Satan to Open a New Circle in Hell for Evangelicals
SHEOL—Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the new Press Secretary for Satan, announced today that the Dark Lord is opening a new circle in Hell, specifically for the overflow of Evangelicals who have been flooding His underworld domain ever since the 2016 electi…
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Dog With Two Assholes Rips Biden A New One
BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden invited Pocahontas and Kamala (Breath) Harris to meet with him at Democrat Election Headquarters so that he might interview them, side-by-side, for the job of Vice-President. As usual, he had his adopted rescue dog, Majo...
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Nancy Pelosi Discovered Masturbating In Capitol Building Horror
A male intern administrative assistant working in the Capitol Building in Washington DC has walked in on his boss, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, masturbating in her office, according to unverified rumors circulating online. Marvin Shawshank says hi…
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Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies
Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...
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Conservatives Join Hunt for iCloud Hacker After Nude Pics of Nancy Pelosi, Others Surface
Los Angeles, CA - The now infamous and anonymous iCloud hacker, responsible for releasing nude and semi-nude photos of celebrities, now has a new enemy to add to his list - Conservatives. The initial release of risqué pics featuring attractive celebr...
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Donald Trump Did Not Win The Nobel Peace Prize
Incredible surprise. Stop the world. Donald Trump did not win the Nobel Peace Prize. You’d think that, after separating babies and children from parents, putting children in cages, and locking them in those cages, Donald Trump actually thought he cou…
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Congress Proposes Replacing 2010 Election with "Psychic Estimate."
Donald Trump’s Kool-Aid Company Files For Bankruptcy
Mexican Drug Cartels Designated as Health Care Providers
AOC self-quarantined after coronavirus-induced brain farts shut down Congress
Biden To Dissolve Secret Service: Replace With Elite Eunuch Corps
Newt Gingrich Still Smarting from '99 Pelosi Water Boarding
GOP making whoopee !!
Trump Claims Nancy Poozleosi Could Eat Ice Cream With Her Mask On
Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union
Amy Coney Barrett is Now a Cruel, Mean, Uncaring, Hate-Filled Pro-Trump GOP Supreme Court Judge
Imagine Trump Going Up The Escalator After January 20, 2021
Kimberly Guilfoyle Denies The Rumor That She Has Cellulite On Her Ovaries
Marjorie Taylor Greene Sux The Big One!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Nancy Pelosi has come up with one of the best descriptions for the skank of all skanks Marjorie Taylor Greene. Pelosi, who hates MTG even more than Eric Trump hates having an extremely low IQ (24), referred to the ‘dishwater blo…
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Trump To Pelosi: “You Must Have Been Something Before Electricity”
BILLINGSGATE POST: Taking a line from Al Czervik, played by Rodney Dangerfield in the movie “Caddyshack,” President Trump was overheard whispering; “Hey baby, you must have been something before electricity,” as he engaged in an air kiss with the ag...
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Pelosi needs a good Drilling
(USA Today) - Nancy Pelosi says to "just say NO" to drilling. Former President Bill Clinton replied "maybe a good drilling will make her a little less tense". Nancy Pelosi stands by her stance to not hold a vote on offshore drilling stating "this...
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Josh Hawley Is The Biggest Scaredy Cat Pussy In America
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Josh Hawley has just been named The Biggest Pussy in Washington D.C. Vice President Kamala Harris said that the junior limp-wristed senator from Missouri appears to have some of "Cheeto Face" Trump's wimpish DNA…
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Pelosi, Biden, and Schumer Criticize Trump’s Mid East Deal
The recent agreement between Israel and the United Arab Emirates, in which the countries agreed to normalize relations, seems like a huge step forward for the Middle East, particularly if other countries in the region follow suit. Nonetheless, Nancy…
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Trump Says That Monkeypox Is Just A Hoax Invented By Nancy Pelosi
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump was in Duck Dung, to visit a skin specialist about possibly getting something done about his bright orange skin, which Melania has commented "ease gettings mores and mush mores orange…
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Trump Is Now a Sad, Sad, Pitiful, Pathetic Little Man
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Consolidated News Magazine’s Tansy Fifi Aberdeen, has just written that President Trump has morphed into a sad, sad, pitiful, pathetic little man. She added that the fact that, in four years, Trump the Chump spewed…
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Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who has not been seen since the Omnibus Bill was voted down Thursday, was reported to have checked into a hospice after having her face diagnosed as having TPWKS (Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome). Taxidermical...
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Nancy Poozleosi, Kamala Cackleosi And Joe Sleepleosi: The Three Stooges Of The Apocalypse
BILLINGSGATE POST: Larry, Moe and Curly they ain’t. Although at times their slapstick behavior could easily qualify them to take on the mantle of The Three Stooges. With her sunken eyes and penchant for premium ice cream, Nancy Poozleosi most clos…
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President Obama Rushed to Hospital with Chest Pain
President Barack Obama was rushed to the Walter Reed Army Medical Center with reported shortness of breath and chest pain, after being briefed about the results of a study tracking the progress of the first wave of "DREAMers", or those young people e...
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Will Speaker Nancy Pelosi Resign?
To begin with, Nancy Pelosi is the same age as the Golden Gate Bridge, and no one plans to retire the Golden Gate Bridge. But, like the Bridge, Pelosi is solid. Just because Donald Trump can't stand any woman pointing her finger at him and telling hi…
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New “Stuntworthy Romance Visions” series between Pelosi and Trump enters summer season
The series opener indicates a secret “stuntworthy contest” is currently in progress between Ms. Pelosi and Mr. Trump. They are also competing for Distinguished Squabble of the Year Trophy. Mr. Trump’s refusal to allow Mr. McGhan to testify to t...
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Tests Show Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Has No Spine
WASHINGTON, D.C. – iRumors is reporting that Kevin McCarthy, who has single-handedly become the designated Trump ass-kisser recently had some X-rays taken, and they showed that he has no backbone. Nancy Pelosi reportedly said, that she could have…
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Conservatives Join Hunt for iCloud Hacker After Nude Pics of Nancy Pelosi, Others Surface
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Trump To Pelosi: “You Must Have Been Something Before Electricity”
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New “Stuntworthy Romance Visions” series between Pelosi and Trump enters summer season
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Pelosi, Biden, and Schumer Criticize Trump’s Mid East Deal
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Satan to Open a New Circle in Hell for Evangelicals
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Donald Trump Did Not Win The Nobel Peace Prize
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Tests Show Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Has No Spine
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Sux The Big One!
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Trump Says That Monkeypox Is Just A Hoax Invented By Nancy Pelosi
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Nancy Pelosi Thumbs Nose At China
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Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies
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Pelosi needs a good Drilling
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Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome
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President Obama Rushed to Hospital with Chest Pain
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Dog With Two Assholes Rips Biden A New One
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Trump Is Now a Sad, Sad, Pitiful, Pathetic Little Man
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Nancy Pelosi Discovered Masturbating In Capitol Building Horror
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Nancy Poozleosi, Kamala Cackleosi And Joe Sleepleosi: The Three Stooges Of The Apocalypse
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Josh Hawley Is The Biggest Scaredy Cat Pussy In America
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Will Speaker Nancy Pelosi Resign?
