Funny story - Donald Trump Colluded With Mexico In Order To Get A Shipment of Tamales

Donald Trump Colluded With Mexico In Order To Get A Shipment of Tamales

MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – Mexico’s El Olè News Agency has verified that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump colluded with Mexico in order to work out a deal to receive 21,000 dozen pork tamales in exchange for $270,000 cash. At first Trump told Mexic…

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Funny story - Major League Baseball, In An Amazing Announcement, Says That The 2022 World Series Will Be Played In Mexico City

Major League Baseball, In An Amazing Announcement, Says That The 2022 World Series Will Be Played In Mexico City

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob “The Robster” Manfred has just informed the world-wide sports media of an astounding decision; never before done in the annals of sports. Manfred has stated that he has decid…

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Funny story - A Fighting Bull In The Mexicali Bullring Jumps Into The Stands and Attacks Dozens of Spectators, Including a Taco Vendor, a Beer Vendor, and a PETA Representative

A Fighting Bull In The Mexicali Bullring Jumps Into The Stands and Attacks Dozens of Spectators, Including a Taco Vendor, a Beer Vendor, and a PETA Representative

MEXICALI, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency has commented that during the last fight of the afternoon, the featured bull, named El Bravisimo Numero Ocho, suddenly lost his footing and ended up in the first row of the Salma H…

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Funny story - Trump Declares War On Mexico After USA Gold Cup Loss

Trump Declares War On Mexico After USA Gold Cup Loss

President Donald Trump has said that as a result of the 2019 Gold Cup final defeat the United States suffered at the hands of Mexico, the two countries are now in a state of war. The US women's team became World Cup champions by beating the Nether...

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Funny story - Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

VENICE BEACH - Anne Heche has pretty much been out of the Hollywood spotlight since her breakup with Ellen DeGeneres and the svelte blonde says that, that's the way she likes it uh huh uh huh. Anne and Ellen had a flamingly tempestuous relationshi...

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Funny story - The World’s Greatest Bullfighter "El Gazpacho" Is Gored In Tijuana, Mexico

The World’s Greatest Bullfighter "El Gazpacho" Is Gored In Tijuana, Mexico

TIJUANA, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Mexico’s News Agency El Ole, has just reported that the great Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, who is known as “El Gazpacho” was gored in Tijuana’s famed Mrs. Pancho Villa Bullring. The native of Madrid, Spain, was…

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Funny story - Mexico Takes The Gold Medal In The Beijing Olympics Snowman Making Event

Mexico Takes The Gold Medal In The Beijing Olympics Snowman Making Event

BEIJING, China – (Sports News) - The Republic of Mexico has just won gold in the brand new Winter Oympics Snowman Making Event. China’s Fortune Cookie News Agency reports that it is the first gold medal that Mexico has received in over 100 years.

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Funny story - McDonald's New Guacamole McMuffin Is Selling Like Hot Cakes

McDonald's New Guacamole McMuffin Is Selling Like Hot Cakes

CHICAGO - (Business Satire) - The McDonalds Corporation has just announced that their latest menu item is having great success all over the world. A spokeswoman for Mickey D's, Wanda Sue Simon, who recently divorced her husband of 29 years, stated…

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Funny story - Mexico Finally Bans Those Big, Gigantic, Silly-Looking Sombreros

Mexico Finally Bans Those Big, Gigantic, Silly-Looking Sombreros

MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has voted 51 to 49 to ban the use of those humongous oversized hats known as sombreros. A government spokesperson who requested anonymity stated that it is about time that the silly practice of grown men and wo...

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Funny story - Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Her Brand New Pussy Tattoo

Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Her Brand New Pussy Tattoo

BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene was in Baltimore for an appointment with her gynecologist. Boom Boom News has learned that MTG has an ingrown nipple that she is getting looked at (the left one). BBN's Hacienda…

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Funny story - Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico

Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – Meghan Markle, her prince Harry, and Kim Kardashian were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Kim’s husband Kanye, could not make it because he had an infected uvula, plus he is allergic to mariachi music. But th...

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Funny story - Mexico Asks US To Increase Height Of Border Wall

Mexico Asks US To Increase Height Of Border Wall

With the Coronavirus now spreading through all US states like wildfire, the number of positive cases having risen above 14 million, and deaths currently heading for 300,000, the Mexican government has asked Donald Trump if he wouldn't mind finishing…

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Funny story - Mexico is Now Requiring That All Bullfight Bulls Must Be Vaccinated Against The Delta Dawn Virus

Mexico is Now Requiring That All Bullfight Bulls Must Be Vaccinated Against The Delta Dawn Virus

TIJUANA, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency, has just informed the bullfighting public, that effective immediately, all bulls participating in bullfights will be required to be vaccinated against the Delta Dawn Virus. A sp…

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Funny story - El Chapo’s Stunningly Beautiful Wife Enters Into a Plea Bargain Deal

El Chapo’s Stunningly Beautiful Wife Enters Into a Plea Bargain Deal

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reporter Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News, has been following the life of El Chapo’s wife, ever since she won The Tequila & Papaya Festival beauty pageant at the age of 17, in 2007, in Mexico. Miss Fiddle…

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Funny story - Mexico Says That They Are Going To Finish Building The US–Mexico Wall and Guatemala is Going to Pay For It

Mexico Says That They Are Going To Finish Building The US–Mexico Wall and Guatemala is Going to Pay For It

MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The government of Mexico is still extremely concerned about the number of COVID-19 cases in the United States; even though they have gone down drastically. With border states California, Arizona, and New Mexico still…

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Funny story - Mexican man still wishes to live in United States

Mexican man still wishes to live in United States

(Tijuana, Mexico), Enrique Gonzales, a 33 year old Mexican laborer, says he would still like to live in the United States even though his country now has a higher standard of living.

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Funny story - Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo’s crack reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that former lovebirds, Jen & Ben, were spotted drinking avocado margaritas and munching on El Machote Fiery Hot Corn Chips down in sunn…

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Funny story - Mexico Scrambles 2 Fighter Jets After Detecting An Unidentified Flying Object The Size of Tijuana

Mexico Scrambles 2 Fighter Jets After Detecting An Unidentified Flying Object The Size of Tijuana

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency reports that the Mexican Air Force scrambled two F-99 Matador fighter jets, after it detected a UFO that appeared on the radar screen to be roughly the size of the border city…

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Funny story - Ashton Kutcher Shoots Down The Rumor That He And Ex-Wife Demi Moore's Daughter Rumer Willis Are An Item

Ashton Kutcher Shoots Down The Rumor That He And Ex-Wife Demi Moore's Daughter Rumer Willis Are An Item

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashton Kutcher, who is no stranger to the Tinsel Town "Rumor Mill," decided to get away from the hustle and bustle of "El Lay" and traveled down to Cabo San Lucas, which is regarded by many of Hollywood's elite as the French...

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Funny story - The Harlem Globetrotters Are Moving To Guadalajara, Mexico

The Harlem Globetrotters Are Moving To Guadalajara, Mexico

HARLEM, New York – (Sports Satire) – America’s premier exhibition basketball team has been around since 1926 (95 years), and they have decided that it's time to move. The world-famous Harlem Globetrotters have voted to leave Harlem for the much m…

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