Funny story - Trump visit to UK

Trump visit to UK

The last time that President Trump visited the United Kingdom, he was met with country-wide protests. In the event, he saw none of them, as he was kept well away from trouble. "I had a great time in England," he said. "I had the biggesest welcome…

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Funny story - Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus

Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, a...

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth offers Wayne Rooney a knighthood!

Queen Elizabeth offers Wayne Rooney a knighthood!

Enter Sir Wayne Rooney, the Queen has decided to give him a knighthood for his devoted services to Queen and country! Elizabeth, now entering a slightly demented phase in her life followed England's misfortunes on the telly against the old enemies...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...

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Funny story - Meghan Markle is Donating One of Her Royal Crowns To The COVID-19 Cause

Meghan Markle is Donating One of Her Royal Crowns To The COVID-19 Cause

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex has informed the media that she will be donating one of her favorite crowns in the interest of raising money for the Coronavirus cause. Queen Elizabeth’s second granddaughter-in-law informed Left Coast Mi...

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Funny story - Throbbing Gristle Founder Genesis P-Orridge Mourned By Her Majesty The Queen

Throbbing Gristle Founder Genesis P-Orridge Mourned By Her Majesty The Queen

There were sombre scenes at Buckingham Palace this evening, and the Royal Standard stood at half-mast, after the news was broken to Her Majesty the Queen that Genesis P-Orridge, the founder member and lead singer of Throbbing Gristle, had died, aged...

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth to Head Ku Klux Klan

Queen Elizabeth to Head Ku Klux Klan

Sources in the United States and Britain reveal that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth is poised to be appointed as honorary figurehead of the Ku Klux Klan. An interviewer in London spoke with the Queen as she was preparing to fly to New Orleans to meet...

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Funny story - Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title

Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has waded into the row over whether or not Liverpool Football Club should be handed the Premier League title before the league season is actually over. The PL programme has been temporarily shut down due to fears over t...

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Funny story - Donald Trump State Dinner Gave Queen Heartburn

Donald Trump State Dinner Gave Queen Heartburn

London, UK - (Rioters): “We feared Trump slipped her some sort of mickey finn,” a Palace surgeon said as flunkies reported seeing a suspicious fiery Mexican chilli floating in HM’s glass of champagne. Elizabeth looked visibly sickened following th...

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Funny story - Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine

Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine

CHICAGO – The iNews Agency is reporting that Meghan Markle has received an offer to pose in the April edition of Playboy. The 38-year-old wife of Prince Harry was quite flattered by the offer and said that she would have to have the 100% approval...

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Funny story - Sovereign debt crisis: the Queen's horse racing losses revealed

Sovereign debt crisis: the Queen's horse racing losses revealed

London - Queens called 'Elizabeth' have a tragic track record of running up huge horse racing debts Parliament was told today. But Government 'shorthand' for the country's economic mess may be hiding the true extent of Queen Elizabeth II's gamblin...

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Funny story - Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...

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Funny story - The Queen Is Having Another 'Annus Horribilis' - And It's Only April!

The Queen Is Having Another 'Annus Horribilis' - And It's Only April!

The carefully chosen words of Her Majesty the Queen in her Guildhall message in 1992, about her 'annus horribilis' are often fondly remembered and dragged out at parties, but, even though we are only halfway through April, it looks like this year is...

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Funny story - Mad Frankie Fraser to be honoured with state funeral, more spending cuts to meet cost says PM

Mad Frankie Fraser to be honoured with state funeral, more spending cuts to meet cost says PM

Iconic villain "Mad" Frankie Fraser is to be commemorated with one of the highest possible accolades that any mere mortal could ever aspire to when he departs his long and colourful life - a state funeral. The news which was announced today by Do...

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Funny story - Oprah Winfrey's Unbelievably Amazing Offer To Queen Elizabeth!

Oprah Winfrey's Unbelievably Amazing Offer To Queen Elizabeth!

LONDON - Oprah Winfrey the richest woman in the United States was recently invited by Queen Elizabeth to attend a dinner at Buckingham Palace in honor of legendary rhythm and blues artist Smokey Robinson, lead singer with one of Motown's greatest groups Smokey Robinson and The Miracles. The music legend who was born William Robinson, Jr., in Detroit has been performing for 55 years. And in that...

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Funny story - Queen Caught in "Compromising Situation"

Queen Caught in "Compromising Situation"

The Daily Mail has announced it has allegations made by a former Royal servant, pertaining to HRH Queen Elizabeth II being discovered in a "compromising situation" in one of the bedrooms at Buckingham Palace. We are told the allegations in...

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth in Kentucky For Kentucky Derby

Queen Elizabeth in Kentucky For Kentucky Derby

Queen Elizabeth arrived in Louisville, Kentucky for the running of the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs. The monarch is making her sixth official visity to the United States and her first to the world's most famous horserace.

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Funny story - Bush to marry Queen Elizabeth

Bush to marry Queen Elizabeth

Washington D.C: In a follow up to the winking incident witnessed between Bush and Great Britain's Queen Elizabeth, Bush has revealed that he has irresistible attraction for her and intends to propose to her when he visits England...

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Funny story - Queen to Close Sandringham House and Birkhall to Use For Storage

Queen to Close Sandringham House and Birkhall to Use For Storage

London, ENGLAND Buckingham Palace announced today that the Queen is closing some of the Royal Palaces to use for storage of her purses, hats, tiaras, and Corgi collars. "Her Majesty is tired of opening closets in Windsor Castle or Buckingham Palac...

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Funny story - Queen in slovenly state visit

Queen in slovenly state visit

London - (Ass Mess): Wearing a hideous turquoise crimpelene and regurgitated black split-beaver pelt ensemble remoulded from three former Norman Hartnell outfits the Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch arrived in Ljubljana today for the start of a four day slove...

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