New “Stuntworthy Romance Visions” series between Pelosi and Trump enters summer season

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Friday, 24 May 2019

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The series opener indicates a secret “stuntworthy contest” is currently in progress between Ms. Pelosi and Mr. Trump.

They are also competing for Distinguished Squabble of the Year Trophy.

Mr. Trump’s refusal to allow Mr. McGhan to testify to the congress has set off a new round in the “he obstructed” thematica throughout the news-gossip world.

Ms. Pelosi’s response, as she thrust rapidly into the glaring lights of current news, was:

“He’s covering up, you see, again! And we need some kind of intervention here.”

The actions of both these giants on the American Political Scene have brought them new points in the “Annual Stuntworthy Contest of 2019.”

Ms. Pelosi’s loose fling of the 25th amendment as one form of intervention additionally brought new perusal of her wrinkled forehead.

Both these officially designated “leaders” of the Republic appear to be ill-matched for an actual marriage, so they at least have that to be thankful for.

The Democrats are betwixt pushing the renewed “Russian interference” angle, via Julian Assange, who is guilty of being a journalist, and “Obstruction, obstruction, oh you just damn well know we gotta do obstruction!”

Technically, obstruction means interfering with an actual court proceeding, as with slyly putting money in the back pocket of a judge.

Thus the Democrats scratch for new material while avoiding leadership on the Iran Crisis, with Mr. Trump grumbling to Melania.

In terms of Lightweight Surveys, Mr. Trump and Ms. Pelosi are almost tied on The Most Juvenile Political Behavior Recently Sampling across the populace.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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