Donald Trump Colluded With Mexico In Order To Get A Shipment of Tamales
MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – Mexico’s El Olè News Agency has verified that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump colluded with Mexico in order to work out a deal to receive 21,000 dozen pork tamales in exchange for $270,000 cash. At first Trump told Mexic…
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Major League Baseball, In An Amazing Announcement, Says That The 2022 World Series Will Be Played In Mexico City
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob “The Robster” Manfred has just informed the world-wide sports media of an astounding decision; never before done in the annals of sports. Manfred has stated that he has decid…
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A Fighting Bull In The Mexicali Bullring Jumps Into The Stands and Attacks Dozens of Spectators, Including a Taco Vendor, a Beer Vendor, and a PETA Representative
MEXICALI, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency has commented that during the last fight of the afternoon, the featured bull, named El Bravisimo Numero Ocho, suddenly lost his footing and ended up in the first row of the Salma H…
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Trump Declares War On Mexico After USA Gold Cup Loss
President Donald Trump has said that as a result of the 2019 Gold Cup final defeat the United States suffered at the hands of Mexico, the two countries are now in a state of war. The US women's team became World Cup champions by beating the Nether...
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Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight
VENICE BEACH - Anne Heche has pretty much been out of the Hollywood spotlight since her breakup with Ellen DeGeneres and the svelte blonde says that, that's the way she likes it uh huh uh huh. Anne and Ellen had a flamingly tempestuous relationshi...
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The World’s Greatest Bullfighter "El Gazpacho" Is Gored In Tijuana, Mexico
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Mexico’s News Agency El Ole, has just reported that the great Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, who is known as “El Gazpacho” was gored in Tijuana’s famed Mrs. Pancho Villa Bullring. The native of Madrid, Spain, was…
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Europe, Mexico, Middle Eastern Countries Joke About Those Americans!
One of The Nation’s Most Infamous Prostitutes Says Her Business Has Dropped Off By 91% Because of The COVID-19
The Story Behind The Legend of The Tequila Worm
Thousands of Illegal Aliens Return To Mexico To Celebrate Mexican Independence Day
US- Mexico Border Wall Inspectors Find That Beavers Are Eating The Friggin’ Wall
Lady Gaga and Kate Gosselin Were Spotted Sunbathing Down in Cozumel, Mexico
Illegal Immigration Spreads Southward to Mexico
Mexico Has Decided To Legalize Marijuana
El Chapo's Sons in Gun Battle During 'Take Your Child to Work Day'
Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.
Corona Beer May Be Changing Its Name
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler To Star In The Vampire Birthers
Mexico Takes The Gold Medal In The Beijing Olympics Snowman Making Event
BEIJING, China – (Sports News) - The Republic of Mexico has just won gold in the brand new Winter Oympics Snowman Making Event. China’s Fortune Cookie News Agency reports that it is the first gold medal that Mexico has received in over 100 years.
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McDonald's New Guacamole McMuffin Is Selling Like Hot Cakes
CHICAGO - (Business Satire) - The McDonalds Corporation has just announced that their latest menu item is having great success all over the world. A spokeswoman for Mickey D's, Wanda Sue Simon, who recently divorced her husband of 29 years, stated…
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Mexico Finally Bans Those Big, Gigantic, Silly-Looking Sombreros
MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has voted 51 to 49 to ban the use of those humongous oversized hats known as sombreros. A government spokesperson who requested anonymity stated that it is about time that the silly practice of grown men and wo...
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Her Brand New Pussy Tattoo
BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene was in Baltimore for an appointment with her gynecologist. Boom Boom News has learned that MTG has an ingrown nipple that she is getting looked at (the left one). BBN's Hacienda…
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Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – Meghan Markle, her prince Harry, and Kim Kardashian were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Kim’s husband Kanye, could not make it because he had an infected uvula, plus he is allergic to mariachi music. But th...
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Mexico Asks US To Increase Height Of Border Wall
With the Coronavirus now spreading through all US states like wildfire, the number of positive cases having risen above 14 million, and deaths currently heading for 300,000, the Mexican government has asked Donald Trump if he wouldn't mind finishing…
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Mexico is Now Requiring That All Bullfight Bulls Must Be Vaccinated Against The Delta Dawn Virus
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency, has just informed the bullfighting public, that effective immediately, all bulls participating in bullfights will be required to be vaccinated against the Delta Dawn Virus. A sp…
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El Chapo’s Stunningly Beautiful Wife Enters Into a Plea Bargain Deal
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reporter Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News, has been following the life of El Chapo’s wife, ever since she won The Tequila & Papaya Festival beauty pageant at the age of 17, in 2007, in Mexico. Miss Fiddle…
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Mexico Says That They Are Going To Finish Building The US–Mexico Wall and Guatemala is Going to Pay For It
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The government of Mexico is still extremely concerned about the number of COVID-19 cases in the United States; even though they have gone down drastically. With border states California, Arizona, and New Mexico still…
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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo’s crack reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that former lovebirds, Jen & Ben, were spotted drinking avocado margaritas and munching on El Machote Fiery Hot Corn Chips down in sunn…
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Mexico Scrambles 2 Fighter Jets After Detecting An Unidentified Flying Object The Size of Tijuana
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency reports that the Mexican Air Force scrambled two F-99 Matador fighter jets, after it detected a UFO that appeared on the radar screen to be roughly the size of the border city…
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Ashton Kutcher Shoots Down The Rumor That He And Ex-Wife Demi Moore's Daughter Rumer Willis Are An Item
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashton Kutcher, who is no stranger to the Tinsel Town "Rumor Mill," decided to get away from the hustle and bustle of "El Lay" and traveled down to Cabo San Lucas, which is regarded by many of Hollywood's elite as the French...
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The Harlem Globetrotters Are Moving To Guadalajara, Mexico
HARLEM, New York – (Sports Satire) – America’s premier exhibition basketball team has been around since 1926 (95 years), and they have decided that it's time to move. The world-famous Harlem Globetrotters have voted to leave Harlem for the much m…
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"Patches" Kennedy Caught Trying to Suck Worm from Quart of Tequila with Straw To Show Support for Felipe Caldreron!
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Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!
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Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler Both Deny A Lesbian Romp In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
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Kate Gosselin Discloses The Location and The Reason For Her Very Intimate Tattoo
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Marie Osmond Explains Her Rack Reduction
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Melania Trump Applies for Political Asylum in Mexico
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Mexico To Close The US-Mexico Border Because of EL C-19
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Trump To Pardon Children In Cages
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Cancun, Mexico is Trying To Lure The Pirates Away From Pittsburgh
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Beyonce Has Just Bought The Tijuana Tamale Packers of Mexico’s Baja California Football League
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Las Cruces, NM Being Sued Because of City Name, Logo
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La Pelirroja Fue Hallada Descanso Del Puente Peatonal. Con Una Cuerda en Su Cuello. Sin Respirar.
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Julia Roberts Is Devastated That Her Movie "Larry Crowne" Is A Box-Office Bomb
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Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman
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Statue of Liberty to Huddled Masses: F___ Off
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Mexicans Stealing The Wall
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Mexico Demands Wall Be Built In Aftermath Of El Paso Shootings
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Two Million U.S. Presidential Election Ballots Are Discovered in a Dumpster in Mexico
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Dancing With The Stars Denies They Eliminated Gleb Savchenko and Crishell Stause Because of Their Hot and Heavy Affair
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Britney Spears Desperate For Money Agrees To Pose Naked In Playboy
