More Great Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers' Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues

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Tuesday, 21 February 2017


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It's long overdue, but it's here now on your screen! More exclusive stuff from your favorite website for lefti-progressive memorabilia and prized totems of coastal-elitist craving. You'll want to add all these choice gems to your elegant display case or place them on your au naturelle Scandahoovian wood shelving! Order now! This is such stuff as utopian dreams were made on….. ;)

A copy of paleo-progressive Margaret Sanger's pamphlet (First Printing!) on "Sterilization of the Under classes for Racial Purity Cleansing, Social Advancement and Political Aggrandizing"

Bernie Sanders' incisive dual monograph: "1001 Socialist Bean Recipes and Haranguing with Fartish Emphasis in a Totally Fact Free Context" - together in one volume!

Former Senator Barbara Boxer's 10-inch shoe lifts from prior Capitol Hill days. [These are really priceless now that Babs has returned to her roots as the Bearded Woman in the Lodi, CA, pygmy circus.]

Quintessential radical academic poseur Edward Said's fraudulent PLO ID card, along with many vintage love notes from iconic terrorist Yasser Arafat.

Elizabeth Warren's rare buckskin teddy from her "Native American" period in the sweat lodge, servicing 'braves.' [Note: May require extensive fumigation and delousing prior to wearing.]

Get pardoned spy and Trannie headliner Chelsea Manning's original sheet music of his unpublished ditty: "If I only hadda vagina, er, oh, or some no-thing 'stead of what I got."

You can't responsibly be without the up-to-date UC-Berkeley Student Manual: "Subverting Expression, Eradicating Free Speech, and Embracing Identi-Totalitarianism."

A must-have is the Nancy Pelosi hologram, depicting the successive iterations of her countless "visage renewals." It's truly an inspiration for all progressives insisting on perpetual change and transformation. Proudly display to your identity group friends the face that launched a million nips and tucks under Obama-Care!

Be the first to own a genuine, fully-detailed Chuck-o Schumer mask, complete with droopy hang-on-da-schnozz specs! You'll be the center of radical posturing anywhere, especially at the next quasi-exclusive drinks do! Piss off those Trumpish "deplorables" face to Chuck-o-face with unremitting sanctimony! Great righteous fun and triumph!

Score a complete replica of Hillary's Chappaqua shrine to proto-radical activist Saul Alinsky. The set includes special Clinton Foundation 'funded', Haitian-produced incense to burn while you chant the entire text of "Rules for Radicals" in unison with a recorded tape of the Hillster herself.

Last but certainly not least are your own copies of all His Excellency Obama's executive orders, providing moral guidance to a country beset with a troublesome Constitution formulated by dead white racist men. Paper your Great Room with all of them, and you'll bask in an ambience of enlightened, progressive rule. Talk about "teachable moments!"

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