PORT-au-PRINCE, Haiti – (Satire News) – Kimmy Guilfoyle and her Trump boyfriend, Donnie Jr., were vacationing down on Port-au-Prince's' La Isla De Las Papayas Beach, when she was asked by a reporter with Hollywood Innuendo about her ovaries issue.
“What freakin’ ovaries issue!” The long-legged stork asked reporter Ty Tickler.
She was told that it had been reported in several reputable news agencies that both of her ovaries are covered with industrial cellulite.
Guilfoyle made a hideous face, and uttered at least half a dozen expletives, none which can be printed in a family publication.
She then screamed out in her native Spanish that her gynecologist recently checked her out for STD’s, and not only does she not have any STD’s, but she was told that she has the pristine ovaries of a 16-year-old high school cheerleader.
La Kimita, as she is known in Puerto Rico, said that she is getting sick and tired as shit of Nancy Pelosi and her fellow Democrats making up crapola about her; including the rumor that began back in May, that her labia majora and her labia minora are both inverted.