LONDON - (Satire News) - The two royal brothers, who are also Queen Elizabeth's grandsons, are still fussing, feuding, and fuzzing, as if they are the English version of West Virginia's The Hatfields and The McCoys.
Prince William and Prince Harry, who are actually acting more like the Hitler brothers, Adolf, Gustav, Edmund, Alois, Otto, and Pancho, are still firing verbal salvos at each other.
Willie said that he has taken Harry's wallet-sized photo out of his wallet and he cut it up into over 30 tiny pieces.
Harry noted that he took Willie and Kate's 8 by 10 wedding photo and he fed it to a paper-eating beaver in a nearby pond.
Meanwhile the queen shook her head and said that the two little fuc*ing bastards better straighten up and stop acting like the blooming likes of the Proud Boys, the Oath Keepers, the KKK, or those infernal South American soccer fans.
