Written by Willow

Monday, 27 September 2010

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Only in your dreams now, Hilton.

Socialite Paris Hilton has yet again been refused entry to another country due to her recent drugs bust.

Recently refused entry into Japan due to a conviction, Hilton was this time denied entry to France, when she attempted to disembark off a flight arriving at the Roissy-Charles de Gaulle airport, north of Paris.

A source from France's airport security was quoted as having said, "We don't need more drug using, non-working, non-talented, daddy dependants in this country, we have enough of our own."

An eager unnamed dipolmat in Colombia said, "We'd love to have her come and visit. Just so long as she doesn't snort all our produce."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Paris Hilton




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