Harry marched in on the first day of court proceedings, appearing pumped up. A few hours later, he came out, seeming to acknowledge: Things didn’t go as expected.
Harry testified the Mirror tabloid hacked his phone, getting information illegally and writing negative articles about him. Those articles destroyed his judgment and motivated him to live up to what the tabloids had written.
Huh?
So, if the Mirror had written that Harry was a sharp cookie, he would have become a rocket scientist?
Besides several other complaints, Harry disliked that the Mirror had written about his broken thumb. Harry felt his broken thumb was an invasion of his privacy.
Huh, again?
Harry didn’t seem to mind mentioning his penis several times in his Spare autobiography. In Spare, Harry revealed that his penis was circumcised, frostbitten while attempting to reach the South Pole, that Elizabeth Arden’s day cream came to his rescue, and then added (cringe moment, brace yourself) the memory of his mother came to his mind while smelling and applying Elizabeth Arden’s day cream to his penis.
Yikes!
No fool Elizabeth Arden. After the publication of Spare, Elizabeth Arden Cosmetics sent emails announcing the cream works everywhere.
Much of Harry’s first day of testimony was combative, with Harry concluding that the British government had hit rock bottom just like the tabloid press.
Really? Rock bottom?
The streets of London packed with cheering, happy crowds on Coronation Day were not an example of a rock-bottom government or society.
Harry suffers from sour grapes. He’s the Spare.
So was Princess Anne. However, besides winning an Olympic medal, giving birth, and raising two children, Princes Anne continues working for the monarchy and her government, including obscuring nephew Harry, by wearing a vibrant red hat feather at her brother’s Coronation.
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