MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Close associates of President Putin say that the Russia leader is getting flakier and flakier.
One longtime assistant said that one day Put, as his close friends call him, went outside by the swimming pool wearing a flip flop on his left foot and a snow ski on his right foot.
Another time the commie bastard, as VP Harris calls him, was seen at a Moscow McDonalds ordering a vodka-on-the-rocks.
And now the Kremlin Voice has just broken the story that Vladimir has just told his urologist that he has fallen head-over-heels in love with Melania Trump.
The urologist told the KV, that Vlady and Melly (as he affectionately refers to her) text at least 17 times a day, sometimes he'll text her (and sext her) at 11 pm (Florida time), 6 am (Moscow time).
Putin's urologist, who refused to give his name, stated that Putin told him that he has never had so many erections as he gets whenever he thinks of Melania's sweet, sexy, gorgeous ass.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: After doing a bit of research, I learned that Putin's urologist is Dr. Oleg "Fingers" Pashavich, 73.]
