Trump Plots to Have His Family Declared "Royalty" After Trip to England
Mar-A-Lago, FL One of Trump's most recent chiefs-of-staff explained one of the big reasons he got out of Dodge when he could. "President Trump seems to be under the impression, that since he had it in him to become President of the U.S., then he s...
Read full storyThe Queen is Planning Trump's Next Visit
Buckingham Palace, London, UK Her Majesty the Queen has figured out that, whenever Trump is having exceptionally bad trouble at home, even worse than his usual trouble, he takes a road trip. "Right now he's in North Korea. He'll probably want to...
Read full storyThe Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, has reacted swiftly to try to protect the longevity of her husband, Prince Philip, by purchasing a replica car from the 1968 movie, 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'. The Duke of Edinburgh has been involved in several scra...
Read full storyCliff Richard New Greatest Hits Album Out
Cliff Richard, the singer who just won't give up and go away, is to release a Greatest Hits of Greatest Hits album early in the new year. Cliff, real name Harry Webb, is now 78, and has, so far, released 124 studio albums since his emergence onto...
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The Queen Feeling 'Unwell'
Oprah Winfrey's Unbelievably Amazing Offer To Queen Elizabeth!
The State Of A State Visit
Royal Family Will Throw Huge Party for Queen for Making it Through Trump Visit
Amelia Earhart's Radio Calls: Study Leads to Radio Calls Before There Were Radios!
Contents Of The Queen's Handbag Revealed In New Book!
Queen Elizabeth Is Not Pleased With Kate's Baby Name Choices
Rotten Tomato Thrown At Queen's Bedroom Window
Mad Frankie Fraser to be honoured with state funeral, more spending cuts to meet cost says PM
Traffic Information Around Dublin During The Queens Visit
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
Queen's Christmas Speech To Have Subtitles For The First Time
The Queen's Christmas message to her subjects, traditionally broadcast on Christmas Day, will this year benefit from subtitles, in order to provide clarity for more of Britain's ethnic population. The subtitles will be in Urdu, Bengali, Gujarati a...
Read full storyQueen considers Schaller for Knigthood - Prince William declares he's not 15 Hands
Scott Schaller, Graphics Design Teacher from Cabrillo HS in Lompoc CA, has been on the "short list" of possible nominees for knighthood in 2017. The honor of Knighthood bestowed on an individual by the Queen brings along the title of Sir. Queen Eliza...
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Lun Dun, Eng Lund—Lun Duners, like other Britz, hate their mayor, Sad Ick Khan (no relation, as far as anyone knows, to either Genghis or Kubla), and, to show it, they took up a collection to protest his existence. More than 16 million people (twi...
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Reports have emerged that Donald Trump's recent meeting with the Queen was not as uneventful as we were led to believe. A source close to the Royal household has told Spoofflé that as the President attempted to kiss Her Majesty, one of her corgis...
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There was drama in the Buckinghamshire village of Silverstone this morning, when Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, turned up at the racing circuit for 'one last drive' before he hangs up his driving gloves, and calls it quits behind the wheel of...
Read full storyCrypto and fiat currencies to be replaced with Funny Money
London, England - The Queen, according to her Minister of Finance, has grown tired of gold and silver. Too heavy. Fiat currencies. Too numerous. Crypto currencies. Too cumbersome. As revealed to the FT by Lord Stinkenbottom, Finance Minister, a N...
Read full storyThe Word Queen Elizabeth Hates
It has been revealed, by secret palace sources, that Queen Elizabeth II dislikes the word, shhhhh: pregnant. Not actually being pregnant, but just the word pregnant. The Queen has been pregnant four times. Her four children have been pregnant eig...
Read full story'Long to reign over us' to be Removed from National Anthem!
A statement released from Buckingham Palace this morning has sadly officially confirmed that Her Majesty the Queen has the age related condition known as 'detrectandis'. The condition is fortunately not life threatening. Detrectandis usually attacks...
Read full storySovereign debt crisis: the Queen's horse racing losses revealed
London - Queens called 'Elizabeth' have a tragic track record of running up huge horse racing debts Parliament was told today. But Government 'shorthand' for the country's economic mess may be hiding the true extent of Queen Elizabeth II's gamblin...
Read full storyMeghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea
Many of us knew it twas only a matter of time before it happened, but alas it finally...happened. At Buckingham Palace, during Sunday tea with the Queen, sitting down with Meghan Markle for just an intimate little twosome - the first time since the w...
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New living memorial to Hellfire Club's Queen Mother
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Cops twitchy as Queen readies to wash Provos' feet at symbolic Maundy Thursday ritual
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Queen's investment portfolio relegated to junk bond status as royal bank bombs
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Queen Elizabeth offers Wayne Rooney a knighthood!
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Queen "annoyed" after mic hears private conversation
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Nicolas Sarcozy turns down the Queen's Friend Request
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
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Entertainment Laid On for the Royal Wedding
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Heston Blooming-Tal Makes A Meal Of It
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Beeb staff strike in protest at rogue Diamond Jubilee
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Queen to chop top doc over botched boob op shock
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Queen admits 'I invested in Lehamn Brothers'
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Queen Considering Changing Name of Royal House to The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight
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Queen's Reaction To Rafael Nadal's Shorts Routine
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Cameron's Liner U Turn Shock
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Queen's reign will end 'much like Costa Concordia' stargazers warn
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Kate Middleton To Star With Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev In The Vampire Diaries
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Trump's Publicist Calls Buckingham Palace to Talk to Queen
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The Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!
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New Year's Honours List Did Not Include Roy Larner
