Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 10 July 2008

image for Prince Harry In Prince Albert Cock Shock
They say it's painless

Prince Harry, the brave soldier brought home from Afghanistan because it wasn't dangerous enough for him, is to have his penis pierced, in what has become known as Prince Albert style.

Harry, who looks rather like James Hewitt, revealed the news to his grandmother, the Queen, and the rest of the Royal Family this week, where it received a 'mixed reaction'.

It seems the young Prince has a great affection for his Great, Great, Great, Great Grandfather, and revels in the tales of his outlandishly large appendage, which was so long and girthsome, that it required the restraints only the Prince Albert procedure could provide.

In a Prince Albert, the penis is pierced from the outside of the frenulum into the urethra, or entrance through the urethra and out through a hole pierced in the glans (the helmet). This is known as a Reverse Prince Albert. Are you feeling sick yet? *

Harry intends to have the procedure carried out before his next exciting Tour of Duty - a three-day trip to Helmand - so that he can show it off to impressionable servicemen who are expected to applaud his foolhardiness.

In a statement released two minutes ago, the Prince said:

"It's what Mum would have wanted."


* I nearly fainted during the research of this story. Go to Wikipedia and try it yourself.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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