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Funny story: Trump Socks It To Nancy Pelosi

Trump Socks It To Nancy Pelosi

BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump socks it to Nancy Pelosi. As a token of Christmas giving, President Trump sent The Speaker of the House a pair of his favorite socks to hang over the mantle of her fireplace to commemorate his impeachment. He attached th...

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Nasty Pelosi Didn't Turn Over Articles of Impeachment for Senate Trial

Top 10 Reasons Nasty Pelosi Didn't Turn Over Articles of Impeachment for Senate Trial

Washington D.C. - This week, Democrats fulfilled their over-three-year-long dream by passing two articles of Impeachment against President Trump. A journey proclaimed the day he was inaugurated, and even voted on by the House of Representatives three...

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Funny story: New set of love letters between Trump and Kim exposed by disturbed CIA whistleblower

New set of love letters between Trump and Kim exposed by disturbed CIA whistleblower

In a dramatic follow-up to impeachment articles yesterday, new disclosures have appeared today. These may lead to retraction (and reconsideration) of House impeachment articles, so that Democrats may add further indications of Mr. Trump’s instabil...

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Funny story: Pelosi starts impeachment proceedings against ALL Senate Republicans

Pelosi starts impeachment proceedings against ALL Senate Republicans

Following the House impeachment of Mr. Trump yesterday, Speaker Pelosi has lost no time in follow-up activity. First, she indicates there will be delay in getting House impeachment articles to the Senate, because so far the senate process does not...

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Funny story: Ask Dr. Billingsgate: He Knows All, Sees All, Tells All

Ask Dr. Billingsgate: He Knows All, Sees All, Tells All

BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Billingsgate takes questions from vitally-concerned non-entities who wish to take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to probe the innards of the good doctor’s inner-self: Dear Dr. B: You have been very critic...

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Funny story: Twelve Days of Impeachment

Twelve Days of Impeachment

Washington, D.C. - After a marathon Thursday session of the U.S. House Representatives Judiciary Committee, known as the Impeachment Markup Hearing, a vote on two articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump was postponed until Friday morni...

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Funny story: Pelosi and Schumer unveil "artichokes" of impeachment

Pelosi and Schumer unveil "artichokes" of impeachment

Nanny Pelosi and Upchuck Schumer, speaking on behalf of the “Democratic” Party, announced two "artichokes of impeachment" against President Donald Trump. “Today, in service of our party,” Pelosi said, “we are charging the president with having hig...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi proposes special day honoring Democrats for saving civilization from Trump

Nancy Pelosi proposes special day honoring Democrats for saving civilization from Trump

Questioned on whether her notion for a new TGFD day means Thank God For Democracy--not just Thank God For Democrats--Ms. Pelosi responded, “N-no. I mean Democrats.” She further explained the word democracy is not specific enough for the current he...

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Funny story: Plastic surgery balks impeachment

Plastic surgery balks impeachment

Impeachment hearings involving claims that Donald Trump asked Ukraine President, Wolodymyr Selenskyj, to have Joe Biden's son, Hunter, investigated in return for favors from the US including weapons, have been thwarted by organic polymers of high mol...

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Funny story: Pelosi explains Trump’s quid pro quo vs Biden’s kid pro quo

Pelosi explains Trump’s quid pro quo vs Biden’s kid pro quo

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has accused President Trump of “bribery” when he threatened to withhold military assistance to Ukraine last summer. Mr. Trump is also accused of seeking to use a foreign government to investigate political rival Joe Bide...

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Funny story: Animal Control Tasked With Arresting Rudy Giuliani

Animal Control Tasked With Arresting Rudy Giuliani

Washington, D.C. - When Trump's personal attack dog, Rudy Giuliani, inevitably gets arrested soon, the job will not be dealt with by the police, or even the FBI, says a Justice Department spokesperson. No, the job of arresting Trump's lawyer will fal...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi to star as Blanche in Off-Broadway re-make of “A Streetcar Named Desire”

Nancy Pelosi to star as Blanche in Off-Broadway re-make of “A Streetcar Named Desire”

Ms. Pelosi is reported enthused over this role, especially due to Representative Schiff taking the part of Stanley Kowalski, formerly performed by Marlon Brando. Mr. Schiff does a variation on the muscular Brando via his eyes, which bulge and prot...

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Funny story: Trump says He will accept Impeachment if a Majority of Representatives Can Spell It

Trump says He will accept Impeachment if a Majority of Representatives Can Spell It

In an effort today to prove that he is smarter than his Democratic counterparts, President Trump said he would accept his impeachment by the House of Representatives if those who want to impeach him can spell it. In a statement released by the...

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Funny story: Trump Announces the Construction of a Luxury Prison

Trump Announces the Construction of a Luxury Prison

Washington, DC In the wake of several convicted felons, some of whom are personal friends of Donald Trump, the President has made an announcement to build several luxury prisons across the United States. "A luxury prison is something that this cou...

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Funny story: “View From Under The Bus” opens Thursday with sparkling cast

“View From Under The Bus” opens Thursday with sparkling cast

Star-studded and “brilliant,” according to The New York Times, the story of Joe Biden’s “noble sacrifice” is already getting rave reviews. Mr. Biden is the unfortunate tragic hero, sacrificed when Democrats surge into impeachment conflict with Mr...

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Funny story: Deep State Cockroaches Come Out Of The Wall

Deep State Cockroaches Come Out Of The Wall

BILLINGSGATE POST: Squishing cockroaches is not a job for a gentleman as refined and exquisitely educated as Dr. Billingsgate. But someone has to step on the bastards, before another generation of the despised insects inbreed with each other and t...

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Funny story: New transcript of Trump call to Ukraine found in White House trash basket

New transcript of Trump call to Ukraine found in White House trash basket

Breaking: Insider info indicates the Democrats are excited about impeachment due to a new, emerging, piece of evidence. That is, the supposed “transcript” Mr. Trump released today, of his telephone call with newly elected Zelensky in Ukraine last...

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