Cabo San Lucas has the prettiest and sexiest girls south of the border
Boom Boom News (Mexico) is reporting that the tourist town of Cabo San Lucas, has the distinction of having the sexiest, smartest, and the prettiest women south of the border. The mayor of Cabo, Timothy "The Stud" Cerveceria, who became a milliona…
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Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that the destroyer Pancho Villa has just shot a Russian surveillance plane out of the Ukrainian sky. The plane is worth $63 million and was the pride and joy of the…
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A burro herder discovers gold in The Pico de Gallo Mountains
Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that a burro herder, who was deeply engrossed in digging a hole, stumbled upon something so dazzling in the dirt that it nearly blinded him with shock and amazement. The sun glinted off the object, casting a gol…
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Mexico Is Preparing To Invade Guatemala
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of The Land of Ole, Ole, Ole, state that the Republic of Mexico has had it with the drug antics of Guatemala. Mexico's President Andres "Andy" Lopez Obrador, points out that he has warned the drug c…
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A bullfight in Tijuana is halted after the bull molests the Matador
In a 'WHAT THE HELL?' department, a bullfight in Tijuana, Mexico was suddenly halted after the bull physically assaulted the bullfighter. The matador, who is so damn embarrassed, he begged the news media not to reveal his name, was taken to the bu…
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Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – Meghan Markle, her prince Harry, and Kim Kardashian were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Kim’s husband Kanye, could not make it because he had an infected uvula, plus he is allergic to mariachi music. But th...
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La Pelirroja Fue Hallada Descanso Del Puente Peatonal. Con Una Cuerda en Su Cuello. Sin Respirar.
A Fighting Bull In The Mexicali Bullring Jumps Into The Stands and Attacks Dozens of Spectators, Including a Taco Vendor, a Beer Vendor, and a PETA Representative
Hijacker "La Pelirroja" Found Resting On Footbridge In Mexico. With a Rope Around Her Neck. Not Breathing.
Britney Spears Desperate For Money Agrees To Pose Naked In Playboy
Kate Gosselin Discloses The Location and The Reason For Her Very Intimate Tattoo
Russia is preparing to invade Iraq
Marie Osmond Explains Her Rack Reduction
Las Cruces, NM Being Sued Because of City Name, Logo
Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
The Story Behind The Legend of The Tequila Worm
The Harlem Globetrotters Are Moving To Guadalajara, Mexico
Hillbillies gets rich in Mexico
Mexico (News of the World) — From steamed Tamales to hot pot Menudo, traditional Mexican food has often proved hugely popular in the West. Now, Mexican restaurant owners are hoping they have found the next delicacy to crack the tourist market --…
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Her Brand New Pussy Tattoo
BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene was in Baltimore for an appointment with her gynecologist. Boom Boom News has learned that MTG has an ingrown nipple that she is getting looked at (the left one). BBN's Hacienda…
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Four Americans Treated Like Mexicans
Four renegade Americans jumped over the border wall into Mexico, and the Mexicans took things from there. Reporters have noticed the similarity to what Trump did to Mexican men, woman and children, and all those dog cages, but the Republicans know…
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A man in Tijuana, Mexico says his pet roadrunner named "Panchito' loves drinking beer
From the world of unusual pet stories comes this article from the Vox Populi News Agency's Tapioca Swizzle. There is a retired bullfight cerveza vendor, named Juan Jose Maracas, 68, who lives in Tijuana, Mexico. Jay-Jay, as his urologist calls…
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Mexico's Famed 49th Air Force Division Is Heading To Fight The Russians In The Russian-Ukrainian War
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency has just stated that Mexico is sending their pride and joy, The 49th Air Force Flying Division to the Ukraine. The air force group nicknamed "Los Matadores" consists of fighter jets, bomber…
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Melania Trump and Her NBA Boyfriend LeBron James Are Vacationing Down In Cancun, Mexico
CANCUN, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's national news agency Las Maracas, reporter Tostada Del Toro, is reporting that "Lovebirds," Melania Trump, 52, and her much younger boyfriend, L.A. Lakers super star LeBron James,37, are having a ball down in…
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Federal Police In Mexico Capture a Gang That Was Poaching Fighting Bulls
MEXICALI, Mexico - (Spoof News) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that federal agents have captured a gang of Sinaloan rustlers. The trio of former maracas factory workers were caught red handed on the fighting bull ranch of Panchito Juanito C…
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Sofia Vergara Recalls The Day She Met Donald Trump
HOLLYWOOD – The hottest sex symbol in Tinsel Town these days is none other than the Colombian firecracker, Sofia Vergara. The stunning Latina actress has stirred up more men’s fantasies than all the swizzle sticks in Las Vegas. Vergara recently...
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Mexico Buys A Spy Balloon From China And You Won't Believe What It Plans To Do With It
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - El Ole News reports that the President of Mexico, Andres "Andy" Manuel Lopez Obrador, has just purchased a used spy balloon from the Republic of China for 10,000 pesos [$500 US]. President Andy said that his country g…
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The Reason Why Tijuana, Mexico Has Cancelled It's Cinco de Mayo Celebration
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's El Ole News has just announced that it is canceling its yearly Cinco de Mayo festivities. A spokesperson for the Tijuana city council explained that in a city where gunfire rages almost 24/7, the town lea…
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Mexico Sends The Destroyer Pancho Villa To Aid Ukraine In Their War Against The Invading Commies
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The president of Mexico, Andres "Andy" Manuel Lopez Obrador, has just announced that the Republic of Mexico will be sending the destroyer "Pancho Villa" to assist Ukraine in its war with the invading bastard commies.
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Mexico Scrambles 2 Fighter Jets After Detecting An Unidentified Flying Object The Size of Tijuana
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency reports that the Mexican Air Force scrambled two F-99 Matador fighter jets, after it detected a UFO that appeared on the radar screen to be roughly the size of the border city…
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Mexico Shoots Down A Chinese Spy Balloon
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Mexico) is reporting that the Mexican Air Force has shot down a Chinese Spy Balloon just outside of Tijuana. A spokesperson for the Air Force said that Captain Jose Juan Julian Burrito piloting an F-16…
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Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico
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Sofia Vergara Recalls The Day She Met Donald Trump
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Mexico Scrambles 2 Fighter Jets After Detecting An Unidentified Flying Object The Size of Tijuana
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Mexico Shoots Down A Chinese Spy Balloon
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Mexico Buys A Spy Balloon From China And You Won't Believe What It Plans To Do With It
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Four Americans Treated Like Mexicans
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The Reason Why Tijuana, Mexico Has Cancelled It's Cinco de Mayo Celebration
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A burro herder discovers gold in The Pico de Gallo Mountains
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Cabo San Lucas has the prettiest and sexiest girls south of the border
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A man in Tijuana, Mexico says his pet roadrunner named "Panchito' loves drinking beer
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Mexican man still wishes to live in United States
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Her Brand New Pussy Tattoo
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Melania Trump and Her NBA Boyfriend LeBron James Are Vacationing Down In Cancun, Mexico
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Mexico Sends The Destroyer Pancho Villa To Aid Ukraine In Their War Against The Invading Commies
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Hillbillies gets rich in Mexico
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Mexico's Famed 49th Air Force Division Is Heading To Fight The Russians In The Russian-Ukrainian War
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Mexico Is Preparing To Invade Guatemala
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Federal Police In Mexico Capture a Gang That Was Poaching Fighting Bulls
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Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky
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A bullfight in Tijuana is halted after the bull molests the Matador
