The hunt is on for self proclaimed love Goddess, Irma Nici - who claimed that David Beckham had shelled out a fistful of readies for a night of pash in NYC.
Becks has really let the dogs out on this one - an army of lawyers scouring the planet in search of the suddenly elusive Irma Nici - all armed with writs.
Sources close to the Beckhams informed Skoob Entertainment News that Beckham's stated intention is to "drag the slag into court and sue the skanky ass off her."
But Irma Nici is currently nowhere to be found, and probably lying low in some cheap motel room, with the mattress pushed up against the window.
"She's gone," Said Darryl Hall and John Oates.
Meanwhile, reports coming in from Los Angeles relate how David Beckham is spending most of his days seated at a big table, pushing markers around on a map with a stick, and constantly barking orders into a headset.
One source, who claims to 'know' Irma Nici told us how she was reportedly 'shitting herself' at the prospect of being confronted by the Beckham Mafia - as observers have nicknamed Beckham's legal team.
Pentagon observers are monitoring the hunt closely and have reportedly declared an interest in involving the Beckham Mafia in the ongoing hunt for Osama Bin Laden.
More as we get it.
