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Trump Plots to Have His Family Declared "Royalty" After Trip to England

Funny story: Trump Plots to Have His Family Declared "Royalty" After Trip to England

Mar-A-Lago, FL One of Trump's most recent chiefs-of-staff explained one of the big reasons he got out of Dodge when he could. "President Trump seems to be under the impression, that since he had it in him to become President of the U.S., then he s...

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The Queen is Planning Trump's Next Visit

Funny story: The Queen is Planning Trump's Next Visit

Buckingham Palace, London, UK Her Majesty the Queen has figured out that, whenever Trump is having exceptionally bad trouble at home, even worse than his usual trouble, he takes a road trip. "Right now he's in North Korea. He'll probably want to...

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Prince Philip Silverstone Formula One Day Out Has Villagers In A State Of Panic

Funny story: Prince Philip Silverstone Formula One Day Out Has Villagers In A State Of Panic

There was drama in the Buckinghamshire village of Silverstone this morning, when Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, turned up at the racing circuit for 'one last drive' before he hangs up his driving gloves, and calls it quits behind the wheel of...

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The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Funny story: The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, has reacted swiftly to try to protect the longevity of her husband, Prince Philip, by purchasing a replica car from the 1968 movie, 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'. The Duke of Edinburgh has been involved in several scra...

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New Year's Honours List Did Not Include Roy Larner

Funny story: New Year's Honours List Did Not Include Roy Larner

The Queen's New Year's Honours List was revealed yesterday, and, it's fair to say, there were very few surprises. Former funnyman, now a 'travel documentarian', Michael Palin, got one, and 1960s (yes, 1960s!) fashion icon, Twiggy, got one, and so...

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Cliff Richard New Greatest Hits Album Out

Funny story: Cliff Richard New Greatest Hits Album Out

Cliff Richard, the singer who just won't give up and go away, is to release a Greatest Hits of Greatest Hits album early in the new year. Cliff, real name Harry Webb, is now 78, and has, so far, released 124 studio albums since his emergence onto...

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Rotten Tomato Thrown At Queen's Bedroom Window

Funny story: Rotten Tomato Thrown At Queen's Bedroom Window

Her Majesty the Queen has come under attack from a man who threw a rotten tomato at her Buckingham Palace bedroom window, after she failed to join the rest of the Royal Family during their visit to the Sandringham estate in Norfolk on Christmas Day.

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Queen's Christmas Speech To Have Subtitles For The First Time

Funny story: Queen's Christmas Speech To Have Subtitles For The First Time

The Queen's Christmas message to her subjects, traditionally broadcast on Christmas Day, will this year benefit from subtitles, in order to provide clarity for more of Britain's ethnic population. The subtitles will be in Urdu, Bengali, Gujarati a...

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Leaked Report Claims Windsor Family Served with Unexplained Wealth Order

Funny story: Leaked Report Claims Windsor Family Served with Unexplained Wealth Order

An Unexplained Wealth Order has been served on a 92-year-old matriarch who is at the head of an organised crime syndicate, according to a secret report seen by The Spoof's Crime Editor, Paxton Quigley. The gang's leader goes by the childhood nicknam...

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The Word Queen Elizabeth Hates

Funny story: The Word Queen Elizabeth Hates

It has been revealed, by secret palace sources, that Queen Elizabeth II dislikes the word, shhhhh: pregnant. Not actually being pregnant, but just the word pregnant. The Queen has been pregnant four times. Her four children have been pregnant eig...

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Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched

Funny story: Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched

The BBC are set to launch a brand new Royal Wedding Channel which will cover every Royal Wedding ever televised. These would include: Princess Eugenie v. Jack Brooksbank Prince Harry v. Meghan Markle Prince William v. Catherine 'Kate' Mi...

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The Lun Dun mayor: he wore an itsby-bitsy, teeny-weeny yellow bikini

Funny story: The Lun Dun mayor: he wore an itsby-bitsy, teeny-weeny yellow bikini

Lun Dun, Eng Lund—Lun Duners, like other Britz, hate their mayor, Sad Ick Khan (no relation, as far as anyone knows, to either Genghis or Kubla), and, to show it, they took up a collection to protest his existence. More than 16 million people (twi...

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Queen's Witch Doctor Killed in Cycle Accident

Funny story: Queen's Witch Doctor Killed in Cycle Accident

A doctor to the Queen has been killed while cycling in London, having been fatally injured in a collision with a lorry in High Holborn. Dr Peter Fisher was a world expert in homeopathy and an esteemed member of the royal medical household, having...

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Trump security man 'shot Royal Corgi' during meeting with Queen

Reports have emerged that Donald Trump's recent meeting with the Queen was not as uneventful as we were led to believe. A source close to the Royal household has told Spoofflé that as the President attempted to kiss Her Majesty, one of her corgis...

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Queen Reveals Why She Wasn't Late for Trump Meeting

Funny story: Queen Reveals Why She Wasn't Late for Trump Meeting

The Queen has unusually chosen to speak out following Donald Trump's accusation that she was fifteen minutes late for her meeting with the United States President. In a statement read out by a Buckingham Palace spokesman, it was revealed that the...

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Royal Family Will Throw Huge Party for Queen for Making it Through Trump Visit

Funny story: Royal Family Will Throw Huge Party for Queen for Making it Through Trump Visit

Buckingham Palace Word has filtered out that the whole Royal Family will fete the Queen for her remarkable fortitude and restraint during the Trump visit. She was the only member of the Royals in sight during the Trump visit. The whole Royal Famil...

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Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea

Funny story: Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea

Many of us knew it twas only a matter of time before it happened, but alas it finally...happened. At Buckingham Palace, during Sunday tea with the Queen, sitting down with Meghan Markle for just an intimate little twosome - the first time since the w...

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American President Challenges Queen To Winner Take All Wrestling Match

Funny story: American President Challenges Queen To Winner Take All Wrestling Match

Exactly as one might expect from a brain damaged horse's arse, Donald Trump once again made an outrageous and childish move with the goal of drawing further attention to himself by calling a press conference and challenging the Queen to a winner take...

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