Larry Horowitz, a bar owner in the vacation town of Destin, FL,was forced into a lawsuit over the denial of a Trans-Aged child into a bar at a resort earlier last week. The Lawsuit Lasted just three short days and ended in a settlement of $12,000 for pain and suffering.
Thomas Macgueleger, born January 2005, was denied the purchase of liquor at the 'Big Daddy Joe's Bar and Grill' in Destin, FL. Thomas tole the media that the Bartender refused to serve him multiple times despite him being Trans-Aged.
Last week, Macgueleger also told The Spoof's own reporter, That Guy, in an exclusive interview that quote:
"I was treated very poorly at the bar. I was clearly denied my social justice rights. I tried to reason with the bar owner, but he was no help."
Macgueleger also accused Mr. Horowitz of being a "Chronophobic" during last week's interview.
As many already know, a lawsuit was filed against the bar owner and was settled at $12,000 paid to Macgueleger for pain and suffering in a quote "stunning victory for the social justice rights of a trans-aged individuals."
Mr. Macgueleger told reporters that he was quote: "tired of being 12 years old" and that after a long process of thought he determined that quote: "I may be genetically 12, but I identify as 75 years old."
Jonathan Macgueleger, Thomas' 35 year old father, fully supports hi son's decision to be older than him. He also said that he supports his decision to take permanent residence at the local nursing home.
Thomas' Lawyer was not forthcoming when asked how he managed to coerce the nursing home into allowing him to reside there. More on this story as it develops.
