Marjorie Taylor Greene Sux The Big One!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 16 August 2021

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MTG has been described by Robert DeNiro as a Vidalia onion with a huge nose and a hairy lip.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Nancy Pelosi has come up with one of the best descriptions for the skank of all skanks Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Pelosi, who hates MTG even more than Eric Trump hates having an extremely low IQ (24), referred to the ‘dishwater blonde from hell’ as the one woman in politics who really and truly sux the big one.

When MTG heard about Pelosi’s comment she immediately texted President Biden and asked that he remove Pelosi as speaker of the house as soon as humanly possible.

Biden responded by texting Ms. Taylor Greene, and saying that if he had his way he would have her (MTG’s) cellulite-plagued thighs (and body) deported to Cold Bitch, Siberia.

In a Non-Related Story. Melania Trump has said that Donaldo is starting to do some crazy ass shit – like going to bed wearing a pink woman's MAGA T-shirt, and watching 24-hour African porn videos.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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