NASA Scientists have discovered a huge asteroid, as big a Wembley football ground, zooming towards earth loaded with aliens!
It was reported by a 'super Star' UK tabloid to the world, and alien spotters went nuts on the internet hoping to get information about the expected invasion. In fact, the aliens sent out a small, smoke-screened UFO to circumnavigate the planet for a decent landing place. This was spotted by nutty, alien spotters, in the sky above China, and they also went potty on the internet.
NASA, is not quite convinced the the UFO belongs to the main ship disguised as an asteroid because strong winds blowing human-made smog clouds from Mumbai were blowing in China's direction!
However, alien followers, and screwball Scientologists, including, Tom Cruise and John Travolta, issued a statement stating, "We told you so, and now you're going to believe us!
Tom Cruise has already made contact with the asteroid via his smartphone, and the aliens on board have promised Tom and John they will replace Trump and Teresa May with them, so the world can become even more mad than it already is!
Area 51 have offered the asteroid a landing place, and President Trump obviously wishes to greet them before Kim Jong Un lands there first!
PM May has declined the offer to greet the aliens, but is sending Boris Johnson over, hoping the alien force will adopt him, and beam him up to a planet 50 million miles away!
More as the thing enters the stratosphere, Boom, Boom!
