Written by masterchev

Monday, 27 September 2010

image for NHS follow Tesco in budget cuts latest
Claims of people racing hospital beds on the streets were swiftly denied.

Designed to speed up waiting systems, make the whole "4 hour rule" look like the piece of shit that it is as well as make it cheaper for the NHS in terms of wages: hospitals in Wales are the first to try out "DIY Operation Station".

The area allows patients to treat their own bodies for surgery using a very simple method of sticking post it notes (of which the NHS has billions of) on the part of the body which needs replacing. A surgeon can then deal with half of the problem, before the patient can then "do the finishing touches"

The news comes as it was revealed that the NHS were in the debt the equivalent of a small country. A massive car boot is expected to take place to raise revenue.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Economy, NHS, tesco




Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
80 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more