Trump visit to UK
The last time that President Trump visited the United Kingdom, he was met with country-wide protests. In the event, he saw none of them, as he was kept well away from trouble. "I had a great time in England," he said. "I had the biggesest welcome…
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Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, a...
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Queen Elizabeth offers Wayne Rooney a knighthood!
Enter Sir Wayne Rooney, the Queen has decided to give him a knighthood for his devoted services to Queen and country! Elizabeth, now entering a slightly demented phase in her life followed England's misfortunes on the telly against the old enemies...
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...
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Meghan Markle is Donating One of Her Royal Crowns To The COVID-19 Cause
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex has informed the media that she will be donating one of her favorite crowns in the interest of raising money for the Coronavirus cause. Queen Elizabeth’s second granddaughter-in-law informed Left Coast Mi...
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Throbbing Gristle Founder Genesis P-Orridge Mourned By Her Majesty The Queen
There were sombre scenes at Buckingham Palace this evening, and the Royal Standard stood at half-mast, after the news was broken to Her Majesty the Queen that Genesis P-Orridge, the founder member and lead singer of Throbbing Gristle, had died, aged...
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Nancy Pelosi Suggests That The Coronavirus (C-19) Be Renamed The (C-45) in Honor of President Trump
The Queen Reveals Liking For Throbbing Gristle
Queen's ugly granddaughter still ugly despite yet more expensive plastic surgery
The Queen To Take Over From Ray Winstone As New Face Of Bet365
Queen's Christmas Speech To Have Subtitles For The First Time
Queen Demands The Head Of Boris Johnson
10-Year-Old Boy Gets Telegram From Queen In Birthday Blunder
Queen Elizabeth Accepts A Cameo Role In The TV Series "The Vampire Dairies"
Buckingham Palace is not listed on Trivago
The Lun Dun mayor: he wore an itsby-bitsy, teeny-weeny yellow bikini
Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods
Vivienne Westwood And Stella McCartney To Oversee 'Changing Of The Guards' Bearskin Hats Change
Queen Elizabeth to Head Ku Klux Klan
Sources in the United States and Britain reveal that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth is poised to be appointed as honorary figurehead of the Ku Klux Klan. An interviewer in London spoke with the Queen as she was preparing to fly to New Orleans to meet...
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Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has waded into the row over whether or not Liverpool Football Club should be handed the Premier League title before the league season is actually over. The PL programme has been temporarily shut down due to fears over t...
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Donald Trump State Dinner Gave Queen Heartburn
London, UK - (Rioters): “We feared Trump slipped her some sort of mickey finn,” a Palace surgeon said as flunkies reported seeing a suspicious fiery Mexican chilli floating in HM’s glass of champagne. Elizabeth looked visibly sickened following th...
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Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine
CHICAGO – The iNews Agency is reporting that Meghan Markle has received an offer to pose in the April edition of Playboy. The 38-year-old wife of Prince Harry was quite flattered by the offer and said that she would have to have the 100% approval...
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Sovereign debt crisis: the Queen's horse racing losses revealed
London - Queens called 'Elizabeth' have a tragic track record of running up huge horse racing debts Parliament was told today. But Government 'shorthand' for the country's economic mess may be hiding the true extent of Queen Elizabeth II's gamblin...
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
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The Queen Is Having Another 'Annus Horribilis' - And It's Only April!
The carefully chosen words of Her Majesty the Queen in her Guildhall message in 1992, about her 'annus horribilis' are often fondly remembered and dragged out at parties, but, even though we are only halfway through April, it looks like this year is...
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Mad Frankie Fraser to be honoured with state funeral, more spending cuts to meet cost says PM
Iconic villain "Mad" Frankie Fraser is to be commemorated with one of the highest possible accolades that any mere mortal could ever aspire to when he departs his long and colourful life - a state funeral. The news which was announced today by Do...
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Oprah Winfrey's Unbelievably Amazing Offer To Queen Elizabeth!
LONDON - Oprah Winfrey the richest woman in the United States was recently invited by Queen Elizabeth to attend a dinner at Buckingham Palace in honor of legendary rhythm and blues artist Smokey Robinson, lead singer with one of Motown's greatest groups Smokey Robinson and The Miracles. The music legend who was born William Robinson, Jr., in Detroit has been performing for 55 years. And in that...
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Queen to Close Sandringham House and Birkhall to Use For Storage
London, ENGLAND Buckingham Palace announced today that the Queen is closing some of the Royal Palaces to use for storage of her purses, hats, tiaras, and Corgi collars. "Her Majesty is tired of opening closets in Windsor Castle or Buckingham Palac...
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Obamas in London - Michelle wows the media with her fashion sense. Prince Philip asks Prez: "Wherever did you get those gleaming white teeth?"
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Royal doping scandal as Queen's Trojan Whorse fails piss test
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Queen to vote on Britain's Got Talent
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Queen Is Miser With Electric Heater
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New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records
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Congress Invites Queen Elizabeth II to Assume Presidency
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Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea
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Meghan Markle to star in new Netflix series “Shits” about a group of really shitty people
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Meghan Markle To Join The Cast of "The View"
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Donald Trump Could Become Interim Monarch Of The UK
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Queen Has A Go At Gurning
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Karmic Hurricane Warning for Official State Opening of the Supreme Court
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Queen addresses the UN and calls for it to be disbanded
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Queen Elizabeth Visits Disneyland and Gets Goosed By Donald Duck
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Traffic Information Around Dublin During The Queens Visit
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Queen desperately in need of a decent brassiere
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Queen to play Helen Mirren in Biopic
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Queen Falls Asleep During Prince Charles Speech
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Harry Maguire's Mam To Meet Her Majesty The Queen
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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Both Thrilled That Queen Elizabeth Did Not Have Them Deported To Siberia
