ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - The man with at least 172 nicknames; including "Cheeto Face," recently told his ex-girlfriend Maria Bartiromo, that he has made a $1 billion bet with Nancy Pelosi.
The "Tweet Creep" told "La Barti" that he is so sure that he will not only be the GOP candidate in 2024, but he will actually win the race and return to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and this time, he promises that he is going to sign a fucking Presidential Executive Order that will make him America's first undisputed king.
When Bartiromo told Tucker Carlson what "Old Acorn Dick" had said, the "TV Creepo" just rolled his deer-in-the-headlight eyes and whispered under his breath, "Damn, 'The Orange Douche Bag' has finally fucking lost it!'"
Meanwhile, Melania's BFF Meghan Markle told BuzzFuzz that Melly has had enough of Donaldo's fucked-in-the-head Nazi antics and she is getting ready to hire a divorce lawyer.
