Nancy Pelosi Thumbs Nose At China

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 2 August 2022

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Nancy coming in for a landing!

The same lady who pointed her finger and drilled down at Trump saying, “All your roads lead to Putin,” has landed in Taiwan, despite China’s threat that China would shoot down Pelosi's plane.

Some fortune cookie!

China is not presenting a very gentlemanly welcome for the lady, much less the same person who is third in line to be President of the United States.

But China can say whatever China wants to say. However, it isn’t as though Nancy plans to set up a sweatshop in Taiwan and compete with China’s slave labor production practices.

Wearing a pink suit as she deplaned, the Speaker of the House did not appear to be a threat to China, so why is China so uptight? She wasn’t dressed in combative gear like a January 6th Proud Boy or Oath Keeper. Also, Nancy is a grandmother of 7, and still China threatened to shoot down her plane? Who is their next target, chocolate maker Mrs. Sees?

Ivanka was welcomed into China after her daddy moved into the White House. She was also granted 41 Chinese trademarks linked to her companies, including sunglasses, handbags, shoes, jewelry, beauty services, and voting machines.

Wait, Ivanka produced voting machines?

But Ivanka was nowhere near becoming the President of the United States. But Nancy, who is 3rd in line, wagged her finger at Trump while all the men at the table sat with heads bowed, hands folded in prayer, and saying nothing. Nancy was dynamite!

So China, don’t threaten to shoot down Nancy’s plane. It isn’t good manners.

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