Amy Coney Barrett is Now a Cruel, Mean, Uncaring, Hate-Filled Pro-Trump GOP Supreme Court Judge

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 27 October 2020

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The new fake Supreme Court judge Amy "Evil Woman" Barrett is just another heartless, cruel as shit Trumpette.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi is reporting that Trump and the GOPunks have gotten their way. They have shoved in yet another Republican puppet to do whatever the “Divider-in-Chief” wants this spineless Raggedy Ann to do.

Vox Populi has commented that, in the history of senate hearings, there was no one who refused to answer more questions (397) than this arrogant mother of 14 children. Millions of voters asked what the hell she was hiding.

Well, as Vox Populi learned, she was hiding the fact that she was going to be just another one of Trump’s ass-kissers, like “Moscow Mitch” McConnell, Lindsey “Sissy Britches” Graham, and Scott, “The Has-Been” Baio.

But, as Nancy Pelosi was quick to point out, worry not my kind, caring, good American Democrats, for there will be justice soon.

She smiled and said that, when President Biden takes office, he is going to undo every single solitary damn thing that Trump did.

Pelosi further stated that President-Elect Biden will be releasing those poor children from their cages, and doubling The Supreme Court with 9 more judges; all of them DEMOCRATS!

So as Barack Obama, one of the greatest presidents of all time once said, “Tuff titty, said the kitty!”

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