Donald Trump’s Kool-Aid Company Files For Bankruptcy

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 9 August 2021

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This is a recent photo of Trump's Kool-Aid Co. located in NYC's Bedford-Stuyvesant neighborhood.

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency has just confirmed that the former “Golfer-in-Chief’s” Kool-Aid company has indeed filed for bankruptcy.

Oslo D. Troyjoy, a spokesperson for Bankruptcies of America, said that the Donald Trump Kool-Aid Company has assets of $2,902.32, and it owes thousands of patrons a combined total of $83,837,401.03.

He pointed out that DJT has said that the audit was simply one big, gigantic hoax initiated by Democrats, who still think that he is nothing more than an orange-colored, lying, crybaby douche bag.

Trump went on the Sean Hannity Show and told him that, in the interest of total transparency, the Donald Trump Kool-Aid Company has assets totaling $32.8 million and it only owes a grand total of $207.14.

Melania's soon-to-be-ex-husband said that he is desperately trying to find a lawyer (or at least a paralegal) so that he can initiate lawsuit proceedings against Bankruptcies of America, the Democrat Party, and Nancy Pelosi, who allegedly called him a dickless-little whining shitball.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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