Commonwealth Games update: Pak offers India unusual 'peace' pact at UN meeting

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Monday, 27 September 2010

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In a sudden turn-around Pakistan has just signed a most unusual 'peace' pact with sworn arch-enemy - India.

Faced with turmoil caused by the Supreme court decisions, the Pak puppet Prime Minister and goofy Prez Mr. 10% Zardari had an emergency 'Cabinet' meeting with the real Supreme Ruler - the Army chief.

With the recent deteriorating flood situation having put a damper on the Army chief's plans for yet another military coup to Save the Nation; the Chief Justice's own plans for how to rule Pakistan and the political parties at their absolute nadir - some out-of-box thinking was done. "Out-of-the-box" being a favorite Pak interpretation for "being frog-marched by the Yanks".

The 3 amigos emerged from their session to issue this "jaint istatement":

"Now is not a good time for any of us, even the Army chief realizes he can't take over because he can't solve the situation. So we all have our knickers in a knot."

Stating that exacerbating the Kashmir situation was not turning things in their favor and given that various Pak cricket teams have been embroiled in on-going wide-spread match-fixing; athletes have been caught doping; US is not giving any more aid and NATO is launching strikes inside Pakistan and goodness knows what else, a decision was taken to make the following one-time only offer to the Indians:

"We will hold back our terrorists from attacking the Commonwealth Games and offer to return all of Pak-occupied Kashmir to India since the Kashmir king legally acceded his kingdom to the Indians.

"All we ask is that the Indians find a way to award our loser athletes 15 gold, 12 silver and 23 bronze medals at these games. We don't care how they do it but we need it to save face"

There was no comment from the already stressed-out Indians.

But in Kashmir the senile old geriatric separatist leaders and their idiot female proxies - whose children are all conveniently 'studying in foreign universities' - demanded that all Kashmiri children under the age of 10 stand in the line of Indian-army firing and become shaheed martyrs.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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