Sarah Palin: " Pelosi's Eyes Look Like Two Piss-Holes In Snow Bank."

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Monday, 27 September 2010

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In a Tea Party meeting in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, an inspired Sarah Palin, when asked if she thought Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi had undergone recent Botox treatment, she responded: "The raccoon look must be the newest rage in San Francisco. To quote an old Induit saying, 'Squaw's eyes look like two piss holes in snow bank.'"

Later, when asked if she would like to rephrase this reference, she added, "Yes, I would like to apologize to the piss-holes for comparing them to the House Speaker's eyes. They don't deserve that."

"In all seriousness, I really like Nancy. In fact, if she would like to hook up with my taxidermist to have her face redone, I would be happy to give her his name. Anything to get that Botox pseudo smile off the bitch's face would be helpful."

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