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Funny story: GOP to Become "3rd Party" in California?

GOP to Become "3rd Party" in California?

Sacramento, CA - Political tensions are rising on the West Coast. In a new legislative movement, President Donald Trump may have to make his re-election bid as a "Third-Party-Candidate", or as a "Write-In" vote. The new election laws could make it ne...

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Funny story: New production of Hamlet will star Nancy Pelosi and Bill Clinton

New production of Hamlet will star Nancy Pelosi and Bill Clinton

A new and glitzy version of Hamlet is in rehearsal as part of the Democrat's autumn campaign for Presidential Election 2020. Casting and script problems continue to plague the production, however, with Ms. Pelosi reported not happy. Ms. Pelosi...

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Funny story: Trump Compliments Nancy Pelosi: “Prettier Than Alice Cooper.”

Trump Compliments Nancy Pelosi: “Prettier Than Alice Cooper.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: The war of words between President Trump and Nancy Pelosi escalated dramatically this past week. After Nancy insulted President Trump by questioning his temperament and mental fitness by suggesting that Trump’s family and staff s...

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Funny story: New “Stuntworthy Romance Visions” series between Pelosi and Trump enters summer season

New “Stuntworthy Romance Visions” series between Pelosi and Trump enters summer season

The series opener indicates a secret “stuntworthy contest” is currently in progress between Ms. Pelosi and Mr. Trump. They are also competing for Distinguished Squabble of the Year Trophy. Mr. Trump’s refusal to allow Mr. McGhan to testify to t...

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Funny story: Barr and Mueller flee to Saudi Arabia

Barr and Mueller flee to Saudi Arabia

Mr. Barr and Mr. Mueller have left the country. Insider analysis puts these gentlemen at a resort called Mar Al Lago East—southeast Saudi Arabia, in the Rub’ Al Khali desert area, somewhat out of earshot of the war in Yemen. Mr. Barr has been p...

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Funny story: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Pelosi And Biden

Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Pelosi And Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: Taxidermist to the Stars, Slim Everdingle, a legend in Hollywood for his use of life-like, non-Botox treatments to extend the careers of past and present stars such as Trigger, Barbra Streisand and Arnold Schwarzenegger, confessed...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Questioned on whether Mr. Biden’s entry into the presidential race has somehow disturbed her, Ms. Pelosi answered a New York Times reporter with a firm: “Not at all.” Nevertheless, her dream—occurring during the night right before he announced—has...

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Funny story: Once More, Bill Barr, Undo the Breach in the Mueller Report

Once More, Bill Barr, Undo the Breach in the Mueller Report

From the quill of Nancy Pelosi, [with apologies to Henry V and William Shakespeare.] To Attorney General Barr: Thou should doubt not that your loyal opposition in this House will prevail in our effort to obtain an unredacted copy of the Mueller...

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Funny story: Barr dragged out of Attorney General’s office and arrested

Barr dragged out of Attorney General’s office and arrested

Senator Schumer has acknowledged that today’s news regarding Julian Assange did influence him in ordering the arrest of Attorney General William Barr. The senator “felt it highly necessary to follow this Assange precedent.” Early this morning t...

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Funny story: Alec Baldwin to run for president; hires security guards

Alec Baldwin to run for president; hires security guards

Following his tweets on possibly running for president in 2020, Alec Baldwin has formally announced his candidacy. The actor, mostly renowned for his impression of Mr. Trump in the past two years, stated: “It would be so easy. So easy.” Politic...

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Funny story: Biden case leads to new product protection for females “where males gather”

Biden case leads to new product protection for females “where males gather”

Mr. Biden’s possible 2020 campaign for the presidency is currently preoccupied with several females claiming he touched them inappropriately. Despite saying he should “keep his hands to himself,” Ms. Pelosi has explained these gestures by Mr. Bide...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Doesn’t Pass Sniff Test: Muffs On Wife’s Hair

Joe Biden Doesn’t Pass Sniff Test: Muffs On Wife’s Hair

BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden muffed when attempting to identify his wife’s hair. In a staged test set up by the Democrat National Committee, Biden was asked to correctly identify the hair of a number of randomly selected Individuals that included h...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Survives Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome To Reach 79.

Nancy Pelosi Survives Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome To Reach 79.

BILLINGSGATE POST: Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi turned 79 yesterday, despite being diagnosed with TPWKS (Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome). Although she looks much older, her coterie of lip-smacking liberals believes she is good for anot...

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Funny story: Pelosi Calls For Standardized Jewish Slurs

Pelosi Calls For Standardized Jewish Slurs

BILLINGSGATE POST: Representative Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) thanked House Speaker Nancy Pelosi for recommending that Jewish slurs be standardized so that there is no misunderstanding when she condemns Israel for throwing Benjamins around to influence Ame...

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Funny story: Sea walnut organism’s anus-on-demand feature being studied toward possible evolutionary changes in political parties

Sea walnut organism’s anus-on-demand feature being studied toward possible evolutionary changes in political parties

Scientists are now offering new reports on the Mnemiopsis leidyl organism, called the Sea Walnut, also known as the Comb Jelly. Speculation has spread widely that the new information signifies information on evolutionary advances, particularly fo...

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Funny story: Why Talk To The Organ Grinder When You Can Talk To The Monkey?

Why Talk To The Organ Grinder When You Can Talk To The Monkey?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Let’s try to sort this out. Is House Speaker Nancy Pelosi a monkey or an organ grinder? The leadership of the Democrat Party is at stake. Is upstart Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez the defacto head of the party? Or is it...

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Funny story: Have Bad Breath? Scaly Green Teeth? Chances Are You Are A Liberal

Have Bad Breath? Scaly Green Teeth? Chances Are You Are A Liberal

BILLINGSGATE POST: What your political values are can affect your breath and teeth. Until recently, it was only suspected that leftist leaning socialists were more prone to terminal halitosis and scaly green teeth. In a project funded by the RNC...

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