President Trump Hits Back at Roseanne Barr For Saying That He’s a Woman
SQUAW FACE, Arizona – President Trump was in Arizona checking out a golf course he may decide to buy. He was asked by the press what he thought about Roseanne Barr saying that he was a woman. Trump replied that Barr is nothing more than a has-b...
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Sofia Vergara Recalls The Day She Met Donald Trump
HOLLYWOOD – The hottest sex symbol in Tinsel Town these days is none other than the Colombian firecracker, Sofia Vergara. The stunning Latina actress has stirred up more men’s fantasies than all the swizzle sticks in Las Vegas. Vergara recently...
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The Houston Astros Suggest To MLB That The Entire Baseball Season Be Played In Mexico
HOUSTON – Houston Astros team spokespersons, Jose Altuve and Carlos Correa, met with representatives with Major League Baseball, and presented an idea for getting the 2020 baseball season under way. Altuve said that, if something is not done and p...
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Trump's PC hacked
Well-known hacker group, Anonymous, today revealed they had beaten White House cyber security defences, and had taken a copy of Donald Trump"s personal computer. The computer's contents were later published on the internet. The unusually sparse P...
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Corona Beer May Be Changing Its Name
GUADALAJARA, Mexico – Cerveza Popocatpetl, the company that brews Corona Beer, has just announced that after getting thousands of letters, emails, texts, phone calls, and even three singing telegrams, they are seriously considering changing the name...
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Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – Meghan Markle, her prince Harry, and Kim Kardashian were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Kim’s husband Kanye, could not make it because he had an infected uvula, plus he is allergic to mariachi music. But th...
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Lady Gaga Caught Surfing "In The Buff" Down At Cabo San Lucas
Jennifer Wilbanks Too Annoying to remain Kidnapped
Trump Plans To Release Lions Along Mexican Border
Second Migrant Caravan Has Formed In Mexico
Spring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports
Katie Holmes: Russell Brand Is Not My New Boyfriend
Trump names Sanders Secretary of Education
Sand Stealer's Shut Down The Cancun Beaches
Statue of Liberty to Huddled Masses: F___ Off
Kate Gosselin Discloses The Location and The Reason For Her Very Intimate Tattoo
The Reasons Mitt Romney Is Taking A Trip To Mexico
Mexico is exporting fags into Africa
Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.
"The streets of Mexico are laced with the stench of corruption." One Homeless Mexican told reporters. "It's really hard being a real homeless Mexican. Because these guys are fakes! Busking for real money with their guitars, cleaning peoples ca...
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Trump Finally Has His Wall—Around The White House
Oh boy! The guy is freaking out. Not only did his bone spurs sprout again when he sought refuge in the bunker Friday night, for an inspection, but now he has erected a wall around the White House. And guess what? Mexico didn’t pay for it! It’s...
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Mexico Has Mandated That All Bullfighters Will Now Be Required To Wear Raincoats In The Bullring
MEXICO CITY – Mexico’s Federation of Bullfighters has just issued a directive that came about due to the Coronavirus. Fernando “Pee-Wee “ Caballo, spokesperson for the FB, said that, by a 7 to 3 vote, every matador who performs in Mexico will now...
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President Obama Says That Mexico Has Asked To Borrow $3 Million So They Can Continue With Their Moon Exploration Program
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama announced that he had received a text message from Mexico's President Nacho Winslow asking to borrow $3 million. President Winslow stated that his country needs the funds in order to continue with their moon shot...
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US Medical Experts Are Puzzled As To Why The USA Has Almost 2,200 COVID-19 Cases Whereas Mexico Only Has 12
MEXICO CITY - Mexico’s Department of Colds and Flus reports that the country has had only 12 cases of C-19, whereas China has had over 81,000, and the USA has had almost 2,200. U.S. medical researchers are baffled by this big discrepancy, since th...
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Marie Osmond Explains Her Rack Reduction
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Marie Osmond was relaxing on the pristine beach down at Cabo San Lucas in a skimpy bikini bathing suit when some of the locals mistook her for Sofia Vergara. Marie, who is 54-years-old, was very flattered as she spoke to P...
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UN Names Arizona as Most Dangerous Terrorist State
UNITED NATIONS - Arizona, one of America's 50 states, has been sternly criticized for its recent human-rights policies, with Mexico and China receiving the most media attention as they gave scathing condemnation. President Felipe Caldero, Mexico:...
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Rio Grande River Scuba Diver Caught Trying To Smuggle 19 Pounds of Marijuana Into The U.S.
EL PASO - United States Custom Agents have just arrested a New Jersey man who was wearing scuba gear and swam the Rio Grande from Juarez, Mexico to El Paso, Texas. The scuba diver identified as Hamilton F. Bumtinbone, 27, of Hackensack, New Jersey...
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Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico
President Trump signed an executive order today to unilaterally cancel the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Under the treaty at the end of the Mexican-American War, on July 4, 1848, the United States agreed to pay Mexico US$15 million for the lan...
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Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight
VENICE BEACH - Anne Heche has pretty much been out of the Hollywood spotlight since her breakup with Ellen DeGeneres and the svelte blonde says that, that's the way she likes it uh huh uh huh. Anne and Ellen had a flamingly tempestuous relationshi...
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Mexico Offers To Lend The USA $900,000
MEXICO CITY – President Andres Manuel Lopez-Obrador, aka “Timmy,” has just informed the United States ambassador that his country is offering to lend the United States $900,000. The president of Mexico stated that his government fully understands...
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Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The fantasy of millions of guys has just announced that she is now a married woman. Stacy Keibler, who broke up with George Clooney after a two-year relationship, has just tied the knot with Jared Pobre. Pobre's profess...
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The Cleveland Cavaliers May Soon Become The Cancun Cavaliers
CANCUN, Mexico - A few weeks ago LeBron James of The Miami Heat had become so upset with his ex-team the Cleveland Cavaliers organization as well as with their fans that he actually threatened to buy the team and move them to Baghdad, Iraq. Well n...
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Mexican Sombreros Alien Origins Established
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Calderone Addresses Congress in Spanish saying "me cago en la hostia" to Standing Ovation from Dems!
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The Story Behind The Legend of The Tequila Worm
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Nina Dobrev Vacations Down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Sans Ian Somerhalder
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U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana
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The Federal Government Issues A Warning About Black Market Viagra Pills
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Rush Vs Ted Cruz: "Crypto-Mexican-Scientologist-Pan-Cuban-Mexichurian-Candidate"
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Trump Wants To Rename New Mexico, Suggests Trumpsylvannia
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Mexico To Send 5,200 Troops To US Border
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Tear Down That Wall: Mexico To Dig Super Canal From Brownsville To San Diego
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Mexican Pig Dies Of 'Swine Flu'
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Bargis Tryhol - Secret Agent 004 (Chapter 7)
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Kim Kardashian Has Invited Rob Pattinson To Travel With Her Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
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Illegal Aliens Are Now Using Ultralight Planes To Cross Into The United States
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U.S. Customs Agents Confiscate 900,000 Counterfeit Gummy Bears From Tijuana, Mexico
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Europe, Mexico, Middle Eastern Countries Joke About Those Americans!
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Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too
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President Trump - Homeland Security Has Uncovered Mexican Invasion Plan
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Trump Plans To Release American Criminals Along Length Of US/Mexico Border
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History Rewritten- The American Civil War
