Funny story - Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky

Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky

SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that the destroyer Pancho Villa has just shot a Russian surveillance plane out of the Ukrainian sky. The plane is worth $63 million and was the pride and joy of the…

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Funny story - Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico

Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – Meghan Markle, her prince Harry, and Kim Kardashian were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Kim’s husband Kanye, could not make it because he had an infected uvula, plus he is allergic to mariachi music. But th...

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Funny story - The Reason Why Tijuana, Mexico Has Cancelled It's Cinco de Mayo Celebration

The Reason Why Tijuana, Mexico Has Cancelled It's Cinco de Mayo Celebration

TIJUANA, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's El Ole News has just announced that it is canceling its yearly Cinco de Mayo festivities. A spokesperson for the Tijuana city council explained that in a city where gunfire rages almost 24/7, the town lea…

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Funny story - Mexico Is Preparing To Invade Guatemala

Mexico Is Preparing To Invade Guatemala

MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of The Land of Ole, Ole, Ole, state that the Republic of Mexico has had it with the drug antics of Guatemala. Mexico's President Andres "Andy" Lopez Obrador, points out that he has warned the drug c…

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Funny story - Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

VENICE BEACH - Anne Heche has pretty much been out of the Hollywood spotlight since her breakup with Ellen DeGeneres and the svelte blonde says that, that's the way she likes it uh huh uh huh. Anne and Ellen had a flamingly tempestuous relationshi...

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Funny story - Hillbillies gets rich in Mexico

Hillbillies gets rich in Mexico

Mexico (News of the World) — From steamed Tamales to hot pot Menudo, traditional Mexican food has often proved hugely popular in the West. Now, Mexican restaurant owners are hoping they have found the next delicacy to crack the tourist market --…

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Funny story - Mexican man still wishes to live in United States

Mexican man still wishes to live in United States

(Tijuana, Mexico), Enrique Gonzales, a 33 year old Mexican laborer, says he would still like to live in the United States even though his country now has a higher standard of living.

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Funny story - Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Her Brand New Pussy Tattoo

Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Her Brand New Pussy Tattoo

BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene was in Baltimore for an appointment with her gynecologist. Boom Boom News has learned that MTG has an ingrown nipple that she is getting looked at (the left one). BBN's Hacienda…

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Funny story - Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.

Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.

"The streets of Mexico are laced with the stench of corruption." One Homeless Mexican told reporters. "It's really hard being a real homeless Mexican. Because these guys are fakes! Busking for real money with their guitars, cleaning peoples ca...

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Funny story - Britney Spears Desperate For Money Agrees To Pose Naked In Playboy

Britney Spears Desperate For Money Agrees To Pose Naked In Playboy

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that the singer who was known as the “Princess of Pop,” has really been through tons of stress due to her lawsuits against her father, her step uncle, and her second cousin twice removed; once forcibly.

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Funny story - Federal Police In Mexico Capture a Gang That Was Poaching Fighting Bulls

Federal Police In Mexico Capture a Gang That Was Poaching Fighting Bulls

MEXICALI, Mexico - (Spoof News) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that federal agents have captured a gang of Sinaloan rustlers. The trio of former maracas factory workers were caught red handed on the fighting bull ranch of Panchito Juanito C…

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Funny story - The San Andreas Fault Has Been Fixed

The San Andreas Fault Has Been Fixed

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Over 36 teams of construction workers worked round the clock for two months to fix the San Andreas Fault. The excellent, hard-working workers, who were brought in from Mexicali, Mexico, worked 12-hours shifts, and fin…

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Funny story - Mexico Sends The Destroyer Pancho Villa To Aid Ukraine In Their War Against The Invading Commies

Mexico Sends The Destroyer Pancho Villa To Aid Ukraine In Their War Against The Invading Commies

MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The president of Mexico, Andres "Andy" Manuel Lopez Obrador, has just announced that the Republic of Mexico will be sending the destroyer "Pancho Villa" to assist Ukraine in its war with the invading bastard commies.

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Funny story - Mexico Shoots Down A Chinese Spy Balloon

Mexico Shoots Down A Chinese Spy Balloon

MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Mexico) is reporting that the Mexican Air Force has shot down a Chinese Spy Balloon just outside of Tijuana. A spokesperson for the Air Force said that Captain Jose Juan Julian Burrito piloting an F-16…

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Funny story - Melania Trump and Her NBA Boyfriend LeBron James Are Vacationing Down In Cancun, Mexico

Melania Trump and Her NBA Boyfriend LeBron James Are Vacationing Down In Cancun, Mexico

CANCUN, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's national news agency Las Maracas, reporter Tostada Del Toro, is reporting that "Lovebirds," Melania Trump, 52, and her much younger boyfriend, L.A. Lakers super star LeBron James,37, are having a ball down in…

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Funny story - A Fighting Bull In The Mexicali Bullring Jumps Into The Stands and Attacks Dozens of Spectators, Including a Taco Vendor, a Beer Vendor, and a PETA Representative

A Fighting Bull In The Mexicali Bullring Jumps Into The Stands and Attacks Dozens of Spectators, Including a Taco Vendor, a Beer Vendor, and a PETA Representative

MEXICALI, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency has commented that during the last fight of the afternoon, the featured bull, named El Bravisimo Numero Ocho, suddenly lost his footing and ended up in the first row of the Salma H…

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Funny story - McDonalds is panicking due to the sesame seed shortage

McDonalds is panicking due to the sesame seed shortage

Boom Boom News reporter Tilapia Frisbee has informed the fast food media that the Mickey D powers that be are extremely concerned about the sesame seed shortage. As everyone knows, Big Mac burger buns are topped off with over 70 sesame seeds. T…

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Funny story - Mexico's Famed 49th Air Force Division Is Heading To Fight The Russians In The Russian-Ukrainian War

Mexico's Famed 49th Air Force Division Is Heading To Fight The Russians In The Russian-Ukrainian War

MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency has just stated that Mexico is sending their pride and joy, The 49th Air Force Flying Division to the Ukraine. The air force group nicknamed "Los Matadores" consists of fighter jets, bomber…

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Funny story - U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana

U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana

EL PASO - United States Border Patrol agents have reported that they've just shot down a drone that crossed over from Mexico into the United States. A spokesperson for the Border Patrol stated that the drone was truly a state of the art drone and...

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Funny story - Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo’s crack reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that former lovebirds, Jen & Ben, were spotted drinking avocado margaritas and munching on El Machote Fiery Hot Corn Chips down in sunn…

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