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Leaked Report Claims Windsor Family Served with Unexplained Wealth Order

Funny story: Leaked Report Claims Windsor Family Served with Unexplained Wealth Order

An Unexplained Wealth Order has been served on a 92-year-old matriarch who is at the head of an organised crime syndicate, according to a secret report seen by The Spoof's Crime Editor, Paxton Quigley. The gang's leader goes by the childhood nicknam...

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The Word Queen Elizabeth Hates

Funny story: The Word Queen Elizabeth Hates

It has been revealed, by secret palace sources, that Queen Elizabeth II dislikes the word, shhhhh: pregnant. Not actually being pregnant, but just the word pregnant. The Queen has been pregnant four times. Her four children have been pregnant eig...

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Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched

Funny story: Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched

The BBC are set to launch a brand new Royal Wedding Channel which will cover every Royal Wedding ever televised. These would include: Princess Eugenie v. Jack Brooksbank Prince Harry v. Meghan Markle Prince William v. Catherine 'Kate' Mi...

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The Lun Dun mayor: he wore an itsby-bitsy, teeny-weeny yellow bikini

Funny story: The Lun Dun mayor: he wore an itsby-bitsy, teeny-weeny yellow bikini

Lun Dun, Eng Lund—Lun Duners, like other Britz, hate their mayor, Sad Ick Khan (no relation, as far as anyone knows, to either Genghis or Kubla), and, to show it, they took up a collection to protest his existence. More than 16 million people (twi...

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Queen's Witch Doctor Killed in Cycle Accident

Funny story: Queen's Witch Doctor Killed in Cycle Accident

A doctor to the Queen has been killed while cycling in London, having been fatally injured in a collision with a lorry in High Holborn. Dr Peter Fisher was a world expert in homeopathy and an esteemed member of the royal medical household, having...

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Trump security man 'shot Royal Corgi' during meeting with Queen

Reports have emerged that Donald Trump's recent meeting with the Queen was not as uneventful as we were led to believe. A source close to the Royal household has told Spoofflé that as the President attempted to kiss Her Majesty, one of her corgis...

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Queen Reveals Why She Wasn't Late for Trump Meeting

Funny story: Queen Reveals Why She Wasn't Late for Trump Meeting

The Queen has unusually chosen to speak out following Donald Trump's accusation that she was fifteen minutes late for her meeting with the United States President. In a statement read out by a Buckingham Palace spokesman, it was revealed that the...

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Royal Family Will Throw Huge Party for Queen for Making it Through Trump Visit

Funny story: Royal Family Will Throw Huge Party for Queen for Making it Through Trump Visit

Buckingham Palace Word has filtered out that the whole Royal Family will fete the Queen for her remarkable fortitude and restraint during the Trump visit. She was the only member of the Royals in sight during the Trump visit. The whole Royal Famil...

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Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea

Funny story: Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea

Many of us knew it twas only a matter of time before it happened, but alas it finally...happened. At Buckingham Palace, during Sunday tea with the Queen, sitting down with Meghan Markle for just an intimate little twosome - the first time since the w...

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American President Challenges Queen To Winner Take All Wrestling Match

Funny story: American President Challenges Queen To Winner Take All Wrestling Match

Exactly as one might expect from a brain damaged horse's arse, Donald Trump once again made an outrageous and childish move with the goal of drawing further attention to himself by calling a press conference and challenging the Queen to a winner take...

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Queen tells Trump to "sod orf"

Funny story: Queen tells Trump to "sod orf"

Today, the US president and first lady met with the Queen at Windsor Castle, where they had tea and crumpet. Having spent all week insulting and misunderstanding allies during his European visit to NATO and the UK, it was expected that Trump might...

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Queen is Already Working on Excuse to Miss Trump Visit

Funny story: Queen is Already Working on Excuse to Miss Trump Visit

Buckingham Palace, London It was announced that the Queen would be accompanying Prince Philip to get a secret medical treatment in a secret location at the time that Trump will be having his state visit. When it was asked how they could know they...

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Queen Cancels Trump Visit

Funny story: Queen Cancels Trump Visit

The Queen’s secretary announced she had withdrawn her invitation to have tea with Donald Trump. What initially started out as a full-scale State Visit with tiaras and a carriage ride to Buckingham Palace, (a Trump request) was previously reduced to a...

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The Queen and Meghan Go Out on the Town

Funny story: The Queen and Meghan Go Out on the Town

Buckingham Palace today reluctantly admitted that the rumours are true that the Queen and Meghan Markle have become besties. They have been sneaking out at night, wearing disguises and going to underground clubs together. Apparently, Prince Harry...

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Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

Funny story: Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

In an unusual move Buckingham Palace has banned the UK from adding Prince Philip to any dead pools around the country. Following his recent appearance at the Royal Wedding of Harry and Meghan, where he looked like he needed a decent taxidermist ra...

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Royal Wedding Flowers Row

Funny story: Royal Wedding Flowers Row

A row is brewing just days ahead of the Royal Wedding over the flowers selected to celebrate the occasion, with the claim that the choice of blooms could be seen as just a bit 'derogatory' The bride and groom, Meghan Markle and Harry Windsor, who...

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Christmas Day To Fall On December 25 Again This Year

Funny story: Christmas Day To Fall On December 25 Again This Year

"It's the most won-derful time - of the year!" That's how the refrain goes, and who would argue with it, Christmastime being what it is? A time when the whole family gets together and remembers old disputes, a time for giving - and receiving - shi...

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Royal Baby Name Betting Latest

Funny story: Royal Baby Name Betting Latest

There were wild celebrations all round Britain today, after the news about the latest addition to the Royal Family had sunk in with the plebeians. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's third child, a boy, waved to the hordes of wellwishers who had g...

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Trump's New Chief-Of-Staff Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin volunteers to be Trump’s new chief-of-staff.

"You're hired."
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