Funny story - England’s Coors Light Brewing Company Has Just Named A New Beer After Queen Elizabeth

England’s Coors Light Brewing Company Has Just Named A New Beer After Queen Elizabeth

LONDON – (Satire News) – Coors Light Beer, which is headquartered in Golden, Colorado, has just announced that it will be brewing a new light beer in honor of her majesty, the queen. A spokesperson for Coors Light (UK), Rafferty Cocklings, III, sa…

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Funny story - Queen has consumed 11 tons of tallow since ascending to the throne

Queen has consumed 11 tons of tallow since ascending to the throne

A source inside Buckingham Palace has made the startling claim that Her Majesty, The Queen has consumed more than 11 imperial tons of tallow since coming to the throne in 1953 The insider told us that she eats raw tallow for every meal, and that e…

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth’s Kentucky Race Horse Wins Again!

Queen Elizabeth’s Kentucky Race Horse Wins Again!

OKLAHOMA CITY – (Sports Satire) – Queen Elizabeth's racehorse, named “iPad” has just won The Oklahoma City Derby. The two-year-old “iPad” who is a rescue racehorse captured the coveted Oklahoma City Derby, by an amazing 21 lengths. The queen’s…

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Funny story - Windsor Castle May Have To Be Destroyed Due To The Covid-19 Pandemic Infestation

Windsor Castle May Have To Be Destroyed Due To The Covid-19 Pandemic Infestation

LONDON – (UK Satire) – Reports are that Prince Charles gave the C-19 virus to his mom, Queen Elizabeth who then gave it to her crumpet baker, who then gave it to a double decker bus driver. The queen denies giving it to her crumpet baker, because…

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Funny story - Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus

Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, a...

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Funny story - Donald Trump Asks Queen Elizabeth For Permission To Build A Golf Course In The Outskirts of London

Donald Trump Asks Queen Elizabeth For Permission To Build A Golf Course In The Outskirts of London

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Donald J. Trump, the pathological liar who does not know the meaning of telling the truth, has just sent England’s Queen Elizabeth a text message. According to Prince Charles, the Trumptard asked her majesty i…

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Funny story - England Tells Donald Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting

England Tells Donald Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting

LONDON – (Satire News) – The Bee’s Knees News Agency has just informed the twice-impeached loser, aka Donald Jonathan Trump, to forget about flying to Britain to play in Upper Tooting’s prestigious Sir Paul McCartney Golf Tournament. BKNA reporter…

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Funny story - Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth Disappointed in Meghan Markle After She Says She Treated Her Like a Princess

Queen Elizabeth Disappointed in Meghan Markle After She Says She Treated Her Like a Princess

LONDON - (Satire News) – Her majesty, the queen of England has stated that she cannot believe that Meghan Markle would throw her under the double-decker bus, after she treated her like a princess. Speaking with Neville Twickenbuck of Tickety Boo…

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Funny story - Harry Maguire's Mam To Meet Her Majesty The Queen

Harry Maguire's Mam To Meet Her Majesty The Queen

There was rejoicing in South Yorkshire this afternoon, when the new Manchester United signing, Harry Maguire, broke the news to his dear old mam, that she had been invited to tea with Her Majesty the Queen. Maguire completed his move from Leiceste...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...

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Funny story - Bezos-Musk, Inc., Wants To Buy Buckingham Palace

Bezos-Musk, Inc., Wants To Buy Buckingham Palace

LONDON – (Satire News) – London’s True Dat News Agency has just informed the UK citizens that the largest company in the world has offered to purchase Buckingham Palace. TDNA writer Reggie Rickenbacker stated that the Austin, Texas-based corporati…

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth Has Just Paid £1 Million For A Kentucky Thoroughbred Racehorse

Queen Elizabeth Has Just Paid £1 Million For A Kentucky Thoroughbred Racehorse

LONDON – (UK Satire) – Word coming out of Buckingham Palace is that her majesty Queen Elizbeth has just purchased a thoroughbred racehorse from Kentucky. The horse named "Princess iPad" is 2-years-old, and has won 4 of the 5 races she has entered.

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Funny story - President Biden Has Hired Paula Deen To Cook For President Obama’s 60th White House Birthday Bash

President Biden Has Hired Paula Deen To Cook For President Obama’s 60th White House Birthday Bash

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe-Express newspaper has just announced that President Biden has contracted cooking show maven, Paula Deen, who is back in everyone’s good graces, to cook for President Barack Obama’s 60th birthday…

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth Has Been Released From The Hospital And Is Back At Buckingham Palace

Queen Elizabeth Has Been Released From The Hospital And Is Back At Buckingham Palace

BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (UK Satire) – Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has been released from the hospital, and is now resting comfortably at Buck House, as irreverent British comedian Ricky Gervais calls i…

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Funny story - Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth Reveals Why She Has Suddenly Cancelled Her Scheduled Trip To Massachusetts

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth Reveals Why She Has Suddenly Cancelled Her Scheduled Trip To Massachusetts

LONDON – (UK Satire) – A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace has just announced that Queen Elizabeth has cancelled her scheduled trip to Boston, Massachusetts. There had been some widespread speculation that the reason was due to an infected uvula…

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth States That a Crumpet Has More Brains Than Donald Trump

Queen Elizabeth States That a Crumpet Has More Brains Than Donald Trump

LONDON – (Satire News) – It’s no secret that her majesty, the queen has never, ever liked the arrogant, sarcastic, low-life scumbag, who turned out be the worst president in the history of the world’s presidents. And just like the United States sp…

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Funny story - Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine

Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine

CHICAGO – The iNews Agency is reporting that Meghan Markle has received an offer to pose in the April edition of Playboy. The 38-year-old wife of Prince Harry was quite flattered by the offer and said that she would have to have the 100% approval...

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Funny story - The British Parliament to Debate Name Change for The Beaver Scouts Organization

The British Parliament to Debate Name Change for The Beaver Scouts Organization

LONDON – (UK News) – The British Parliament has agreed to debate a motion that the Beaver Scouts Organization should change their name. Reporter Loretta Piffinshaw with Ta Ta For Now News, stated that the matter was addressed at the behest of her…

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Funny story - Should The Queen Be Nervous If Russian Tanks Surrounded Buckingham Palace?

Should The Queen Be Nervous If Russian Tanks Surrounded Buckingham Palace?

Overnight Russian military tanks and troops and missile systems appeared and surround Buckingham Palace. Sould the Queen be a wee bit nervous? Well, sure. The Queen would get on the telephone, call in MI5, MI6, the Metropolitan police, her militar…

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