MONTECITO, California - (Satire News) - It is no secret that the sons of King Charles III, and Princes Di cannot stand each other.
In fact reports are that the two hate each other more than Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida, hates Trump, who lives in Florida, and acts like a cross between a spoiled rotten brat, and a prostitute with the clap.
Prince Harry says that as far as he is concerned, the English Channel can swallow up Wils and his nagging, conceited, arrogant wife (Kate) as well.
Meanwhile Wils says that he is furious that America has embraced Harry and Meghan as if they were members of the Kardashian Klan.
King Charles III has threatened to cut both bickering blokes out of his will and leave all of his money, property, horses, and collection of Scottish kilts to Princess Fergie, who still texts him at least twice a day to inquire about his thinning hair, his elongated scrotum, and his enlarged prostate. ■
