Funny story: Trump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop

Trump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop

"Cor, blimey, guv. You couldn't make it up. I'm sure that Londoners will come together in droves to give him a warm welcome." These were the words of London Mayor and son of a Tooting bus driver, Sadiq Khan, as he learned that dates have been set for...

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Funny story: Harry And Meghan Reveal Inspiration For Baby's Name

Harry And Meghan Reveal Inspiration For Baby's Name

The newest Royal parents, Prince Harry and Meghan, have revealed the source of inspiration for the name of their son, Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor: the character Archie Mitchell in the BBC's miserable soap drama, EastEnders. The father of...

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Funny story: The Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!

The Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!

Buckingpig Palace - The Queen's obstetrician, Dr. P. Ussey, revealed to TheSpoof.com gossip column today that the the Queen is expecting a boy sometime in July. The father is known to be Trump. The Queen, running slightly low on funds by a few...

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Funny story: New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...

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Funny story: New Year's Honours List Did Not Include Roy Larner

New Year's Honours List Did Not Include Roy Larner

The Queen's New Year's Honours List was revealed yesterday, and, it's fair to say, there were very few surprises. Former funnyman, now a 'travel documentarian', Michael Palin, got one, and 1960s (yes, 1960s!) fashion icon, Twiggy, got one, and so...

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Funny story: Cliff Richard New Greatest Hits Album Out

Cliff Richard New Greatest Hits Album Out

Cliff Richard, the singer who just won't give up and go away, is to release a Greatest Hits of Greatest Hits album early in the new year. Cliff, real name Harry Webb, is now 78, and has, so far, released 124 studio albums since his emergence onto...

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Funny story: Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations: Man admits 'I'm going slightly mad'

Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations: Man admits 'I'm going slightly mad'

A man was admitted to hospital today after going slightly mad because of the blanket media coverage of the four day Queens Diamond Jubilee celebrations. The man, Ray Di O'Garger, of Italian-Irish descent told reporters: "On saturday I read abou...

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Funny story: Trump Plots to Have His Family Declared "Royalty" After Trip to England

Trump Plots to Have His Family Declared "Royalty" After Trip to England

Mar-A-Lago, FL One of Trump's most recent chiefs-of-staff explained one of the big reasons he got out of Dodge when he could. "President Trump seems to be under the impression, that since he had it in him to become President of the U.S., then he s...

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Funny story: King asks Queen to donate half her fortune to save the Bank of England

King asks Queen to donate half her fortune to save the Bank of England

Mervyn King The Governor of the Bank of England not the darts player has asked the Queen of England to donate half her personal fortune to the Bank Of England otherwise we are all going to go totally broke. The Queen of England and many colonies a...

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Funny story: Queen to Debut New Cooking Show on BBC

Queen to Debut New Cooking Show on BBC

London, UK-Buckingham Palace announced today that Queen Elizabeth will fulfill a lifelong dream of hers and debut a cooking show on the BBC this Thursday. "My mother the former Queen always said I wasn't good enough to have my own cooking show. T...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Dictates Austerity Measures for Royal Family

Queen Elizabeth II Dictates Austerity Measures for Royal Family

Her eye on the bottom line, the Queen thinks that the Royals need to cut expenditures. Rumor is that she's dictated a number of cost-saving measures that will help to cut the huge drain on the Royal coffers. Her Majesty has advised female Royals not to waste money on nude pantyhose. "Just stick your legs out in the sun and get some color on them," she's advised members of the Royal family.

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Funny story: Ssh! It's to be kept a secret: Dame Helen Mirren to attend Royal Wedding...twist to story

Ssh! It's to be kept a secret: Dame Helen Mirren to attend Royal Wedding...twist to story

The well kept Royal secret is no longer 'well kept'. Spoof Writer, Lady G. has been working undercover at the Palace as a lady-in- waiting (waiting for a 'scoop'). The 'scoop' came when she overheard Queen Elizabeth having a conversation with Philip. Philip wasn't really listening and looked totally bored, staring into space, hands behind his back, probably to keep himself from choking the old...

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...

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Funny story: Dickens busts loose at CERN! Glorious scandal! Harley Street Chiropractor Already in Jail!

Dickens busts loose at CERN! Glorious scandal! Harley Street Chiropractor Already in Jail!

Hilarious statement made by Offenbach's top gens d'arme! Hoppity Hooper to flip when he hears this! "Un be lucking fleebable!" 'tis a great day for underemployed prosecutors everywhere because the lorries are lineing up to haul them away from...

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Funny story: Pope Quits, Dutch Queen Signs Off, Is Queen Elizabeth Next?

Pope Quits, Dutch Queen Signs Off, Is Queen Elizabeth Next?

Glancing through the morning papers, whilst having breakfast in bed, the queen's eyes froze at the headline reading: Pope Benedict XVI To Resign. She was reported to have immediately reached under the blankets for her purse, pulled out her mobile and pressed #1 on her speed dial. Around the world, crossing the Atlantic, and into the basement bunker office of the National Security Agency in the...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Whispered Conversations Decoded

Royal Wedding Whispered Conversations Decoded

While Prince William and Kate Middleton were being married,millions of viewers wondered what their royal whispers meant. Now professional lip reader Tina Lannin has deciphered their words for the rest of us. Here is a transcript: 10:20--William (to brother Harry): "Quite big, isn't it? This wedding." Harry: "Uh, yes. Now let's get on with it. 10:35--William (to Kate): "You look nice."...

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Funny story: Queen Cancels Trump Visit

Queen Cancels Trump Visit

The Queen’s secretary announced she had withdrawn her invitation to have tea with Donald Trump. What initially started out as a full-scale State Visit with tiaras and a carriage ride to Buckingham Palace, (a Trump request) was previously reduced to a...

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Funny story: Prince Philip Silverstone Formula One Day Out Has Villagers In A State Of Panic

Prince Philip Silverstone Formula One Day Out Has Villagers In A State Of Panic

There was drama in the Buckinghamshire village of Silverstone this morning, when Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, turned up at the racing circuit for 'one last drive' before he hangs up his driving gloves, and calls it quits behind the wheel of...

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Funny story: Mossad chief: the Queen made us do it

Mossad chief: the Queen made us do it

Tel Aviv - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls): Israeli security chief General Meir Dagan (agent I'm a Danger) "is convinced" his orders came directly from Buckingham Palace. The head of Mossad says only The Anointed One on the Throne of Israel ever sends...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Now Carries iPad in her Hat

Queen Elizabeth II Now Carries iPad in her Hat

Her hats have always been striking. Especially lately, when she's had her hats refashioned to include a slot for her iPad. Palace insiders say that the Queen has been quite impressed with the interest generated by granddaughter Princess Beatric...

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