Trade War with China Causes Trump to Increase Immigration from Mexico
In a bizarre turn of events, two seemingly unrelated issues, Mexican immigration to the US and Chinese-USA trade negotiations, are now intertwined with results that were completely unpredictable just last week. According to White House officials, US...
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Trump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border
President Donald Trump today revealed details of his plans for the development of land in the border area with Mexico, plans which are dominated by the somewhat surprising intention to build a number of 'Supercasinos'. The casinos would, Trump say...
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Mexico Demands Wall Be Built In Aftermath Of El Paso Shootings
Sources close to the government in Mexico are saying that Mexican residents living close to the US border at El Paso are demanding that the wall US president Donald Trump has talked about building for so long, be built as soon as is humanly possible.
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Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.
"The streets of Mexico are laced with the stench of corruption." One Homeless Mexican told reporters. "It's really hard being a real homeless Mexican. Because these guys are fakes! Busking for real money with their guitars, cleaning peoples ca...
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President Trump - Homeland Security Has Uncovered Mexican Invasion Plan
US Homeland Security has uncovered what it says is a plot to invade US territory by its neighbor, Mexico, and is taking "appropriate action" to thwart this. The 'evidence' has been provided from two sources: the first, from a captured Mexican sold...
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Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico
President Trump signed an executive order today to unilaterally cancel the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Under the treaty at the end of the Mexican-American War, on July 4, 1848, the United States agreed to pay Mexico US$15 million for the lan...
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Mexican Government Collapses, Napolitano Cedes 100 Miles of US Border
Man listening to Santana deported
Trump Meets with Mexican President
US military releases aliens in Mexico
Mexican Earthquake Killed By Drug Cartel
Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman
Mexico's Most Powerful Drug Cartel, In Order To Show That It's Not So Bad, Vows To Ban Bullfighting In Mexico
Russell Brand and Kate Gosselin Sneak Off To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico For Some Flirtatious Fun In The Sun
Mexico's President Tells Illegal Aliens To Vote For President Obama
History Rewritten- The American Civil War
Mexican graveyards full so they decide to hang their dead bodies from bridges!
Mexico is exporting fags into Africa
Mexican Sombreros Alien Origins Established
Mexico City, Meheecoe (IP) - Scientists investigating numerous reports of UFO fly overs in Mexico have come to the conclusion that the Mexican sombrero is nothing more than a replica of a type of UFO commonly seen in this part of the world. They als...
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La Pelirroja Fue Hallada Descanso Del Puente Peatonal. Con Una Cuerda en Su Cuello. Sin Respirar.
Gabriela Elizabeth Muñiz Tamez, La Pelirroja Mas Fea, presunta lideresa de secuestradores hallada descano, su piel muy fría, del puente peatonal de la avenida Gonzalitos, frente a la colonia Mitras Norte en Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, estaba viva (un poqu...
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Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight
VENICE BEACH - Anne Heche has pretty much been out of the Hollywood spotlight since her breakup with Ellen DeGeneres and the svelte blonde says that, that's the way she likes it uh huh uh huh. Anne and Ellen had a flamingly tempestuous relationshi...
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Marie Osmond Explains Her Rack Reduction
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Marie Osmond was relaxing on the pristine beach down at Cabo San Lucas in a skimpy bikini bathing suit when some of the locals mistook her for Sofia Vergara. Marie, who is 54-years-old, was very flattered as she spoke to P...
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Mexicans Stealing The Wall
Donald Trump today tweeted out that he is going to seek funding for a second wall. That's right he wants a second wall to protect the first wall. Turns out that Mexicans facing high crime from American migrants and legal border crossers have been...
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The World's Number One Porn Star Ron Jeremy Confesses That After Two Dates Pippa Middleton Has Asked Him To Marry Her
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ron Jeremy, the world's most famous porn star, was down in Cabo San Lucas relaxing by the pool at The Whole Enchilada Hotel and Spa. He was asked by Polo Del Matador, a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Ole News how...
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Mexico Finally Bans Those Big, Gigantic, Silly-Looking Sombreros
MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has voted 51 to 49 to ban the use of those humongous oversized hats known as sombreros. A government spokesperson who requested anonymity stated that it is about time that the silly practice of grown men and wo...
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Hurricane Alex Slams Into Northern Mexico Destroying Mexican Restaurants, Piñata Factories, and A Huge Maracas Plant
CIUDAD ENCHILADA, Mexico - Hurricane Alexander aka Alex slammed into Northern Mexico lashing out with 105 mile per hour winds. The category 2 hurricane, which is known as Alejandro in Mexico, immediately scattered dozens of burro herds, some of wh...
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Vigilante Warriors Reduce Crime in Mexico
The global watchdog group, OSRV, said, Friday, it found "reasonable evidence" that a group of skinheads successfully spread the mysterious hantaviruses in Ciudad Juárez, Mexico to reduce the world crime rate and save human life. The data was conta...
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Val Kilmer Loses Tax Refund Case
Val Kilmer and ex-wife Joanne Whalley lost a decision in the New Mexico State Court of Appeals in which they claimed a refund of $300 000 from the IRS. The couple claimed the tax refund because Whalley had moved to California in the latter part of th...
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border
As the seven migrant caravans move ever closer to the US/Mexico border, President Donald Trump received a major boost earlier today, when the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders vowed to 'stand their ground' in the faces of the invaders, and to dance to the...
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Trump Declares War On Mexico After USA Gold Cup Loss
President Donald Trump has said that as a result of the 2019 Gold Cup final defeat the United States suffered at the hands of Mexico, the two countries are now in a state of war. The US women's team became World Cup champions by beating the Nether...
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Climbing Equipment Shops Now Opening On Mexican Border
Several shops selling climbing equipment have opened in close proximity to the US/Mexico border, the Spoof understands. The shops are small units, but are well-stocked with a variety of professional climbing attire and tools. Amongst other items,...
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Mexico To Smother Drug Gang Fire With Huge Water Hose
MEXICO - In a special, televised, speech last Tuesday, Mexico President, Felipe Calderón, announced his new anti-drug plan to wash away illegal drugs and drug smugglers by literally drowning them out with pressurized water blasted from a 1500-mile-l...
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Atypical swinefever blamed at Mexican convent school
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With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote
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"Patches" Kennedy Caught Trying to Suck Worm from Quart of Tequila with Straw To Show Support for Felipe Caldreron!
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The Story Behind The Legend of The Tequila Worm
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The Reasons Mitt Romney Is Taking A Trip To Mexico
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Lady Gaga Ordered To Go On A Diet
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Marijuana Filled Footballs To Be Tossed Over The Border Fence
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Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says Kate Upton Has The Prettiest Birthday Suit He Has Ever Seen
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US Border Police Concerned As Last Of Mexicans Crosses Border Into US
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Tear Down That Wall: Mexico To Dig Super Canal From Brownsville To San Diego
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Minuteman Militia Extends Mexican Tunnel to USA
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Swine Flu Latest: Kissing Banned In Mexico
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Not Going Loco Down In Acapulco
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Bi Lingual Obama Addresses Congressional Black Caucus in Ebonics; Hispanics 'Outraged!'
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Stacy Keibler Says President Obama Has Promised Her An Ambassadorship
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Illegal Aliens Are Now Using Ultralight Planes To Cross Into The United States
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Prezident Obummer calls for investigation of airline fatality
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Clinton Apologizes To Mexico For Using The Phrase "Going South"
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Trump Retweets Racist Image Of Mitt Romney As A Mexican
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Melania Trump Applies for Political Asylum in Mexico
