Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb…
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London Announces That They Will Soon Be Putting Triple-Decker Buses Into Service
LONDON - (Satire News) - The powers-that-be in London have just announced that after months of research, the city will be adding triple-decker buses. Ta Ta For Now News reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, spoke personally with PM Boris Johnson, who told…
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Postage stamp released to honor Queen Elizabeth
The True Dat News Agency reports that King Charles III has just announced a new postage stamp to pay tribute to his late mum, Queen Elizabeth. According to TDNA writer Reggie Rickenracker, the stamp is no ordinary creation. It features a whimsical…
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Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, a...
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King Charles III, says that his mum, Queen Elizabeth, left $3 million to the Beatles Museum in Liverpool
Boom Boom News (UK) has just revealed that King Charles III, informed them that Queen Elizabeth bequeathed $3 million (£2.358,990 UK) to the Beatles Museum in Liverpool. Charles said that his mum was a big fan of John, Paul, George, and Ringo. He…
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Prime Minister Liz Truss Suggests That Wembley Stadium Be Renamed In Honor of Queen Elizabeth
LONDON - (US Satire) - Prime Minister Liz Truss has suggested that to honor the late Queen Elizabeth, Wembley Stadium should be renamed The Queen Elizabeth Stadium. PM Truss said that it is only fitting to make the name change and only someone who…
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Queen Elizabeth Falls Off Her Horse During A Fox Hunt
Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles Spotted At a Camel Toe Music Concert
King Charles Has Named The Monthly Buckingham Palace Fox Hunt In Honor of His Mum, Queen Elizabeth
Queen Elizabeth Has Lost 7 Pounds On Her Amazing Sardine Diet
Queen Elizabeth offers Wayne Rooney a knighthood!
Queen Elizabeth Left £75,000 To Her Old Ballroom Dancing Instructor Len Goodman
Buckingham Palace Reveals That Queen Elizabeth Had 2.7 Miles of Varicose Veins Removed From Her Royal Legs
Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum Reports That The Queen Elizabeth Wax Figure Is Missing
Queen Elizabeth States That a Crumpet Has More Brains Than Donald Trump
Queen Elizabeth Is Selling Her Gold Plated Skateboard
Sovereign debt crisis: the Queen's horse racing losses revealed
The BBC Has Just Announced That Queen Elizabeth Hated Donald Trump As Much As Simon Cowell Hates His Hemorrhoids
Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine
CHICAGO – The iNews Agency is reporting that Meghan Markle has received an offer to pose in the April edition of Playboy. The 38-year-old wife of Prince Harry was quite flattered by the offer and said that she would have to have the 100% approval...
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King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team
King Charles III, has just announced that his mum, Queen Elizabeth (aka Queen Lizzy) bequeathed $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team, the world champion Houston Astros. The queen was very fond of Astros superstar Jose Altuve, who la…
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Queen Elizabeth Will Travel To Barcelona, Spain To See About Purchasing a 500-Year-Old Moorish Castle
LONDON - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth, 96, will be traveling on Royalty 1, the queen's personal 747 jet to visit Barcelona, Spain. She will be accompanied by her son Prince Charles, her best friend Piers Morgan, Len Goodman, and eight Buckingha…
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After Losing in The First Round and Embarrassing Himself Before The Entire World, Evander Holyfield Says That Next He Will Fight Barron Trump
HOLLYWOOD, Florida – (Sports Satire) – There is an old expression that says that one stayed a little bit too long at the fuckin’ rodeo. And that is exactly what 59-year-old Evander Jemima Holyfield did. The dummy got greedy and he got his greedy o…
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...
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Donald Trump Says If He Wants To Move To England, He Will, No Matter What Queen Elizabeth Says
LONDON – (UK Satire) – London's Ta Ta For Now News reports that the twice-impeached, one-term pathological liar (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is so extremely butt-hurt at the fact that her majesty the queen stated on-the-record, that he is not…
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Queen's ugly granddaughter still ugly despite yet more expensive plastic surgery
London, UK - Cross-eyed ten year old royal brat Lady Louise Von Battenburg-Hitler won't be seen in public for at least another three years after surgeons said there was nothing more they could do about her, uh, problem. Queen Elizardbirth's pug-ug...
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Britain's Double Decker Buses To Be Replaced
LONDON - Britain's Bus Bureau, known as the BBB, has just announced that it is in the process of starting to eliminate all double decker buses. Reginald F. Quibbenshire, a spokesperson for BBB stated that since the numbers of people riding public…
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Queen Elizabeth Leaves Her Fox Hunting Horse (Buffy) To Her Eldest Grandson Prince William
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Everyone knows that Prince William, one of Queen Elizabeth's grandsons loved to go on fox hunts with his granny. Reporter Grover Buck, with Tickety Boo News, said that Wils was thrilled when he learned from his dad, King Cha…
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Did Queen Elizabeth II Ever Say The F Word?
Now that her majesty the Queen is gone, there are two curious questions to ask that have never been asked before and of such a delicate matter have never been raised publicly. Brace yourself! First, did Queen Elizabeth ever say the F word? The…
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It's Official - Queen Elizabeth Owns 4,738 Hats
LONDON, England - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth was recently interviewed at a cricket match and asked about the horrendously evil dictator, Valdimir Nikita Putin. The queen smiled and said that if she was not an English lady, she'd call him an a…
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The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, has reacted swiftly to try to protect the longevity of her husband, Prince Philip, by purchasing a replica car from the 1968 movie, 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'. The Duke of Edinburgh has been involved in several scra...
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Harry Maguire's Mam To Meet Her Majesty The Queen
There was rejoicing in South Yorkshire this afternoon, when the new Manchester United signing, Harry Maguire, broke the news to his dear old mam, that she had been invited to tea with Her Majesty the Queen. Maguire completed his move from Leiceste...
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Queen Elizabeth Has Made An Excellent Recovery After Having Fallen Off Her Horse During a Fox Hunt
LONDON - (Satire News) - England's True Dat News Agency is reporting that her majesty, the queen, has made a fabulous recovery after having fallen off her horse during her monthly fox hunt near Windsor Castle. According to Queen Elizabeth's son, P…
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
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Queen's ugly granddaughter still ugly despite yet more expensive plastic surgery
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The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
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Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus
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After Losing in The First Round and Embarrassing Himself Before The Entire World, Evander Holyfield Says That Next He Will Fight Barron Trump
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It's Official - Queen Elizabeth Owns 4,738 Hats
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Queen Elizabeth Has Made An Excellent Recovery After Having Fallen Off Her Horse During a Fox Hunt
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Prime Minister Liz Truss Suggests That Wembley Stadium Be Renamed In Honor of Queen Elizabeth
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Postage stamp released to honor Queen Elizabeth
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King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
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Britain's Double Decker Buses To Be Replaced
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Harry Maguire's Mam To Meet Her Majesty The Queen
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Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine
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Donald Trump Says If He Wants To Move To England, He Will, No Matter What Queen Elizabeth Says
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London Announces That They Will Soon Be Putting Triple-Decker Buses Into Service
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Queen Elizabeth Will Travel To Barcelona, Spain To See About Purchasing a 500-Year-Old Moorish Castle
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Queen Elizabeth Leaves Her Fox Hunting Horse (Buffy) To Her Eldest Grandson Prince William
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Did Queen Elizabeth II Ever Say The F Word?
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King Charles III, says that his mum, Queen Elizabeth, left $3 million to the Beatles Museum in Liverpool
