Ethical Fashion Show reveals Veggie Burger Bra and Panties

Funny story written by matthatt

Monday, 27 September 2010

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Eat my shorts.

The Ethical Fashion Show, the world's largest event devoted solely to sustainable fashion, is now in its seventh year and shows no sign of slowing.

This year it looks as if Lady Gaga's recent sartorial exploits have inspired the hippy fashionistas to bite back with their own edible clothing range. Veggie burger bra and pants for the ladies and a nut cutlet nut cover for the men.

Stella McCartney will be bringing her own home grown range, inspired by her mothers' vegetarian food line, Linda McCartney meat free foods being the basis for Stella's stellar winter warmers.

The vegetarian chicken style Sunday roast with sage and onion stuffing, delicately sliced and transformed into a delightful tweed skirt suit with a roast potato broach.

Men slacks, whipped up with the latest batch of hand whipped Yorkshire pudding batter, cooked at about gas mark 7 for 20 minutes, a perfectly snug place for your toad in a hole.

The entire range is edible, guilt free and tasty and the greenest thing on the market as you don't even need to drop it in the Humana bin when it goes out of fashion, just donate it to your local soup kitchen.

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