Alien Cosmetics just announced its intentions of producing a line of makeup for purple women called Plum Adorable™.
According to Purplicia Greene, spokeswoman for Alien Cosmetics, "Purple women have had to do without proper makeup for years. Some have made do by using purple lipstick for foundation and purple eyeshadow for powder, and we thought we could do better."
Purple women's groups applaud this move. "It's about time they made makeup for women like us!" says Mauve Plumbaugh, a notable conservative talk radio hostess. "Our network will likely advertise this product. Purple women like to look nice too!"
Alien Cosmetics' stock prices rose about $32 USD per share up from about $5.94 per share within hours of announcing the new product launch, with the stock prices steadily increasing.
