Trump Compliments Nancy Pelosi: “Prettier Than Alice Cooper.”

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Sunday, 26 May 2019

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She's A Mess

BILLINGSGATE POST: The war of words between President Trump and Nancy Pelosi escalated dramatically this past week. After Nancy insulted President Trump by questioning his temperament and mental fitness by suggesting that Trump’s family and staff stage an intervention on him, the President responded in a very positive way by calling her “Crazy Nancy.”

“She’s a mess. She’s lost it,” the President said. “I have watched her for many years. She’s still prettier than Alice Cooper. But it’s getting closer.”

Taking this as a compliment, Ms. Pelosi responded by saying that Trump must have been a beautiful baby, but that he is just one more reason why she supports third term abortions rather than first term impeachments.

Slim Everdingle: “That’s why she’s called Crazy Nancy.”

Dirty: “Yo Dude. If she didn’t have boobs, there would be a bounty on her.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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