Trump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop
"Cor, blimey, guv. You couldn't make it up. I'm sure that Londoners will come together in droves to give him a warm welcome." These were the words of London Mayor and son of a Tooting bus driver, Sadiq Khan, as he learned that dates have been set for...
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Harry And Meghan Reveal Inspiration For Baby's Name
The newest Royal parents, Prince Harry and Meghan, have revealed the source of inspiration for the name of their son, Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor: the character Archie Mitchell in the BBC's miserable soap drama, EastEnders. The father of...
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The Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!
Buckingpig Palace - The Queen's obstetrician, Dr. P. Ussey, revealed to TheSpoof.com gossip column today that the the Queen is expecting a boy sometime in July. The father is known to be Trump. The Queen, running slightly low on funds by a few...
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New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records
A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...
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New Year's Honours List Did Not Include Roy Larner
The Queen's New Year's Honours List was revealed yesterday, and, it's fair to say, there were very few surprises. Former funnyman, now a 'travel documentarian', Michael Palin, got one, and 1960s (yes, 1960s!) fashion icon, Twiggy, got one, and so...
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Cliff Richard New Greatest Hits Album Out
Cliff Richard, the singer who just won't give up and go away, is to release a Greatest Hits of Greatest Hits album early in the new year. Cliff, real name Harry Webb, is now 78, and has, so far, released 124 studio albums since his emergence onto...
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Queen's ugly granddaughter still ugly despite yet more expensive plastic surgery
Lumley Declared Queen
Queen Elizabeth II Goes for Hairstyle Change; Wants to Look Like Johnny Depp
Queen considers Schaller for Knigthood - Prince William declares he's not 15 Hands
Queen Elizabeth II May be Related to Johnny Depp, Gets Movie Role as Pirate
Queen's Crown Missing
Oprah Winfrey's Unbelievably Amazing Offer To Queen Elizabeth!
Trump Promises Queen a New Castle if She Will Knight Him
Leaked Report Claims Windsor Family Served with Unexplained Wealth Order
Jimmy Savile - Case Closed!
Queen Furious To Miss Pompey As She Bids Farewell To Ark Royal
Fears for William's Big Dipper as hit squad of shooting stars circles Windsor Castle
Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations: Man admits 'I'm going slightly mad'
A man was admitted to hospital today after going slightly mad because of the blanket media coverage of the four day Queens Diamond Jubilee celebrations. The man, Ray Di O'Garger, of Italian-Irish descent told reporters: "On saturday I read abou...
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Trump Plots to Have His Family Declared "Royalty" After Trip to England
Mar-A-Lago, FL One of Trump's most recent chiefs-of-staff explained one of the big reasons he got out of Dodge when he could. "President Trump seems to be under the impression, that since he had it in him to become President of the U.S., then he s...
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King asks Queen to donate half her fortune to save the Bank of England
Mervyn King The Governor of the Bank of England not the darts player has asked the Queen of England to donate half her personal fortune to the Bank Of England otherwise we are all going to go totally broke. The Queen of England and many colonies a...
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Queen to Debut New Cooking Show on BBC
London, UK-Buckingham Palace announced today that Queen Elizabeth will fulfill a lifelong dream of hers and debut a cooking show on the BBC this Thursday. "My mother the former Queen always said I wasn't good enough to have my own cooking show. T...
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Queen Elizabeth II Dictates Austerity Measures for Royal Family
Her eye on the bottom line, the Queen thinks that the Royals need to cut expenditures. Rumor is that she's dictated a number of cost-saving measures that will help to cut the huge drain on the Royal coffers. Her Majesty has advised female Royals not to waste money on nude pantyhose. "Just stick your legs out in the sun and get some color on them," she's advised members of the Royal family.
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Ssh! It's to be kept a secret: Dame Helen Mirren to attend Royal Wedding...twist to story
The well kept Royal secret is no longer 'well kept'. Spoof Writer, Lady G. has been working undercover at the Palace as a lady-in- waiting (waiting for a 'scoop'). The 'scoop' came when she overheard Queen Elizabeth having a conversation with Philip. Philip wasn't really listening and looked totally bored, staring into space, hands behind his back, probably to keep himself from choking the old...
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
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Dickens busts loose at CERN! Glorious scandal! Harley Street Chiropractor Already in Jail!
Hilarious statement made by Offenbach's top gens d'arme! Hoppity Hooper to flip when he hears this! "Un be lucking fleebable!" 'tis a great day for underemployed prosecutors everywhere because the lorries are lineing up to haul them away from...
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Pope Quits, Dutch Queen Signs Off, Is Queen Elizabeth Next?
Glancing through the morning papers, whilst having breakfast in bed, the queen's eyes froze at the headline reading: Pope Benedict XVI To Resign. She was reported to have immediately reached under the blankets for her purse, pulled out her mobile and pressed #1 on her speed dial. Around the world, crossing the Atlantic, and into the basement bunker office of the National Security Agency in the...
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Royal Wedding Whispered Conversations Decoded
While Prince William and Kate Middleton were being married,millions of viewers wondered what their royal whispers meant. Now professional lip reader Tina Lannin has deciphered their words for the rest of us. Here is a transcript: 10:20--William (to brother Harry): "Quite big, isn't it? This wedding." Harry: "Uh, yes. Now let's get on with it. 10:35--William (to Kate): "You look nice."...
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Prince Philip Silverstone Formula One Day Out Has Villagers In A State Of Panic
There was drama in the Buckinghamshire village of Silverstone this morning, when Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, turned up at the racing circuit for 'one last drive' before he hangs up his driving gloves, and calls it quits behind the wheel of...
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Mossad chief: the Queen made us do it
Tel Aviv - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls): Israeli security chief General Meir Dagan (agent I'm a Danger) "is convinced" his orders came directly from Buckingham Palace. The head of Mossad says only The Anointed One on the Throne of Israel ever sends...
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Queen Elizabeth II Now Carries iPad in her Hat
Her hats have always been striking. Especially lately, when she's had her hats refashioned to include a slot for her iPad. Palace insiders say that the Queen has been quite impressed with the interest generated by granddaughter Princess Beatric...
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Gates Gets Knighthood Queen Gets Virus
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Queen Elizabeth offers Wayne Rooney a knighthood!
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Moussa Koussa warns of April Fools Day plot to kill the Queen
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Those Unable to Attend the Royal Wedding
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Traffic Information Around Dublin During The Queens Visit
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Kate Middleton Says That Queen Elizabeth is Starting To Get On Her Last Nerve
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Aspiring portrait artist George Dubya Bush gets the brush-off from Queen
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Queen's horse denies swallowing morphine!
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Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already!"
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The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
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Puppet Monarch's feckless Oz brother is new London shopping maul tycoon
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BNP leader Griffin offered dirty weekend at Balmoral
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Queen's Pancake Day Shockhorror
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NHS delays Queen's lobotomy, waits for her to die or go private!
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Slapped Arse Looks Like Queen's Face
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The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled
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Smack my bitch up as Queen's corgi tests positive for skag
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Queen Falls Asleep During Prince Charles Speech
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Trump Wants to Meet With Queen About How to Become Royal
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Buckingham Palace is not listed on Trivago
