God Turns to Atheism After Reading Trump's Tweets

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Thursday, 30 November 2017


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The rumor spreading around heaven is that the God almighty is questioning the existence of himself and the reality of everything around him.

Several angels have confirmed seeing him wander between clouds, looking lost and confused.

We asked the God if he would be willing to share some insights with us. He reluctantly agreed.

"People think that I control every aspect of their daily lives. It's just not true. I've created you, and then let you go on about your business. Some basic rules were put in place so no one goes insane trying to understand how the universe works".

"Then I saw a TV interview with the US President Donald Trump. It was the usual stuff, neatly packed lies and false promises. There was nothing out of the ordinary. And then he said this:

"…the day previous where he was talking about certain very complex sets of things happening, and wiretapping. I said, wait a minute, there's a lot of wiretapping being talked about. I've been seeing a lot of things".
"What the hell does that mean?" I thought, "It certainly deviates from the usual crap politicians say."

Uneasiness overwhelmed my immaterial body. I could feel that something is terribly wrong. I wanted to dig deeper and focused on his tweets:
…"gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM"…

…"corrupted and\or distorted in its political coverage of your favourite President (me)"…

"Then it struck me. Donald Trump is a software glitch. Everything around us is an advanced computer simulation. Which means there is no God".

"I don't exist and haven't created anything. Atheists are telling the truth. Or it could be that whoever created the simulation is a higher God".
"Which means that there is a God. Or just some kid from a higher dimension playing with a computer.

"I think I'm gonna fuck off now and go smoke some pot".

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