Written by humanoid

Tuesday, 2 May 2017

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"I don't want the Mexican to be lonely anymore ," says Abu.

A Syrian man named Abu is believed to be the fattest man alive and he is in love with a Mexican transgender according to celebrity gossip. His weight reached an incredible 500 kilograms and he smells like an old sardine can.

Iman Ahmad Abdulati, the man's father from northern Syria, says his son who now weighs in at half a tonne, hadn't left home for 25 years because of his size.

Ahmad has been desperate to find his son a wife and his prayers were answered a few days ago when Abu said he was going to marry a homeless Mexican transexual after seeing her walking near his street through his window.

Abu's excited father wants the Mexican to date and marry his son to take over the household chores of caring for him 24 hours a day. He needs to be bathed twice a day to ward off infections and fleas. He also has a bad case of blue balls that Ahmad hopes the Mexican can cure.

"On our first date inside my room, I'm going to give the Mexican the honored privilege of changing my bedpan," says Abu.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Fat, Love

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