Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that the destroyer Pancho Villa has just shot a Russian surveillance plane out of the Ukrainian sky. The plane is worth $63 million and was the pride and joy of the…
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Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – Meghan Markle, her prince Harry, and Kim Kardashian were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Kim’s husband Kanye, could not make it because he had an infected uvula, plus he is allergic to mariachi music. But th...
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The Reason Why Tijuana, Mexico Has Cancelled It's Cinco de Mayo Celebration
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's El Ole News has just announced that it is canceling its yearly Cinco de Mayo festivities. A spokesperson for the Tijuana city council explained that in a city where gunfire rages almost 24/7, the town lea…
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Mexico Is Preparing To Invade Guatemala
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of The Land of Ole, Ole, Ole, state that the Republic of Mexico has had it with the drug antics of Guatemala. Mexico's President Andres "Andy" Lopez Obrador, points out that he has warned the drug c…
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Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight
VENICE BEACH - Anne Heche has pretty much been out of the Hollywood spotlight since her breakup with Ellen DeGeneres and the svelte blonde says that, that's the way she likes it uh huh uh huh. Anne and Ellen had a flamingly tempestuous relationshi...
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Hillbillies gets rich in Mexico
Mexico (News of the World) — From steamed Tamales to hot pot Menudo, traditional Mexican food has often proved hugely popular in the West. Now, Mexican restaurant owners are hoping they have found the next delicacy to crack the tourist market --…
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La Pelirroja Fue Hallada Descanso Del Puente Peatonal. Con Una Cuerda en Su Cuello. Sin Respirar.
Sofia Vergara Recalls The Day She Met Donald Trump
U.S. Customs Agents Confiscate 900,000 Counterfeit Gummy Bears From Tijuana, Mexico
McDonald's New Guacamole McMuffin Is Selling Like Hot Cakes
The Harlem Globetrotters Are Moving To Guadalajara, Mexico
The World’s Greatest Bullfighter "El Gazpacho" Is Gored In Tijuana, Mexico
Hijacker "La Pelirroja" Found Resting On Footbridge In Mexico. With a Rope Around Her Neck. Not Breathing.
Mexico Finally Bans Those Big, Gigantic, Silly-Looking Sombreros
Corona Beer May Be Changing Its Name
Mexico Scrambles 2 Fighter Jets After Detecting An Unidentified Flying Object The Size of Tijuana
Mexican Sombreros Alien Origins Established
The Story Behind The Legend of The Tequila Worm
Mexican man still wishes to live in United States
(Tijuana, Mexico), Enrique Gonzales, a 33 year old Mexican laborer, says he would still like to live in the United States even though his country now has a higher standard of living.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Her Brand New Pussy Tattoo
BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene was in Baltimore for an appointment with her gynecologist. Boom Boom News has learned that MTG has an ingrown nipple that she is getting looked at (the left one). BBN's Hacienda…
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Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.
"The streets of Mexico are laced with the stench of corruption." One Homeless Mexican told reporters. "It's really hard being a real homeless Mexican. Because these guys are fakes! Busking for real money with their guitars, cleaning peoples ca...
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Britney Spears Desperate For Money Agrees To Pose Naked In Playboy
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that the singer who was known as the “Princess of Pop,” has really been through tons of stress due to her lawsuits against her father, her step uncle, and her second cousin twice removed; once forcibly.
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Federal Police In Mexico Capture a Gang That Was Poaching Fighting Bulls
MEXICALI, Mexico - (Spoof News) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that federal agents have captured a gang of Sinaloan rustlers. The trio of former maracas factory workers were caught red handed on the fighting bull ranch of Panchito Juanito C…
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The San Andreas Fault Has Been Fixed
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Over 36 teams of construction workers worked round the clock for two months to fix the San Andreas Fault. The excellent, hard-working workers, who were brought in from Mexicali, Mexico, worked 12-hours shifts, and fin…
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Mexico Sends The Destroyer Pancho Villa To Aid Ukraine In Their War Against The Invading Commies
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The president of Mexico, Andres "Andy" Manuel Lopez Obrador, has just announced that the Republic of Mexico will be sending the destroyer "Pancho Villa" to assist Ukraine in its war with the invading bastard commies.
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Mexico Shoots Down A Chinese Spy Balloon
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Mexico) is reporting that the Mexican Air Force has shot down a Chinese Spy Balloon just outside of Tijuana. A spokesperson for the Air Force said that Captain Jose Juan Julian Burrito piloting an F-16…
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Melania Trump and Her NBA Boyfriend LeBron James Are Vacationing Down In Cancun, Mexico
CANCUN, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's national news agency Las Maracas, reporter Tostada Del Toro, is reporting that "Lovebirds," Melania Trump, 52, and her much younger boyfriend, L.A. Lakers super star LeBron James,37, are having a ball down in…
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A Fighting Bull In The Mexicali Bullring Jumps Into The Stands and Attacks Dozens of Spectators, Including a Taco Vendor, a Beer Vendor, and a PETA Representative
MEXICALI, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency has commented that during the last fight of the afternoon, the featured bull, named El Bravisimo Numero Ocho, suddenly lost his footing and ended up in the first row of the Salma H…
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McDonalds is panicking due to the sesame seed shortage
Boom Boom News reporter Tilapia Frisbee has informed the fast food media that the Mickey D powers that be are extremely concerned about the sesame seed shortage. As everyone knows, Big Mac burger buns are topped off with over 70 sesame seeds. T…
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Mexico's Famed 49th Air Force Division Is Heading To Fight The Russians In The Russian-Ukrainian War
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency has just stated that Mexico is sending their pride and joy, The 49th Air Force Flying Division to the Ukraine. The air force group nicknamed "Los Matadores" consists of fighter jets, bomber…
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U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana
EL PASO - United States Border Patrol agents have reported that they've just shot down a drone that crossed over from Mexico into the United States. A spokesperson for the Border Patrol stated that the drone was truly a state of the art drone and...
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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo’s crack reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that former lovebirds, Jen & Ben, were spotted drinking avocado margaritas and munching on El Machote Fiery Hot Corn Chips down in sunn…
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Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.
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U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana
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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
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A Fighting Bull In The Mexicali Bullring Jumps Into The Stands and Attacks Dozens of Spectators, Including a Taco Vendor, a Beer Vendor, and a PETA Representative
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The San Andreas Fault Has Been Fixed
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Mexico Sends The Destroyer Pancho Villa To Aid Ukraine In Their War Against The Invading Commies
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Mexico Shoots Down A Chinese Spy Balloon
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Federal Police In Mexico Capture a Gang That Was Poaching Fighting Bulls
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Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky
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McDonalds is panicking due to the sesame seed shortage
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Mexican man still wishes to live in United States
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Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight
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Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico
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Britney Spears Desperate For Money Agrees To Pose Naked In Playboy
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Her Brand New Pussy Tattoo
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Melania Trump and Her NBA Boyfriend LeBron James Are Vacationing Down In Cancun, Mexico
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Hillbillies gets rich in Mexico
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Mexico's Famed 49th Air Force Division Is Heading To Fight The Russians In The Russian-Ukrainian War
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Mexico Is Preparing To Invade Guatemala
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The Reason Why Tijuana, Mexico Has Cancelled It's Cinco de Mayo Celebration
