Boycott Boycott
Certified woman beater, Geoffrey Boycott, has said he “doesn’t give a shit” about the critics of his knighthood. Geoffrey said: "You knock one silly broad around in one lousy hotel, and you’re branded for life! It was only a couple of slaps, a qui...
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Queen Sets New Rules for Trump Visits
Buckingham Palace, London, England Queen Elizabeth, after finding the front lawn of Buckingham ruined after the last visit to the palace by US president, Donald Trump, has instituted some new rules.These have been necessary due to Trump's helicopter...
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Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth
NEW YORK CITY - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton's idea to have the birth of her and husband William's baby filmed has greatly angered Will's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth. BPT reporter Carolina Chipotle said she spoke with Brit...
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Harry Maguire's Mam To Meet Her Majesty The Queen
There was rejoicing in South Yorkshire this afternoon, when the new Manchester United signing, Harry Maguire, broke the news to his dear old mam, that she had been invited to tea with Her Majesty the Queen. Maguire completed his move from Leiceste...
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Crypto and fiat currencies to be replaced with Funny Money
London, England - The Queen, according to her Minister of Finance, has grown tired of gold and silver. Too heavy. Fiat currencies. Too numerous. Crypto currencies. Too cumbersome. As revealed to the FT by Lord Stinkenbottom, Finance Minister, a N...
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
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Royal palaces swabbed down in dawn cocaine tests swoop
Sovereign debt crisis: the Queen's horse racing losses revealed
Queen Has A Go At Gurning
The Queen Quits Britain to Move in With Will.i.am in California and Record First R&B Album
BBC obit department says Queen will die "soon after Baftas'
The Queen visits Somalia
Alternative view: Is David Icke right do reptiles rule
'He'd be better off in an old folks' home' Queen tells social services
Queen tells Trump to "sod orf"
Cholera outbreak traced to Buckingham Palace
Queen Elizabeth II Dictates Austerity Measures, Part II
British 'welly boot' manufacturer importing 'wellies' from Europe preparing for record downpours
Queen Elizabeth offers Wayne Rooney a knighthood!
Enter Sir Wayne Rooney, the Queen has decided to give him a knighthood for his devoted services to Queen and country! Elizabeth, now entering a slightly demented phase in her life followed England's misfortunes on the telly against the old enemies...
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New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records
A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...
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Another 'Marchioness' disaster in the making as anti-terror cops slam 'sitting duck' Jubilee barge
London - It's already been dubbed 'HMS Titanic' as security pros weigh up the 'witless toff' behind its design. The brainchild of the 7th Marquess of Salisbury the Queen's Diamond Jubilee barge 'Spirit of Tart Hell' was unveiled today despite anti...
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New Year's Honours to be Decided by X-Factor style Public Vote
In a radical shake-up of the traditional process for selecting the recipients of Knighthoods and other honours, the British public will now be invited to help decide. A telephone vote, much like the polls used by programs such as the X-Factor and St...
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Scottish Fire Brigade Warns Balmoral Castle ‘A Fire Trap’ Like Norte Damn
Abderdeenshire, Scotland - “She could go up in a puff of smoke,” a Royal Deeside fire chief said today amid news that Queen Elizardbirth has been told to pack in her nocturnal fags while vacationing at Balmoral Castle. The ageing Victorian Scottis...
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The Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!
Buckingpig Palace - The Queen's obstetrician, Dr. P. Ussey, revealed to TheSpoof.com gossip column today that the the Queen is expecting a boy sometime in July. The father is known to be Trump. The Queen, running slightly low on funds by a few...
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The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, has reacted swiftly to try to protect the longevity of her husband, Prince Philip, by purchasing a replica car from the 1968 movie, 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'. The Duke of Edinburgh has been involved in several scra...
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...
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Kate Middleton's Topless Photos Now Overshadowed By Her Bottomless Photos
NEW YORK CITY - It appears that Kate Middleton is getting more publicity than all of the British royalty combined including Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Camilla, and the Duke of Liverpool AKA Timmy Tockerticky. Kate's hubby P...
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London UFO belting out 'If I Fooled The World Every Day Would Be The First Day Of Sting' subliminals: report
London - The MoD confirmed today it was monitoring the flypast anthem ahead of Tuesday's Vernal Equinox. A tip-off from the International Space Station saw RAF jets scrambled to check out intelligence taht an alien mothership is about to suck up i...
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Stop concealing drugs in old folks' food, MPs told
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Deep reign thrombosis fears for Puppet Monarch
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England to be the 51st state of the USA
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George Soros 'at heart of hedge fund plot betting on the Queen's death on Monday'
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Queen Talks to the BBC
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Royal Altercation At Palace Leaves William 'Furious' And Kate Middleton 'Extremely Upset'
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Harry and William sang different words to God Save the Queen at the Diamond Jubilee
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Kate Middleton denies palace tryst
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Raging Queen
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Queen Launches YouTube Channel
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QE2 hex warning as Puppet Monarch says farewell
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Vivienne Westwood And Stella McCartney To Oversee 'Changing Of The Guards' Bearskin Hats Change
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Queen Bans Sex Education
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H.M.The Queen in extraordinary gesture
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Prince Philip Plans On Surprising Queen Elizabeth With A Puppy On Her 85th Birthday
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Traffic Information Around Dublin During The Queens Visit
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Vatican Visit - Queen Arrested for Money Laundering
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