MARINA DEL REY, California – Former NBA great Dennis Rodman was having lunch at the Drunk Duck Lounge in Marina del Rey, when he was approached by a reporter with the Hollywod Innuendo News Agency.
Rodman was asked about his countless tattoos and piercings. He said that his latest tattoo is one of his little BFF, Kim Jong-un.
Dennis told reporter, Fajita San Guacamole, that he had face-timed the North Korean leader, and that he looked kind of bad.
Rodman said that he looked like his hair is starting to turn white, his nose looked off-kilter, and his smile was upside-down.
Kim, told Dennis that it was the no carbs, no sugar, no ingredients diet that he had been put on.
Dennis did say that Kimmy has lost 51 pounds, and he has now added 17 more hot, sexy girlfriends to his female stable, which now numbers 707, of which 683 are single.
The North Korean leader told Dennis that when he gets out of the hospital, he wants him to visit North Korea, and take his sexy sister Kim Yo-jong out on a date to Jack-in-the-Box, which is her favorite restaurant.