Funny story - China - The Big Thug on the World Stage - Threatens Tough Nancy - and Loses

China - The Big Thug on the World Stage - Threatens Tough Nancy - and Loses

(Editorial) - Nancy Pelosi is America's Top Female politician, and she is not going to let the Bloody Communist Chinese Regime tell her what to do - or not to do. In Taiwan, the Taiwanese played 'These Boots are made for Walking' as her Ceremoni…

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Funny story - Trump Says That Monkeypox Is Just A Hoax Invented By Nancy Pelosi

Trump Says That Monkeypox Is Just A Hoax Invented By Nancy Pelosi

DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump was in Duck Dung, to visit a skin specialist about possibly getting something done about his bright orange skin, which Melania has commented "ease gettings mores and mush mores orange…

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Funny story - China Bans Pelosi From Panda Express

China Bans Pelosi From Panda Express

Beige-ing, China - On Friday, China got extra super pissy about Nancy Pelosi giving them the giant foam finger by visiting Taiwan, and they decided to take direct action against ole Nancy. Firstly, they sanctioned her and her entire family, even…

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Funny story - Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...

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Funny story - Nancy Pelosi Pole Dances in Inaugural Parade

Nancy Pelosi Pole Dances in Inaugural Parade

Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi of California made the mistake of giving away all of her tickets to the Inagural Parade and did not save any for herself. In a move speaking of her enterprising and inventive nature, however, Pelosi decid...

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Funny story - Nancy’s Hittin’ It Old School!

Nancy’s Hittin’ It Old School!

Nancy Pelosi landed safely in Taiwan (maybe I shouldn’t write this too soon) and is feeling empowered. After her usual hellos to everybody from the Taiwan government (who were all shitting bricks, I believe is the Taiwanese expression), she starte…

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Funny story - AOC planning makeup trip to Taiwan

AOC planning makeup trip to Taiwan

As reported by our Beijing China news correspondent , the Chinese are very angry with Pelosi because she came to Taiwan. This has resulted in a display of fireworks. Our Washington DC news correspondent, Harry Leegs, reports that AOC is very wor…

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Funny story - Nancy Pelosi and The Democrats Want The Bat-Shit Crazy Marjorie Taylor Greene to Be Arrested

Nancy Pelosi and The Democrats Want The Bat-Shit Crazy Marjorie Taylor Greene to Be Arrested

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is an old Bulgarian carpenter saying that says, when one door closes, another one opens. Well, in today’s world, one could say, when one lying, evil, racist leaves, another one arrives. According to Nanc…

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Funny story - Josh Hawley Is The Biggest Scaredy Cat Pussy In America

Josh Hawley Is The Biggest Scaredy Cat Pussy In America

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Josh Hawley has just been named The Biggest Pussy in Washington D.C. Vice President Kamala Harris said that the junior limp-wristed senator from Missouri appears to have some of "Cheeto Face" Trump's wimpish DNA…

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Funny story - Nancy Pelosi Survives Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome To Reach 79.

Nancy Pelosi Survives Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome To Reach 79.

BILLINGSGATE POST: Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi turned 79 yesterday, despite being diagnosed with TPWKS (Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome). Although she looks much older, her coterie of lip-smacking liberals believes she is good for anot...

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Funny story - Trump To Pelosi: “You Must Have Been Something Before Electricity”

Trump To Pelosi: “You Must Have Been Something Before Electricity”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Taking a line from Al Czervik, played by Rodney Dangerfield in the movie “Caddyshack,” President Trump was overheard whispering; “Hey baby, you must have been something before electricity,” as he engaged in an air kiss with the ag...

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Funny story - Secret Report By Israeli Intelligence Proves Speaker Nancy Pelosi Bankrolled Al Qaeda

Secret Report By Israeli Intelligence Proves Speaker Nancy Pelosi Bankrolled Al Qaeda

A shocking report released today by the Israeli Intelligence Agency Mossad, seems to offer definitive proof that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (Democrat-Peoples Republic of San Francisco) funded the purchase of arms by Al Qaeda through the earmar...

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Funny story - Pelosi explains Trump’s quid pro quo vs Biden’s kid pro quo

Pelosi explains Trump’s quid pro quo vs Biden’s kid pro quo

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has accused President Trump of “bribery” when he threatened to withhold military assistance to Ukraine last summer. Mr. Trump is also accused of seeking to use a foreign government to investigate political rival Joe Bide...

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Funny story - Trump Is Now a Sad, Sad, Pitiful, Pathetic Little Man

Trump Is Now a Sad, Sad, Pitiful, Pathetic Little Man

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Consolidated News Magazine’s Tansy Fifi Aberdeen, has just written that President Trump has morphed into a sad, sad, pitiful, pathetic little man. She added that the fact that, in four years, Trump the Chump spewed…

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Funny story - China Wets Pants Over Pelosi's Visit To Taiwan

China Wets Pants Over Pelosi's Visit To Taiwan

Gee wheeze! Cool it, China. War is no way to promote tourism. So Pelosi visited a neighbor across the bay, gave a speech, received a ribbon or sash, and took off for her next stop. She didn't land in Taiwan, armed with an AR-17 rifle, taking a fe…

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Funny story - Nancy Pelosi Discovered Masturbating In Capitol Building Horror

Nancy Pelosi Discovered Masturbating In Capitol Building Horror

A male intern administrative assistant working in the Capitol Building in Washington DC has walked in on his boss, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, masturbating in her office, according to unverified rumors circulating online. Marvin Shawshank says hi…

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Funny story - Nancy Pelosi Explains Why She Will Never Retire

Nancy Pelosi Explains Why She Will Never Retire

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Speaker of the House Nancy Patricia Pelosi recently sat down with BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx at a local Giggling Guacamole Mexican Restaurant. The two talked about girl things, such as hair, make-up, the Hall…

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Funny story - Nancy Pelosi Sneezed in South Korea and China threatened Nuclear Retaliation

Nancy Pelosi Sneezed in South Korea and China threatened Nuclear Retaliation

Nancy Pelosi, on congressional business, visited Japan, the Philippines and South Korea. In the Philippines she saw Imelda Marco's new shoe collection - now that Imelda's son is President - and the money is rolling in again. While in South Korea…

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Funny story - Nancy Pelosi Denies She Defecated Into Bucket Then Poured Diarrhea Over Head Of Homeless Veteran - But CCTV Tells Different Story

Nancy Pelosi Denies She Defecated Into Bucket Then Poured Diarrhea Over Head Of Homeless Veteran - But CCTV Tells Different Story

A Homeless Gulf War Veteran's life was forever changed when a woman, who many believe was House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, though she is denying the allegations, dumped a teeming bucket of runny feces over his head outside a DC restaurant on Friday night…

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Funny story - The FBI Wants To Know What The Hell 34 Gold Bars From Fort Knox Where Doing Stashed Underneath Eric "Goofy" Trump's Bed

The FBI Wants To Know What The Hell 34 Gold Bars From Fort Knox Where Doing Stashed Underneath Eric "Goofy" Trump's Bed

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The United States FBI is very interested in finding out what 34 gold bars from The Fort Knox Gold Depository were doing stashed underneath Eric "Goofy" Trump's bed at the Trump family Mar-a-Liar complex. The agen…

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