'Not enough oral sex' says Euro Government representative.

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Monday, 27 September 2010

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Glamorous French politician Rachida Dati has caused a bit of a hullabaloo by saying that "fellatio is almost non-existent."

All of the big nobs and assorted members in the Euro-Parliament looked at her a bit cock-eyed when she mouthed the words, even Sarkozy didn't know where to put his face, allegedly.

Miss Dati was given the Spanish archer (El-bow) from President Sarkozy's government last year because of her inability to do her job properly and her frivolous nature. She frequently appeared on the cover of magazines in designer dresses and stirred up speculation about the mystery father of her baby daughter, to the extent that some still think it might be Mr Sarkozy himself.

Unfortunately the declaration was not a sign of things to come, but an off the wrist statement that came out the wrong way and then got out of hand.

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