Nancy Pelosi Suggests That The Coronavirus (C-19) Be Renamed The (C-45) in Honor of President Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has stated tongue-in-cheek that, since Trump is so quick to give himself credit for any little rinky dink thing he does, he should own up to the dreaded Coronavirus pandemic. The woman, who ke...
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Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, a...
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Throbbing Gristle Founder Genesis P-Orridge Mourned By Her Majesty The Queen
There were sombre scenes at Buckingham Palace this evening, and the Royal Standard stood at half-mast, after the news was broken to Her Majesty the Queen that Genesis P-Orridge, the founder member and lead singer of Throbbing Gristle, had died, aged...
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Queen Elizabeth offers Wayne Rooney a knighthood!
Enter Sir Wayne Rooney, the Queen has decided to give him a knighthood for his devoted services to Queen and country! Elizabeth, now entering a slightly demented phase in her life followed England's misfortunes on the telly against the old enemies...
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The Queen To Take Over From Ray Winstone As New Face Of Bet365
In an effort to shake off her royal shackles, and to 'get real' in the world of work, Buckingham Palace has announced that Her Majesty the Queen has been offered a position in advertising, and will take over the role presently occupied by former acto...
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Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has waded into the row over whether or not Liverpool Football Club should be handed the Premier League title before the league season is actually over. The PL programme has been temporarily shut down due to fears over t...
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Queen addresses the UN and calls for it to be disbanded
Queen Has A Go At Gurning
Tarot clue as 'Hanged Man' found outside Buckingham Palace
The Queen Was Nearly Toppled By Fanny Craddock Shock
Queen to Star in "Dallas movie"
Queen to Debut New Cooking Show on BBC
Queen and Prince Philip Keep Location a Secret to Hide from Charles and Camille
Coronavirus To Be Charged With High Treason, If Any Of Royal Family, Well, You Know
So old and gaga there's mothballs up her fanny
Rotten Tomato Thrown At Queen's Bedroom Window
William to ride trusty steed Gravytrain in Trooping the Colour
Queen Elizabeth in Kentucky For Kentucky Derby
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...
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Queen Elizabeth II Now Carries iPad in her Hat
Her hats have always been striking. Especially lately, when she's had her hats refashioned to include a slot for her iPad. Palace insiders say that the Queen has been quite impressed with the interest generated by granddaughter Princess Beatric...
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Sovereign debt crisis: the Queen's horse racing losses revealed
London - Queens called 'Elizabeth' have a tragic track record of running up huge horse racing debts Parliament was told today. But Government 'shorthand' for the country's economic mess may be hiding the true extent of Queen Elizabeth II's gamblin...
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Paula Deen Is Offered A Job By Queen Elizabeth
SAVANNAH, Georgia - National Focus Magazine is reporting that former cooking show host Paula Deen has been offered a job in England. Durango Tucker with NFM reported that Queen Elizabeth has been following the sad fall from grace of Paula Deen and...
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
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Queen's State Visit To Libya Announced
London - The government has responded to HM's heartfelt plea to see her bastard son Muammar one more time. Announcing a five day State Visit in the autumn 10 Downing Street sources said "WTF?" The vanity trip comes amid reports the Colonel is s...
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Moussa Koussa warns of April Fools Day plot to kill the Queen
London - The tit-for-tat revenge plot harks back to a 1996 MI6 spoof assassination scam, the former Libyan foreign minister told debriefers today. This was to rub out Muammar Gaddafi and replace him with another of the Queen's nasty little bastard...
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Queen snubs July 4 festivities as Statue of Liberty crop circle sprouts on Palace lawn
Scotland - An Independence Day crop circle of Lady Liberty has popped up overnight on Holyrood Palace lawns where the Queen is holed up during her annual Scottish Week stay. Flunkies nearly busted a gut raking over the 250ft turf etching that's sp...
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New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records
A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...
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Crypto and fiat currencies to be replaced with Funny Money
London, England - The Queen, according to her Minister of Finance, has grown tired of gold and silver. Too heavy. Fiat currencies. Too numerous. Crypto currencies. Too cumbersome. As revealed to the FT by Lord Stinkenbottom, Finance Minister, a N...
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Queen Demands The Head Of Boris Johnson
There was controversy-upon-controversy in Westminster this morning, when, after the UK Supreme Court ruled that Prime Minister Boris Johnson had acted unlawfully when he asked Her Majesty the Queen, on August 28, to suspend Parliament, the Queen, Her...
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Prince Andrew's Sphincter Is Twitching
Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, has complained to his mummy that his bum-bum is itching, and that he would like her to put some cream on it. But, say experts, the irritation is not something that can be resolved by rubbing cream on it, however fu...
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Queen Elizabeth To Name Biggest Warship "Bazil The Warship"
The queen is to name the U.K.s biggest warship Bazil because it sounds like her favourite herb. The Queen is due to give the name to the largest warship built in the UK at a ceremony in Fife's Rosyth dockyard. She will smash a bottle of whisky on...
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Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine
CHICAGO – The iNews Agency is reporting that Meghan Markle has received an offer to pose in the April edition of Playboy. The 38-year-old wife of Prince Harry was quite flattered by the offer and said that she would have to have the 100% approval...
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Vivienne Westwood And Stella McCartney To Oversee 'Changing Of The Guards' Bearskin Hats Change
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Queen Declares Haggis as Scottish State Bird
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Diamond Jubilee River Pageant Judged "An Absolute Crock" By Subjects
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Smack my bitch up as Queen's corgi tests positive for skag
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Royal Family to Move to Australia
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The Queen and Meghan Go Out on the Town
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Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea
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Queen's Christmas Speech To Have Subtitles For The First Time
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Harry Maguire's Mam To Meet Her Majesty The Queen
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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Say Good Riddance to the World of Royalty
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England to be the 51st state of the USA
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Queen To Reveal Football Preference At Launch: She's A Pompey Fan!
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Royal Family Cut Wedding Costs
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Hacks suspected Queen knew 'Kate was already married'
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What the Hell are the Royals Doing in New Zealand of All Places?
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The Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!
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The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
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Prince Andrew Denies Ever Having Met The Queen
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Standing Ovation for Queen as she delivers food parcels to council estate
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The Queen Is Having Another 'Annus Horribilis' - And It's Only April!
