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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Has Been Overheard Saying “I Am Honored To Be Your New President”

Nancy Pelosi Has Been Overheard Saying “I Am Honored To Be Your New President”

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Washington Globe-Express is reporting that an unnamed member of Nancy Pelosi’s staff has overheard her mumbling to herself, “I am honored to be your new president.” The staff member said that she, personally, has heard Miss...

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Funny story: Donald Trump – The Pied Piper of The Potomac (6 Tweets)

Donald Trump – The Pied Piper of The Potomac (6 Tweets)

* If I had to pick someone to blame this Chinese Flu on it would have to be Genghis Khan/ He was 91% Chinese. I read once in grade school that he was one of the very first people to suffer from bacteria. * I want my base and my baseless to know th...

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Funny story: Fox News is Reporting That Several of its Employees Now Have The C-19 Virus

Fox News is Reporting That Several of its Employees Now Have The C-19 Virus

NEW YORK CITY – The network known as Trump Central has just announced that several of its employees have tested positive for the COVIR-19. Sean Hannity’s Network which somehow still refers to itself as “Fair & Balanced” has finally stopped pu...

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Funny story: AOC self-quarantined after coronavirus-induced brain farts shut down Congress

AOC self-quarantined after coronavirus-induced brain farts shut down Congress

The events unfolded quite dramatically. Here are our updates: * With the Capitol consumed by anxiety over clownvirus, Judiciary Chairman Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.) rose in a floor address Tuesday and told his Democratic colleagues they should lea...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Points Out That If Both Trump and Pence Are Incapacitated By The Coronavirus, We’ll Have President Pelosi

Ann Coulter Points Out That If Both Trump and Pence Are Incapacitated By The Coronavirus, We’ll Have President Pelosi

WASHINGTON, D.C. – One of the biggest far-right GOP mouthpieces, and a 58-year-old woman who is no fan of Trump, has made a rather startling statement. Ann Coulter, speaking at a convention of The Retired GOP Great Grandmothers of America, sugges...

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Funny story: Half A Dozen Republican Senators Are Self-Quarantining and Each One Has Shaken Hands With President Trump

Half A Dozen Republican Senators Are Self-Quarantining and Each One Has Shaken Hands With President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trump’s theory that Republicans cannot get the Coronavirus has been shot all to hell, as half a dozen or so Republican senators, including Ted “Herman Munster" Cruz, Matt “The Brat" Gaetz, Doug “Forrest Gump" Collins, and Louie “Th...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Tells Devin Nunes That If He Has Naked Photos of President Trump He Needs To Show Them To Congress

Nancy Pelosi Tells Devin Nunes That If He Has Naked Photos of President Trump He Needs To Show Them To Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi texted Devin “No Nuts” Nunes and informed him that he will be subpoenaed, and he will have to show the nude photos of President Trump that he allegedly has. Nunes texted “Cupcakes” Pelosi back,...

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Funny story: Donnie Trump Jr. Makes A Very Inappropriate Lascivious Remark About His Step-Mother (Melania Trump)

Donnie Trump Jr. Makes A Very Inappropriate Lascivious Remark About His Step-Mother (Melania Trump)

WINNEMUCCA, Nevada – Many people believe that the town was named after Chief Winnemucca of the Paiute tribe, but it was actually named after Sylvester “Silly” Winnemucca, who was a traveling crotch elixir salesman/comedian. Donald Trump Jr., who N...

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Funny story: Attorney General Bill Barr Finally Grows A Pair and And Socks It To Trump

Attorney General Bill Barr Finally Grows A Pair and And Socks It To Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Attorney General, Bill Barr, seems to finally be changing his tune. The nation’s top Trump ass-kisser told a reporter with The Washington Globe-Express that he had to put his GOP foot down, and tell Trump to stop his inces...

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Funny story: The Latest Poll Shows That Black Voters Are Sick and Tired of Donald Trump’s “Plantation Antics”

The Latest Poll Shows That Black Voters Are Sick and Tired of Donald Trump’s “Plantation Antics”

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – The Monumental Polling Council has just announced their latest poll regarding Donald Trump. The MPC has released information that clearly shows that the president’s popularity among Black voters has fallen for the 8...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Has Just Ordered The Treasury Department To Print Up A New U.S. Dollar Bill With His Likeness

Donald Trump Says He Has Just Ordered The Treasury Department To Print Up A New U.S. Dollar Bill With His Likeness

BALTIMORE – The Baltimore Beacon-Star Newspaper is reporting that President Donald Trump has told his staff members that he is doing a fantastic presidential job. An inside source reported that everyone in the room, a total of 17 ass-kissers, ahh...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi arrested for criminal damage

Nancy Pelosi arrested for criminal damage

Speaker of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, was taken into police custody for criminal damage yesterday, after it was revealed that she had systematically torn up a copy of President Trump's State of the Union speech. The elderly felon,...

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Funny story: Poozleosi Rips Up Speech: Like Hitler Tearing Up Treaty of Versailles

Poozleosi Rips Up Speech: Like Hitler Tearing Up Treaty of Versailles

BILLINGSGATE POST: Nancy Poozleosi had a bad day. Some would say it may have been the wrong time of the month. However, her being 79 years old, makes that unlikely. Other pundits, upon seeing her hand strength in tearing up more three pages at a t...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Watched The State of The Union Address: We’re Now Both Democrats Said The Prince

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Watched The State of The Union Address: We’re Now Both Democrats Said The Prince

WEST HOLLYWOOD – Mr. and Mrs. Prince Harry watched the president’s State of the Union address at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Holly, as the locals call it. The prince said that Trump appeared to be slurring many of his words, including Schumer...

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s State of The Union Address Contained 322 Lies, 322 Standing Ovations, and 61 Boos

Donald Trump’s State of The Union Address Contained 322 Lies, 322 Standing Ovations, and 61 Boos

WASHINGTON, D.C. – National Focus Magazine is calling President Trump’s State of The Union Address the most boring one since 1862, when Abraham Lincoln delivered his and he talked about his top hat, the new $5 bill, his invention of Lincoln Logs, and...

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Funny story: Will President Trump Give The Clap Back To Nancy During State of Union

Will President Trump Give The Clap Back To Nancy During State of Union

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump is not looking forward to giving his State of the Union speech this year. Last year, Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, gave him the clap during the speech. Reportedly, his doctor has warned him to use protection when he give...

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Funny story: President Trump Furious at Losing a Super Bowl Bet to Nancy Pelosi

President Trump Furious at Losing a Super Bowl Bet to Nancy Pelosi

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports coming out of the White House state that President Trump made a Super Bowl bet with Speaker of the House, Nancy “Cupcakes” Pelosi. POTUS picked the San Francisco 49ers to win the Super Bowl and Pelosi picked the Kansas...

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