Jonathan Ross In Prince Harry Wanking Scandal

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Sunday, 1 July 2007


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Prince Harry issued a stiff denial

BBC presenter Jonathan Ross is back in the hot water for his apparent fixation with male masturbation.

Having recently embarrassed David Cameron in a television interview by asking about his nocturnal habits with photos of Margaret Thatcher, he has now turned his fetish on fellow presenter Fearne Cotton.

Talking to her on the BBC he described her appearance in a recent broadcast with Prince Harry as sluttish and asked if the young Prince was pleasuring himself.

Fearne Cotton managed to retain a brave dignity, as Ross proceeded to whip out his manhood off camera and turn boss-eyed.

The BBC has received a number of complaints for wasting £18 million of licence fees on their contract with Ross.

However the National Federation of Lisp Sufferers has stood behind him. A spokesman told The, "We have the utmost wespect and wegard for Woss. In our circles he wemains a werry high wanker".

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