Tarot clue as 'Hanged Man' found outside Buckingham Palace

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 12 July 2011

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No 12 of the Major Arcana from the classic Hellfire Club 78-card pack

London - The discovery of a dead person impersonating a major arcana Tarot card is baffling London cops.

Reports that the number 12 card, the Hanged Man, was seen dangling from a redwood sequoia slap bang opposite Buck House were published this morning.

The 8.48am London time find comes amid rumors the Queen has fired all her card readers because they'd said 'she'd soon be dead'.

A recent ten card prediction warned against this summer's £500,000 'austerity' royal cruise aboard Oleg Deripaska's £300 million floating gin palace had seen HM fly off in a tizzy.

"No one's saying the Queen's topped one of her psychics," a Royal Parks tree surgeon said today.

"Still, a nasty business given the circs."

A royal protection racket team is investigating.

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