Trump's New Tax Plan Will Give New Hope to Indigent Millionaires

Funny story written by Al N.

Wednesday, 8 November 2017

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Trump is proud to say that the average millionaire will save this much money per year under Trump's new tax plan.

Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump announced, in between Hole 14 and Hole 15 of his private golf course, that his new tax plan is going to help some of the Forgotten Americans, like millionaires and billionaires that are right on the edge.

"Most of all, the new tax plan will provide assistance to billionaires who are about to make the degrading move backwards to millionaire. Under my new tax plan, they will never have to worry about ever having less than at least ONE billion dollars! Imagine how inspiring that can be to our downtrodden wealthy citizens!" said Trump.

Trump said that funding the tax cuts will be no problem once they get rid of all the "charity social programs" that only help lazy people.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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