French female ex-minister proves that "fellatio" is "inflationary" during oral sex!

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Monday, 27 September 2010

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Napolean loved having his "fellatio inflated" during romps with Josephine too! Ces't Francais qui?

French, very sexy and petit, ex-minister Madame Dati has given a TV interview on the French blockbusting porno site (C)Anal + and revealed what she feels whilst having an "inflated fellatio" during oral sex and here are comments:

"Qui, Qui, I just luv inflation and fellation it's boz ze same actually, one get's huge when I rub a-dub-dub it and the uzzer gets out of hand when I suck it, magnifique!"

What she was actually attempting to say in her pigeon English was: "Actually inflation is very bad for the French economy and it sucks, wee, wee!"

The world media has obviously made a huge (saucsisson Francais) meal out of her statement and due to the fact that Madame Dati looks rather "horny" and has a mouth from ere to ere, they decided to put it into the context of Madame Dati enjoying "inflation" in the form of a huge inflated "dicky" disappearing down her throat and expanding with impunity!

Madame Dati has laughed the whole thing off and quoted: "I razzer like the taste of 'fellatio inflationár' and the thought of having a French e-condom-y down my throat is ces't bon, non, qui, wee!

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