Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb…
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London Announces That They Will Soon Be Putting Triple-Decker Buses Into Service
LONDON - (Satire News) - The powers-that-be in London have just announced that after months of research, the city will be adding triple-decker buses. Ta Ta For Now News reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, spoke personally with PM Boris Johnson, who told…
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Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, a...
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Queen Elizabeth Falls Off Her Horse During A Fox Hunt
LONDON - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz (UK) is reporting that Queen Elizabeth took a royally horrendous fall as she was on her monthly fox hunt near Windsor Castle. Prince Charles, who was with his mum, said that her majesty's horse, "Buffy," got spook…
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...
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Queen's ugly granddaughter still ugly despite yet more expensive plastic surgery
London, UK - Cross-eyed ten year old royal brat Lady Louise Von Battenburg-Hitler won't be seen in public for at least another three years after surgeons said there was nothing more they could do about her, uh, problem. Queen Elizardbirth's pug-ug...
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Buckingham Palace To Be Repainted and Remodeled at a Cost of £7.3 Million ($10 Million – US)
Queen Elizabeth Visits Disneyland and Gets Goosed By Donald Duck
It's Been Verified That The Recently Discovered Naked Photos of Queen Elizabeth That Were Found In Birmingham Are Believed To Be Photoshopped
Scotland Yard Has Found a Box of Personal Letters That Were Written From Queen Elizabeth To Piers Morgan
Queen Elizabeth To Travel To Moscow To Visit Putin, That Evil, Hate-Filled, War Mongering Mongrel
Buckingham Palace Reveals That Queen Elizabeth Had 2.7 Miles of Varicose Veins Removed From Her Royal Legs
Now That Prime Minister Boris Johnson Has Resigned, Queen Elizabeth Will Push To Have Her Son Prince Charles Take His Place
Sovereign debt crisis: the Queen's horse racing losses revealed
The Recent Photos of Queen Elizabeth's Camel Toe Are Believed To Have Been Photoshopped
Sarah Ferguson Writes A Blockbuster Tell-All Book On Queen Elizabeth (And The Q Is Pissed!)
Prince Philip takes multicultural awareness course
Queen Elizabeth Has Just Sold Her Extremely Expensive 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe
Cheryl Cole Has Just Purchased Queen Elizabeth's 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe
LONDON - (UK Satire) - It is no secret that British singer Cheryl Cole has always been in awe of Queen Elizabeth. In fact True Dat News Agency writer Reggie Rickenracker, stated that "Cheeza" named her pet cockatoo, "Queeny," after her majesty. So…
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Queen Elizabeth Reveals Her 3 Favorite British Bands of All-Time
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Britain’s Ta Ta For Now News writer Loretta Piffinshaw, recently visited Buckingham Palace and spoke with her majesty, the queen. Piffinshaw is one of the few UK writers that have actually been invited by Queen Elizabeth to…
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Donald Trump Says If He Wants To Move To England, He Will, No Matter What Queen Elizabeth Says
LONDON – (UK Satire) – London's Ta Ta For Now News reports that the twice-impeached, one-term pathological liar (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is so extremely butt-hurt at the fact that her majesty the queen stated on-the-record, that he is not…
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Meghan Markle Says Queen Threatened To Have Her Put In The Tower Of London
In the second of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family which very nearly got her thrown into the Tower of L…
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Prince William and Prince Harry Are Still At Each Other's Throats - Grandmama Elizabeth Is Fit To Be Tied
LONDON - (Satire News) - The two royal brothers, who are also Queen Elizabeth's grandsons, are still fussing, feuding, and fuzzing, as if they are the English version of West Virginia's The Hatfields and The McCoys. Prince William and Prince Harry…
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Queen Elizabeth Left Her Very Expensive Attila The Hun Commemorative Sword To Chicharito
NEW YORK CITY - King Charles III, as the executor of his mother's estate, has just informed the news media that the queen bequeathed her prized Attila The Hun Commemorative Sword to former Manchester United Red Devil soccer player Jose Baltazar Herna…
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Queen Elizabeth Has Asked Shakira and Her Boyfriend Chicharito To Spend The Weekend of The Royal Wedding In Buckingham Palace As Her Honored Guests
LONDON - Queen Elizabeth, the ever so gracious host that she is, has informed two of her favorite people, Manchester United's Chicharito and his erotically sexy girlfriend Shakira, the Colombian singer/belly dancer, to spend the weekend of the Royal...
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Queen Elizabeth offers Wayne Rooney a knighthood!
Enter Sir Wayne Rooney, the Queen has decided to give him a knighthood for his devoted services to Queen and country! Elizabeth, now entering a slightly demented phase in her life followed England's misfortunes on the telly against the old enemies...
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England Tells Donald Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting
LONDON – (Satire News) – The Bee’s Knees News Agency has just informed the twice-impeached loser, aka Donald Jonathan Trump, to forget about flying to Britain to play in Upper Tooting’s prestigious Sir Paul McCartney Golf Tournament. BKNA reporter…
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It's Official - Queen Elizabeth Owns 4,738 Hats
LONDON, England - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth was recently interviewed at a cricket match and asked about the horrendously evil dictator, Valdimir Nikita Putin. The queen smiled and said that if she was not an English lady, she'd call him an a…
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Queen Elizabeth Amazingly Bequeaths Her Entire Collection of 4.738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - It is being reported by The Global Source News Agency that Queen Elizabeth, who owned the largest collection of hats in the entire world, has left them all to her daughter-in-law, Meghan Markle. The wife of the que…
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A List of Very Interesting Text Messages About Queen Elizabeth
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just released a list of text messages about the late, beloved Queen Elizabeth. TEXT #1 - No one but King Charles III, knows that Queen Elizabeth loved drinking two shots of Vodka…
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King Charles Has Named The Monthly Buckingham Palace Fox Hunt In Honor of His Mum, Queen Elizabeth
BUCKINGHAM PALACE, (Satire News) - Everyone knows that the late queen's pride and joy was her monthly participation in the Buck House fox hunts. Queen Elizabeth's best friend, Piers Morgan, told the BBC, that outside of having her feet massaged by…
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Harry Maguire's Mam To Meet Her Majesty The Queen
There was rejoicing in South Yorkshire this afternoon, when the new Manchester United signing, Harry Maguire, broke the news to his dear old mam, that she had been invited to tea with Her Majesty the Queen. Maguire completed his move from Leiceste...
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
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Queen Elizabeth Has Asked Shakira and Her Boyfriend Chicharito To Spend The Weekend of The Royal Wedding In Buckingham Palace As Her Honored Guests
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Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus
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Donald Trump Says If He Wants To Move To England, He Will, No Matter What Queen Elizabeth Says
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London Announces That They Will Soon Be Putting Triple-Decker Buses Into Service
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It's Official - Queen Elizabeth Owns 4,738 Hats
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Queen Elizabeth Falls Off Her Horse During A Fox Hunt
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Cheryl Cole Has Just Purchased Queen Elizabeth's 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe
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Queen Elizabeth Amazingly Bequeaths Her Entire Collection of 4.738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle
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A List of Very Interesting Text Messages About Queen Elizabeth
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Queen Elizabeth offers Wayne Rooney a knighthood!
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
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Queen's ugly granddaughter still ugly despite yet more expensive plastic surgery
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Harry Maguire's Mam To Meet Her Majesty The Queen
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Meghan Markle Says Queen Threatened To Have Her Put In The Tower Of London
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England Tells Donald Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting
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Queen Elizabeth Reveals Her 3 Favorite British Bands of All-Time
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Prince William and Prince Harry Are Still At Each Other's Throats - Grandmama Elizabeth Is Fit To Be Tied
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Queen Elizabeth Left Her Very Expensive Attila The Hun Commemorative Sword To Chicharito
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King Charles Has Named The Monthly Buckingham Palace Fox Hunt In Honor of His Mum, Queen Elizabeth
