A Royal Expert has revealed that Donald Trump is probably Prince Harry's dad.
Lord Sally, who was a close confidante of Queen Elizabeth, explained that Princess Diana, Harry's mother, had an insatiable sexual appetite and that nine months before her younger sons birth, she visited New York, where she had a romantic encounter with the billionaire Trump, who has always been impressed with the British Royal Family.
Sally's new book "Kerching" says how he pieced together the secret from many clues. While their politics differ, both Harry and Trump are narcissistic hypocrites who blame others for their problems and readily lie when it suits them.
"Plus, there is the fact that Harry's autobiography is called 'Spare', which just happens to be an anagram of 'Trump' - if you change a few letters. Why would Harry use the former president's name to sell his book unless he is his son?"
Sally surmised that Harry probably visited Merry Legoland, Trump's base in Florida. It will be remembered that Trump was a big fan of Queen Elizabeth but disliked her son, Prince (now King) Charles, whose emails (several with the subject line "Oi, where's my wife?") he ignored. Trump also hated Harry's wife Meghan, and it is likely that Harry snuck into Merry Legoland to confront Trump about his rudeness to Meghan and beat him up. During that confrontation, according to Sally, Harry probably accused Trump of ghosting his father, to which the powerful businessman replied, "No, I am your father."
"This was a game changer, though it's unlikely that Harry will reveal this until his second book."
However, other Royal experts have debunked the theory as "rubbish." John Snow said, "Everyone knows that Harry is the son of some rugby player. This explains his loutish behaviour and is why he chose as the title of his book a word which is an anagram of 'rugby', after changing a few letters."
A spokesman for the Palace said "Memories may differ about who Harry's dad is but we think it is King Charles."
