LOS ANGELES – The former British royal couple, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, have said that they really love living in the United States, because there are so many fast food restaurants all over the place.
They have both let it be known that they do not care for the mean, heartless, evil ogre who resides in the White House, who they say acts more like a king than any English king in history.
Meghan says that her swimsuit modeling career is going great, and she has just announced that she will soon be promoting her own line of eye-liner, which she will call Duchess Eyes.
Meanwhile, Prince Harry is enjoying watching NASCAR races, reruns of the old Clint Eastwood TV western “Rawhide”, and listening to the music of WD-40, a heavy metal band from Ireland.
The couple spoke with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, and told her that they have decided to jump into the political fray to help get Trump's orange ass out of the White House for good.
They recently met George Conway, one of the founders of the anti-Trump 'Dump Trump 2020' organization, at a coming-out party for Miley Cyrus.
Harry and Meghan are now proud dues-paying members of Conway’s organization, and will be speaking with individuals in the Hollywood entertainment industry about helping to defeat Donnie Johnnie Trump.
The happy couple will be hosting an anti-Trump party at their mansion, "Casa Crowns".
They have invited such celebrities as Katy Perry, Demi Lovato, rapper Zombie Zulu Yo, Stormy Daniels, LeBron James, and the world’s most famous photographer, Picasso Mandolin.
Music will be provided by the Quesadilla Sisters Band.