Trump To Stop Mail-In Voting

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 29 June 2020

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Trump trying to dodge mail-in voting!

Yep! Knowing he’s on the way out, in a last-ditch effort, Donald Trump is going to try to quash, stop, prevent, do a Mexican hat dance on mail-in voting.

Russian president, Vladimir Putin, can’t fix mail-in voting for Trump. In 2016, eight Intelligence Agencies of the United States found that Russia or Putin had interfered with the election.

Trump, more or less, said, “Thanks!”

It was easy for Putin to do by hacking into the voting machines. When faced with the information from the eight US Intelligence Agencies that Putin had hacked into the election, Trump asked Putin. Putin had said, “Oh no.”

Trump believed Putin. So much for the eight US Intelligent Agencies.

That’s like Little Red Riding Hood asking the Wolf, “Are you, my grandmother?”

And the Wolf said, “Yes, I am!”

And Little Red Riding Hood believing the Wolf. The Wolf would then eat up Little Red Riding Hood!

Trump sounds like a foolish Little Red Riding Hood.

Desperate, Trump has a multimillion-dollar effort in place to stop vote-by-mail availability by claiming that those ballots were his “biggest risk” for losing reelection.

That’s a wee bit too modest.

The failure of his presidency has a lot to do with the risk of losing reelection. Sure, he mastered the art of flying everywhere on Air Force One, moving up and down those steps, hair staying glued in place on windy days.

However, Trump fell short on everything else including the virus that didn’t go away by April, and became a world pandemic during his watch.

And his recommendation of using Clorox was another Little Red Riding Hood mistake.

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