Girl Steals Hat, Reveals Pope's Illuminati Tattoo

Written by XRhonda Speaks

Monday, 27 March 2017

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Left: The Pope's illuminati tattoo; Right: A Pope tattoo by Nick Hart.

When adorable 3 year old Ester Ruth snatched Pope Francis' hat from his head outside of the Vatican, she also revealed a little known fact about the pontiff: Pope Francis has several tattoos including an Illuminati inspired design on the top of his head.

Pope Francis talked and joked about his body art with reporters after the incident, eventually striking a more serious tone of non-judgement and acceptance.

"Parents, warn your children, 'if you get a tattoo you could grow up to be Pope!'"

"You know I have several tattoos including the one on my head, but I'm most proud of my tattoo of the crucified Christ on my arm."

"When I was a young man, before I ever thought of going to the seminary, my friends and I got tattoos to look older and more sophisticated. At the time we didn't even think about what the swastika meant to the Nazis and their Jewish victims, we just liked the design. As I matured and understood more about the world I became ashamed of that tattoo and eventually had it covered with a tattoo of the crucified Christ."

"So that tattoo of Christ represents a time in my life of growing and realizing my calling to serve God and my fellow human beings."

The crowd of Vatican visitors was rapt as the Pope continued with his tale about tattoos.

"The point of my story is that sometimes we want to judge people, people with tattoos, by their appearance, and we just don't know what their personal symbolism really means to them, it may be completely different than what we think it is--or maybe they have symbols of hatred on their body, but don't see them as such, or maybe they have changed in their heart."

Pope Francis, often called the People's Pope, is adored by the masses even more since revealing he has tattoos. But why the Illuminati tattoo? The Pope talked about his body art in such an open and sweet way, that no one dared to ask if the Illuminati tattoo on his head was anything more than a sick design to have as a tattoo.

After news of the Papal body art broke, millions of people it seems, even Muslims and Jews, are having his Holiness's mug permanently inked onto their bodies.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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