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The Lun Dun mayor: he wore an itsby-bitsy, teeny-weeny yellow bikini

Funny story: The Lun Dun mayor: he wore an itsby-bitsy, teeny-weeny yellow bikini

Lun Dun, Eng Lund—Lun Duners, like other Britz, hate their mayor, Sad Ick Khan (no relation, as far as anyone knows, to either Genghis or Kubla), and, to show it, they took up a collection to protest his existence. More than 16 million people (twi...

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Trump security man 'shot Royal Corgi' during meeting with Queen

Reports have emerged that Donald Trump's recent meeting with the Queen was not as uneventful as we were led to believe. A source close to the Royal household has told Spoofflé that as the President attempted to kiss Her Majesty, one of her corgis...

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Prince Philip Silverstone Formula One Day Out Has Villagers In A State Of Panic

Funny story: Prince Philip Silverstone Formula One Day Out Has Villagers In A State Of Panic

There was drama in the Buckinghamshire village of Silverstone this morning, when Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, turned up at the racing circuit for 'one last drive' before he hangs up his driving gloves, and calls it quits behind the wheel of...

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Crypto and fiat currencies to be replaced with Funny Money

Funny story: Crypto and fiat currencies to be replaced with Funny Money

London, England - The Queen, according to her Minister of Finance, has grown tired of gold and silver. Too heavy. Fiat currencies. Too numerous. Crypto currencies. Too cumbersome. As revealed to the FT by Lord Stinkenbottom, Finance Minister, a N...

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The Word Queen Elizabeth Hates

Funny story: The Word Queen Elizabeth Hates

It has been revealed, by secret palace sources, that Queen Elizabeth II dislikes the word, shhhhh: pregnant. Not actually being pregnant, but just the word pregnant. The Queen has been pregnant four times. Her four children have been pregnant eig...

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'Long to reign over us' to be Removed from National Anthem!

Funny story: 'Long to reign over us' to be Removed from National Anthem!

A statement released from Buckingham Palace this morning has sadly officially confirmed that Her Majesty the Queen has the age related condition known as 'detrectandis'. The condition is fortunately not life threatening. Detrectandis usually attacks...

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Sovereign debt crisis: the Queen's horse racing losses revealed

Funny story: Sovereign debt crisis: the Queen's horse racing losses revealed

London - Queens called 'Elizabeth' have a tragic track record of running up huge horse racing debts Parliament was told today. But Government 'shorthand' for the country's economic mess may be hiding the true extent of Queen Elizabeth II's gamblin...

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Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea

Funny story: Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea

Many of us knew it twas only a matter of time before it happened, but alas it finally...happened. At Buckingham Palace, during Sunday tea with the Queen, sitting down with Meghan Markle for just an intimate little twosome - the first time since the w...

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