The Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Wednesday, 8 February 2017

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Buckingpig Palace - The Queen's obstetrician, Dr. P. Ussey, revealed to gossip column today that the the Queen is expecting a boy sometime in July. The father is known to be Trump.

The Queen, running slightly low on funds by a few trillion, stated to her doctor while he was examining her, that she didn't really want to have to sell the solid gold carriage. So she plans to use her anchor baby to hit the old baby-daddy up for some bucks.

"I'm guessing the Wall will not be a problem for me now that that I'm part of the family. I'm going to get a big T tattooed right on my arse as well", the Queen related to her doctor. will follow the story closely. The doctors name has been changed for his protection.

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