It seems a London, Indian restaurant has been caught up in the latest craze hitting the global media world like a tsunami, it's called FAKE NEWS (something we never write here on The Spoof).
The restaurant, for a bit of fun, put the following delicious delicacies on it's menu card:
Hannibal' s Human brains: Fried in finest olive oil with garlic and marinated in expensive Indian red wine (is there any?)!
A human arm and a leg; roasted in the oven with veggies and eaten straight off the bone and served in a huge pot, called The Borneo Special!
Human ears and trotters; a in-house special treat marinated in fresh tomato / pesto sauce and served with pigs ears called; Guess the difference!
A Pigmy special mixed grill called Cannibal Corps; tongue, liver and kidneys fried with spring onions and garlic!
For dessert a special ice cream called Eyes & Balls; made of crunchy frozen eyeballs and cojones, sugared and served with passion fruits and chocolate, vegan style!
Sadly, some vegan fanatics spoiled the fun by posting the menu on Facebook and the place was raided and closed by Hygiene Officers and the SAS. The owners told the raiders it was all fake, but people being people and believing everything they read on social media thought it was all true!
SAS officers did remove some frozen joints from the freezer and it will take a post mortem to prove if fake is fake or just fake reality?!