Funny story - Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb…

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Funny story - London Announces That They Will Soon Be Putting Triple-Decker Buses Into Service

London Announces That They Will Soon Be Putting Triple-Decker Buses Into Service

LONDON - (Satire News) - The powers-that-be in London have just announced that after months of research, the city will be adding triple-decker buses. Ta Ta For Now News reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, spoke personally with PM Boris Johnson, who told…

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Funny story - Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus

Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, a...

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth Falls Off Her Horse During A Fox Hunt

Queen Elizabeth Falls Off Her Horse During A Fox Hunt

LONDON - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz (UK) is reporting that Queen Elizabeth took a royally horrendous fall as she was on her monthly fox hunt near Windsor Castle. Prince Charles, who was with his mum, said that her majesty's horse, "Buffy," got spook…

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Funny story - Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...

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Funny story - Queen's ugly granddaughter still ugly despite yet more expensive plastic surgery

Queen's ugly granddaughter still ugly despite yet more expensive plastic surgery

London, UK - Cross-eyed ten year old royal brat Lady Louise Von Battenburg-Hitler won't be seen in public for at least another three years after surgeons said there was nothing more they could do about her, uh, problem. Queen Elizardbirth's pug-ug...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole Has Just Purchased Queen Elizabeth's 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe

Cheryl Cole Has Just Purchased Queen Elizabeth's 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe

LONDON - (UK Satire) - It is no secret that British singer Cheryl Cole has always been in awe of Queen Elizabeth. In fact True Dat News Agency writer Reggie Rickenracker, stated that "Cheeza" named her pet cockatoo, "Queeny," after her majesty. So…

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth Reveals Her 3 Favorite British Bands of All-Time

Queen Elizabeth Reveals Her 3 Favorite British Bands of All-Time

LONDON – (UK Satire) – Britain’s Ta Ta For Now News writer Loretta Piffinshaw, recently visited Buckingham Palace and spoke with her majesty, the queen. Piffinshaw is one of the few UK writers that have actually been invited by Queen Elizabeth to…

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Funny story - Donald Trump Says If He Wants To Move To England, He Will, No Matter What Queen Elizabeth Says

Donald Trump Says If He Wants To Move To England, He Will, No Matter What Queen Elizabeth Says

LONDON – (UK Satire) – London's Ta Ta For Now News reports that the twice-impeached, one-term pathological liar (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is so extremely butt-hurt at the fact that her majesty the queen stated on-the-record, that he is not…

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Funny story - Meghan Markle Says Queen Threatened To Have Her Put In The Tower Of London

Meghan Markle Says Queen Threatened To Have Her Put In The Tower Of London

In the second of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family which very nearly got her thrown into the Tower of L…

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Funny story - Prince William and Prince Harry Are Still At Each Other's Throats - Grandmama Elizabeth Is Fit To Be Tied

Prince William and Prince Harry Are Still At Each Other's Throats - Grandmama Elizabeth Is Fit To Be Tied

LONDON - (Satire News) - The two royal brothers, who are also Queen Elizabeth's grandsons, are still fussing, feuding, and fuzzing, as if they are the English version of West Virginia's The Hatfields and The McCoys. Prince William and Prince Harry…

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth Left Her Very Expensive Attila The Hun Commemorative Sword To Chicharito

Queen Elizabeth Left Her Very Expensive Attila The Hun Commemorative Sword To Chicharito

NEW YORK CITY - King Charles III, as the executor of his mother's estate, has just informed the news media that the queen bequeathed her prized Attila The Hun Commemorative Sword to former Manchester United Red Devil soccer player Jose Baltazar Herna…

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth Has Asked Shakira and Her Boyfriend Chicharito To Spend The Weekend of The Royal Wedding In Buckingham Palace As Her Honored Guests

Queen Elizabeth Has Asked Shakira and Her Boyfriend Chicharito To Spend The Weekend of The Royal Wedding In Buckingham Palace As Her Honored Guests

LONDON - Queen Elizabeth, the ever so gracious host that she is, has informed two of her favorite people, Manchester United's Chicharito and his erotically sexy girlfriend Shakira, the Colombian singer/belly dancer, to spend the weekend of the Royal...

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth offers Wayne Rooney a knighthood!

Queen Elizabeth offers Wayne Rooney a knighthood!

Enter Sir Wayne Rooney, the Queen has decided to give him a knighthood for his devoted services to Queen and country! Elizabeth, now entering a slightly demented phase in her life followed England's misfortunes on the telly against the old enemies...

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Funny story - England Tells Donald Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting

England Tells Donald Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting

LONDON – (Satire News) – The Bee’s Knees News Agency has just informed the twice-impeached loser, aka Donald Jonathan Trump, to forget about flying to Britain to play in Upper Tooting’s prestigious Sir Paul McCartney Golf Tournament. BKNA reporter…

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Funny story - It's Official - Queen Elizabeth Owns 4,738 Hats

It's Official - Queen Elizabeth Owns 4,738 Hats

LONDON, England - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth was recently interviewed at a cricket match and asked about the horrendously evil dictator, Valdimir Nikita Putin. The queen smiled and said that if she was not an English lady, she'd call him an a…

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth Amazingly Bequeaths Her Entire Collection of 4.738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle

Queen Elizabeth Amazingly Bequeaths Her Entire Collection of 4.738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - It is being reported by The Global Source News Agency that Queen Elizabeth, who owned the largest collection of hats in the entire world, has left them all to her daughter-in-law, Meghan Markle. The wife of the que…

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Funny story - A List of Very Interesting Text Messages About Queen Elizabeth

A List of Very Interesting Text Messages About Queen Elizabeth

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just released a list of text messages about the late, beloved Queen Elizabeth. TEXT #1 - No one but King Charles III, knows that Queen Elizabeth loved drinking two shots of Vodka…

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Funny story - King Charles Has Named The Monthly Buckingham Palace Fox Hunt In Honor of His Mum, Queen Elizabeth

King Charles Has Named The Monthly Buckingham Palace Fox Hunt In Honor of His Mum, Queen Elizabeth

BUCKINGHAM PALACE, (Satire News) - Everyone knows that the late queen's pride and joy was her monthly participation in the Buck House fox hunts. Queen Elizabeth's best friend, Piers Morgan, told the BBC, that outside of having her feet massaged by…

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Funny story - Harry Maguire's Mam To Meet Her Majesty The Queen

Harry Maguire's Mam To Meet Her Majesty The Queen

There was rejoicing in South Yorkshire this afternoon, when the new Manchester United signing, Harry Maguire, broke the news to his dear old mam, that she had been invited to tea with Her Majesty the Queen. Maguire completed his move from Leiceste...

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