Cabo San Lucas has the prettiest and sexiest girls south of the border

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 29 June 2023

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"All the females in Cabo are 10's." -PITBULL

Boom Boom News (Mexico) is reporting that the tourist town of Cabo San Lucas, has the distinction of having the sexiest, smartest, and the prettiest women south of the border.

The mayor of Cabo, Timothy "The Stud" Cerveceria, who became a millionaire in the wrought iron toro business, states that since 99% of the visitors are from the USA, he wants it known that they (the men, guys, hombres) can expect to find the muchachas in the entire republic.

SIDENOTE: The weather at Cabo San Lucas averages 76 degrees all year round and that is why Bezos-Musk, Inc. is considering opening up what they say will be the biggest hotel casino in all of Latin America.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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