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Funny story: Animal Control Tasked With Arresting Rudy Giuliani

Animal Control Tasked With Arresting Rudy Giuliani

Washington, D.C. - When Trump's personal attack dog, Rudy Giuliani, inevitably gets arrested soon, the job will not be dealt with by the police, or even the FBI, says a Justice Department spokesperson. No, the job of arresting Trump's lawyer will fal...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi to star as Blanche in Off-Broadway re-make of “A Streetcar Named Desire”

Nancy Pelosi to star as Blanche in Off-Broadway re-make of “A Streetcar Named Desire”

Ms. Pelosi is reported enthused over this role, especially due to Representative Schiff taking the part of Stanley Kowalski, formerly performed by Marlon Brando. Mr. Schiff does a variation on the muscular Brando via his eyes, which bulge and prot...

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Funny story: Trump says He will accept Impeachment if a Majority of Representatives Can Spell It

Trump says He will accept Impeachment if a Majority of Representatives Can Spell It

In an effort today to prove that he is smarter than his Democratic counterparts, President Trump said he would accept his impeachment by the House of Representatives if those who want to impeach him can spell it. In a statement released by the...

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Funny story: Trump Announces the Construction of a Luxury Prison

Trump Announces the Construction of a Luxury Prison

Washington, DC In the wake of several convicted felons, some of whom are personal friends of Donald Trump, the President has made an announcement to build several luxury prisons across the United States. "A luxury prison is something that this cou...

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Funny story: “View From Under The Bus” opens Thursday with sparkling cast

“View From Under The Bus” opens Thursday with sparkling cast

Star-studded and “brilliant,” according to The New York Times, the story of Joe Biden’s “noble sacrifice” is already getting rave reviews. Mr. Biden is the unfortunate tragic hero, sacrificed when Democrats surge into impeachment conflict with Mr...

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Funny story: Deep State Cockroaches Come Out Of The Wall

Deep State Cockroaches Come Out Of The Wall

BILLINGSGATE POST: Squishing cockroaches is not a job for a gentleman as refined and exquisitely educated as Dr. Billingsgate. But someone has to step on the bastards, before another generation of the despised insects inbreed with each other and t...

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Funny story: New transcript of Trump call to Ukraine found in White House trash basket

New transcript of Trump call to Ukraine found in White House trash basket

Breaking: Insider info indicates the Democrats are excited about impeachment due to a new, emerging, piece of evidence. That is, the supposed “transcript” Mr. Trump released today, of his telephone call with newly elected Zelensky in Ukraine last...

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Funny story: Trump Promises Border Wall, Democrats Promise to Remove Wall--Unemployment Permanently Ended

Trump Promises Border Wall, Democrats Promise to Remove Wall--Unemployment Permanently Ended

In a rare moment of bi-partisanship, Republicans and Democrats are united and their new found unity will have major implications for immigration policy and the U.S. labor market. According to Shiv Aalok, White House Minister of Truth, Democrat House...

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Funny story: GOP to Become "3rd Party" in California?

GOP to Become "3rd Party" in California?

Sacramento, CA - Political tensions are rising on the West Coast. In a new legislative movement, President Donald Trump may have to make his re-election bid as a "Third-Party-Candidate", or as a "Write-In" vote. The new election laws could make it ne...

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Funny story: New production of Hamlet will star Nancy Pelosi and Bill Clinton

New production of Hamlet will star Nancy Pelosi and Bill Clinton

A new and glitzy version of Hamlet is in rehearsal as part of the Democrat's autumn campaign for Presidential Election 2020. Casting and script problems continue to plague the production, however, with Ms. Pelosi reported not happy. Ms. Pelosi...

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Funny story: Trump Compliments Nancy Pelosi: “Prettier Than Alice Cooper.”

Trump Compliments Nancy Pelosi: “Prettier Than Alice Cooper.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: The war of words between President Trump and Nancy Pelosi escalated dramatically this past week. After Nancy insulted President Trump by questioning his temperament and mental fitness by suggesting that Trump’s family and staff s...

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Funny story: New “Stuntworthy Romance Visions” series between Pelosi and Trump enters summer season

New “Stuntworthy Romance Visions” series between Pelosi and Trump enters summer season

The series opener indicates a secret “stuntworthy contest” is currently in progress between Ms. Pelosi and Mr. Trump. They are also competing for Distinguished Squabble of the Year Trophy. Mr. Trump’s refusal to allow Mr. McGhan to testify to t...

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Funny story: Barr and Mueller flee to Saudi Arabia

Barr and Mueller flee to Saudi Arabia

Mr. Barr and Mr. Mueller have left the country. Insider analysis puts these gentlemen at a resort called Mar Al Lago East—southeast Saudi Arabia, in the Rub’ Al Khali desert area, somewhat out of earshot of the war in Yemen. Mr. Barr has been p...

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Funny story: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Pelosi And Biden

Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Pelosi And Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: Taxidermist to the Stars, Slim Everdingle, a legend in Hollywood for his use of life-like, non-Botox treatments to extend the careers of past and present stars such as Trigger, Barbra Streisand and Arnold Schwarzenegger, confessed...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Questioned on whether Mr. Biden’s entry into the presidential race has somehow disturbed her, Ms. Pelosi answered a New York Times reporter with a firm: “Not at all.” Nevertheless, her dream—occurring during the night right before he announced—has...

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Funny story: Once More, Bill Barr, Undo the Breach in the Mueller Report

Once More, Bill Barr, Undo the Breach in the Mueller Report

From the quill of Nancy Pelosi, [with apologies to Henry V and William Shakespeare.] To Attorney General Barr: Thou should doubt not that your loyal opposition in this House will prevail in our effort to obtain an unredacted copy of the Mueller...

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Funny story: Barr dragged out of Attorney General’s office and arrested

Barr dragged out of Attorney General’s office and arrested

Senator Schumer has acknowledged that today’s news regarding Julian Assange did influence him in ordering the arrest of Attorney General William Barr. The senator “felt it highly necessary to follow this Assange precedent.” Early this morning t...

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