Trump Plans To Release Lions Along Mexican Border
President Donald Trump has revealed a new and innovative plan to control the unchecked flow of illegal immigrants across the US border with Mexico - he will release a pride of lions to patrol the area. Trump was writing on Twitter about his annoya...
Read full storyTrump Plans To Release American Criminals Along Length Of US/Mexico Border
Hamstrung by the Democrat Party's stubborn refusal to agree to the public funding of his Mexican Wall project, President Donald Trump has hatched a new idea to protect the country's precious southern border - he will release thousands of America's ow...
Read full storyTrump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border
President Donald Trump today revealed details of his plans for the development of land in the border area with Mexico, plans which are dominated by the somewhat surprising intention to build a number of 'Supercasinos'. The casinos would, Trump say...
Read full storyUS military releases aliens in Mexico
The US military reanimates two aliens with help from DARPA and their military project. The aliens were released in Jalisco, Mexico as part of an experiment. DARPA is an acronym for Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency. It's an agency of the...
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Trump Retweets Racist Image Of Mitt Romney As A Mexican
Dick No Longer Appropriate Nickname Says Congresswoman
Pentagon's Hummer Laser Gun 'targetting Mexican dope planes'
Second Migrant Caravan Has Formed In Mexico
Mexican Sombreros Alien Origins Established
Vampire Diaries Star Ian Somerhalder Says His and Co-Star Nina Dobrev's Romance Is Hotter Than The Sun In Mexico!
The Story Behind The Legend of The Tequila Worm
Trump names Sanders Secretary of Education
Pope Presides Over Human Sacrifice
Homeland Security Alerted After First Mexican Short Range Missile Attack Documented in Los Angeles!
Statue of Liberty to Huddled Masses: F___ Off
Joran Van der Sloot Named Spokesman for Mexican Spring Break PR Campaign!
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border
As the seven migrant caravans move ever closer to the US/Mexico border, President Donald Trump received a major boost earlier today, when the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders vowed to 'stand their ground' in the faces of the invaders, and to dance to the...
Read full storyClimbing Equipment Shops Now Opening On Mexican Border
Several shops selling climbing equipment have opened in close proximity to the US/Mexico border, the Spoof understands. The shops are small units, but are well-stocked with a variety of professional climbing attire and tools. Amongst other items,...
Read full storyMexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.
"The streets of Mexico are laced with the stench of corruption." One Homeless Mexican told reporters. "It's really hard being a real homeless Mexican. Because these guys are fakes! Busking for real money with their guitars, cleaning peoples ca...
Read full storyNumber Of Migrant Caravans Increases To Seven
Latest reports coming from inside Mexico indicate that there are now seven 'migrant caravans' making their way towards the US border. Exact numbers are not available, but at least two of the groups are estimated at 60,000-strong. All look like the...
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With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote
New Mexico Governor and former U.N Ambassador and Energy Secretary Bill Richardson has withdrawn his name from the Presidential race. The Democrat was the only prominent candidate from either party that had a Hispanic background. Now, others seekin...
Read full storyPresident Trump - Homeland Security Has Uncovered Mexican Invasion Plan
US Homeland Security has uncovered what it says is a plot to invade US territory by its neighbor, Mexico, and is taking "appropriate action" to thwart this. The 'evidence' has been provided from two sources: the first, from a captured Mexican sold...
Read full storyUS Border Police Concerned As Last Of Mexicans Crosses Border Into US
There was concern at the US-Mexico border this morning after it was revealed that the last of Mexico's 165 million-plus inhabitants had just crossed the frontline into the US, leaving the Central American country empty. An internal search of Mexic...
Read full storyDetention Center Horror
Pictures have emerged from the USA of detention centers where people desperately seeking a better life have their children torn from them and thrown into cages. Land of the Free indeed. Obviously the US President, Mr Trump, couldn’t give a flying...
Read full storyFailing Retailers Will Sell Their Brick & Mortar To Help Construct Trump's Wall
Three of America's top retail giants will be selling the brick & mortar of their soon-to-be defunct department stores to the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to help build the Wall between the United States and Mexico - al...
Read full storyKate Gosselin Discloses The Location and The Reason For Her Very Intimate Tattoo
READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin has really had her ups and downs over the past few years but she says that she is a survivor and she truly believes that 2012 will be her year. Kate, 36, recently sat down with Taffeta Kixx of iRumors and had...
Read full storyThe Reason Illegal Aliens Are Now Simply Passing Through The United States And Crossing Into Canada
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Illegal Alien Control has just made a very interesting discovery. Assistant Director Ferguson F. Cheermeister informed the U.S. news media that recent studies have concluded that roughly 87 percen...
Read full storyEx-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight
VENICE BEACH - Anne Heche has pretty much been out of the Hollywood spotlight since her breakup with Ellen DeGeneres and the svelte blonde says that, that's the way she likes it uh huh uh huh. Anne and Ellen had a flamingly tempestuous relationshi...
Read full storyFunny Mexico Headlines
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Las Cruces, NM Being Sued Because of City Name, Logo
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Spring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports
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Canadian art expected to frighten US
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Americans working for the peso
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McTaco Hut Adds New Menu Item and Introduces New Mascot
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Mexican Presidential Candidate Feared Kidnapped, Killed, and Stuffed in Tortilla on Arizona Border!
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Illegal American Immigrants head for Mexico
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Mexican Pirates Kill My Husband. And The Easter Bunny Stole His Body. And Santa Cut Him into Pieces. And Tinkerbell Hid Him in my Freezer, to Frame Me.
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Ashton Kutcher Shoots Down The Rumor That He And Ex-Wife Demi Moore's Daughter Rumer Willis Are An Item
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Nina Dobrev Vacations Down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Sans Ian Somerhalder
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US-Mexico Build McCrone's Sonoran Desert Bike Path
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President Obama To Send 10,000 Troops To The Mexican Border
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Guatemala To Invade Mexico
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New York City Has 39,000 Homeless People - Rev. Sharpton Says "Let's Send 'Em To Mexico"
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Katy Perry Shows Off Her Fine Lookin' Stuff In An Itty Bitty Red Bikini
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Obama Says Mexico "Perfectly Safe" Orders Napolitano to Join 82nd Airborne In "Recreational" Jump into Acapulco!
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Trump Hires Godzilla To Patrol Mexican Border
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Trump Whitehouse Rebrand Runs into Administrative Delays.
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Trump Meets with Mexican President
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Mexico To Send 5,200 Troops To US Border
