Rudy Giuliani Addresses The Erectile Dysfunction Rumors

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Wednesday, 28 October 2020

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New York City optometrists agree that Rudy has the biggest eyes in NYC.

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The man who was once hailed as a hero, has now turned into the biggest laughing stock on the face of the earth.

Rudy Giuliani, aka The Swamp Creature, has denied that he colluded with the Russians back in 2016.

But photos clearly show that he had dinner with President Vladimir Putin at least 11 times during August and October of 2016.

Giuliani recently got busted by English comedian Sacha Baron Cohen in a sting which showed him on a bed with Cohen’s alleged, 15-year-old daughter.

The girl, who looked 19, was fully clothed, whereas Rudy was as naked as a jay bird, except for a band-aid on one of his gonads.

The Borat video clearly showed that Rudy patootie was fiddling with his Vienna sausage.

The Hackensack Unveiler Chronicle recently reported that the man with the scary-as-shit ping pong ball eyes, has been dealing with ED (erectile dysfunction) for seven months.

Rudy denies it, and says that it's just a rash that he is now taking the strongest rash medicine for.

Giuliani pointed out that he can still shoot, but his bullets are all blanks.

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