Funny story - Donald Trump’s Kool-Aid Company Files For Bankruptcy

Donald Trump’s Kool-Aid Company Files For Bankruptcy

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency has just confirmed that the former “Golfer-in-Chief’s” Kool-Aid company has indeed filed for bankruptcy. Oslo D. Troyjoy, a spokesperson for Bankruptcies of America, said that the Donald T…

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Funny story - Nancy Poozleosi, Kamala Cackleosi And Joe Sleepleosi: The Three Stooges Of The Apocalypse

Nancy Poozleosi, Kamala Cackleosi And Joe Sleepleosi: The Three Stooges Of The Apocalypse

BILLINGSGATE POST: Larry, Moe and Curly they ain’t. Although at times their slapstick behavior could easily qualify them to take on the mantle of The Three Stooges. With her sunken eyes and penchant for premium ice cream, Nancy Poozleosi most clos…

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Funny story - Nancy Pelosi Pole Dances in Inaugural Parade

Nancy Pelosi Pole Dances in Inaugural Parade

Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi of California made the mistake of giving away all of her tickets to the Inagural Parade and did not save any for herself. In a move speaking of her enterprising and inventive nature, however, Pelosi decid...

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Funny story - Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...

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Funny story - Congress Will Vote To Have Marjorie Taylor Greene Removed On Grounds of Being a Total and Complete Racist Asshole

Congress Will Vote To Have Marjorie Taylor Greene Removed On Grounds of Being a Total and Complete Racist Asshole

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News has just broken the congressional story of the month. Miss Fiddle, no relation to the Florida Fiddles, heard from an inside source, one of the sexier female pages, that the me…

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Funny story - Neanderthal cave paintings discovered inside Pelosi's vagina

Neanderthal cave paintings discovered inside Pelosi's vagina

Surgeons operating to remove Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's tongue from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's vagina discovered more than 200 Neanderthal cave paintings decorating the walls of the rarely used organ. Anthropologists from the Smithsonian...

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Funny story - Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the what-the-hell-will-they-think-of-next-category, the three above mentioned trouble-makers are asking that the House of Representatives and the Senate vote to kick California out of the United States. BuzzFu…

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Funny story - Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who has not been seen since the Omnibus Bill was voted down Thursday, was reported to have checked into a hospice after having her face diagnosed as having TPWKS (Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome). Taxidermical...

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Funny story - Joe Biden Surfaces: Been Missing Since Nov. 4. Staffers Say Lobotomy Appears to have Cleared His Mind!

Joe Biden Surfaces: Been Missing Since Nov. 4. Staffers Say Lobotomy Appears to have Cleared His Mind!

Walter Reed Army Hospital/ Medical Journal - Vice President Elect Joe Biden suddenly resurfaced today after having "gone missing" since the night of the Presidential election over a month ago. Mysteriously, no one noticed he had been missing! A...

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Funny story - Nancy Pelosi Discovered Masturbating In Capitol Building Horror

Nancy Pelosi Discovered Masturbating In Capitol Building Horror

A male intern administrative assistant working in the Capitol Building in Washington DC has walked in on his boss, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, masturbating in her office, according to unverified rumors circulating online. Marvin Shawshank says hi…

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Funny story - George W. Bush to award Snowden Presidential Medal of Freedom

George W. Bush to award Snowden Presidential Medal of Freedom

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!, TEXASS -- Former U. S. president George W. Bush is reportedly considering penning a retroactive executive order awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to whistle-blower Edward Snowden. "He's a patriot for exposing...

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Funny story - Tests Show Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Has No Spine

Tests Show Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Has No Spine

WASHINGTON, D.C. – iRumors is reporting that Kevin McCarthy, who has single-handedly become the designated Trump ass-kisser recently had some X-rays taken, and they showed that he has no backbone. Nancy Pelosi reportedly said, that she could have…

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Funny story - Nancy Pelosi Says That One of Trump’s SOB Anarchists Stole Her Birth Control Pills

Nancy Pelosi Says That One of Trump’s SOB Anarchists Stole Her Birth Control Pills

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The iNews Agency is reporting that Nancy Pelosi is fit to be tied, as she stated that the asshole, redneck, piece-of-shit Anarchist, who broke into her Capitol building office stole her bottle of birth control pills…

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Funny story - Trump Is Now a Sad, Sad, Pitiful, Pathetic Little Man

Trump Is Now a Sad, Sad, Pitiful, Pathetic Little Man

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Consolidated News Magazine’s Tansy Fifi Aberdeen, has just written that President Trump has morphed into a sad, sad, pitiful, pathetic little man. She added that the fact that, in four years, Trump the Chump spewed…

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Funny story - Marjorie Taylor Greene Sux The Big One!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Sux The Big One!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Nancy Pelosi has come up with one of the best descriptions for the skank of all skanks Marjorie Taylor Greene. Pelosi, who hates MTG even more than Eric Trump hates having an extremely low IQ (24), referred to the ‘dishwater blo…

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Funny story - Trump Angrily Denies That He Hit on Nancy Pelosi in 1993

Trump Angrily Denies That He Hit on Nancy Pelosi in 1993

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was talking at his press conference about what a fantastically fantastic (his words) job he is doing in semi-dealing with the Coronavirus. One of the media reporters asked him about Nancy Pelosi alleging that he h...

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Funny story - Trump and 27 Dummies Are The Only People in The U.S. Who Still Think He Won

Trump and 27 Dummies Are The Only People in The U.S. Who Still Think He Won

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that one of their recent polls shows that Trump and 27 Trumptards are the only dumbbells in the nation who still think that the lying, orange SOB actually won. Those Trump basers are th…

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Funny story - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview this morning on MSNBC, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi referred to President Bush three different times in a rambling, incoherent discussion regarding her victory in forcing Bush to set a new shutdown deadline. She wa...

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Funny story - Nancy Pelosi arrested for criminal damage

Nancy Pelosi arrested for criminal damage

Speaker of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, was taken into police custody for criminal damage yesterday, after it was revealed that she had systematically torn up a copy of President Trump's State of the Union speech. The elderly felon,...

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Funny story - Penis Envy: President Obama Won't Touch Weiner With 10 Foot Pole

Penis Envy: President Obama Won't Touch Weiner With 10 Foot Pole

When asked if President Obama is calling for Rep. Weiner to resign, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said today that the President is focused on his job, not on Weiner. With Minority Whip Nancy Pelosi now calling for the disgraced Weiner t...

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