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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border

As the seven migrant caravans move ever closer to the US/Mexico border, President Donald Trump received a major boost earlier today, when the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders vowed to 'stand their ground' in the faces of the invaders, and to dance to the...

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Number Of Migrant Caravans Increases To Seven

Funny story: Number Of Migrant Caravans Increases To Seven

Latest reports coming from inside Mexico indicate that there are now seven 'migrant caravans' making their way towards the US border. Exact numbers are not available, but at least two of the groups are estimated at 60,000-strong. All look like the...

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Second Migrant Caravan Has Formed In Mexico

Funny story: Second Migrant Caravan Has Formed In Mexico

US security reports from sources based inside Mexico have, Friday evening, confirmed that a second migrant caravan has formed inside the country, and is making its way north towards the border. Details are, thus far, sketchy, but first impressions...

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Mexico To Send 5,200 Troops To US Border

Funny story: Mexico To Send 5,200 Troops To US Border

The Mexican government has said in a statement released at lunchtime today, that it is to deploy 5,200 troops to its border with the USA, to counter the 5,200 US troops President Donald Trump says he is sending there as part of Operation Faithful Pat...

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Trump Negotiators Accuse Mexico and Canada of Using Secret Languages in Talks

Funny story: Trump Negotiators Accuse Mexico and Canada of Using Secret Languages in Talks

Today the Trump administration complained that Canadian and Mexican trade talk officials have been talking around U.S. officials and even joking about them using some kind of secret language. "No es cierto," replied one negotiator from Mexico, "It...

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Detention Center Horror

Funny story: Detention Center Horror

Pictures have emerged from the USA of detention centers where people desperately seeking a better life have their children torn from them and thrown into cages. Land of the Free indeed. Obviously the US President, Mr Trump, couldn’t give a flying...

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US Border Police Concerned As Last Of Mexicans Crosses Border Into US

Funny story: US Border Police Concerned As Last Of Mexicans Crosses Border Into US

There was concern at the US-Mexico border this morning after it was revealed that the last of Mexico's 165 million-plus inhabitants had just crossed the frontline into the US, leaving the Central American country empty. An internal search of Mexic...

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Failing Retailers Will Sell Their Brick & Mortar To Help Construct Trump's Wall

Funny story: Failing Retailers Will Sell Their Brick & Mortar To Help Construct Trump's Wall

Three of America's top retail giants will be selling the brick & mortar of their soon-to-be defunct department stores to the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement ​(ICE) to help build the Wall between the United States and Mexico - al...

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Trump Meets with Mexican President

Funny story: Trump Meets with Mexican President

Wash. D.C.- President Trump met with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto at the White House on Monday. The meeting was to be a discussion on US/Mexico relations, the proposed Wall along our mutual border, who was to pay for said Wall, and many o...

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Mexico is exporting fags into Africa

Funny story: Mexico is exporting fags into Africa

A Mexican multinational company best known for Delicados fags, has developed a corporate strategy to flood Africa with over a millions fags using fancy commercials like: "Africa, it's time to put a long Mexican fag into your mouth to savor the flavor...

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Trump Whitehouse Rebrand Runs into Administrative Delays.

President Trumps plan to rebrand the Whitehouse has suffered a major setback when the huge gold letters, intended to spell out his name on the iconic dome have been supplied incorrectly. Of the five letters, costing $2.5million dollars each, only tw...

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Man listening to Santana deported

Funny story: Man listening to Santana deported

Stephen Blazkiczek of Manhattan was deported today, when he was mistaken as an illegal immigrant as he played Santana on his car stereo while driving through Texas for a road trip. The immigration official heard Blazkiczek's car playing Santana's...

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Statue of Liberty to Huddled Masses: F___ Off

Funny story: Statue of Liberty to Huddled Masses: F___ Off

Thanks to new president Donald Trump, the Statue of Liberty will bear a new inscription. The statue, which was gifted to the US from France to celebrate American independence, has long been inscripted with a poem by Emma Lazarus, "The New Colossus."...

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Trump to have Mexico pay for his dry-cleaning

Funny story: Trump to have Mexico pay for his dry-cleaning

Mexico City - The President of Mexico was furious, according to his press secretary Juan Mendoza, when it was learned that Trump had mailed his dry-cleaning bill to Mexico after eating at El Taco Mexican restaurant. "We can't help it if Trump sl...

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Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too

Funny story: Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too

Ottawa, Canada Legislators in Canada's Parliament voted in favor of erecting a wall on the U.S./Canada border. "We have so many illegal immigrants trying to get into Canada from the United States that we feel the only way to stem the tide is to bu...

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Trump names Sanders Secretary of Education

Funny story: Trump names Sanders Secretary of Education

Trump Tower, New York - Our reporter stationed outside the elevator at Trump Tower noticed a strange event Sunday night at around dinner-time. A bag of KFC was brought to the elevator lobby where the Secret Service inspected the chicken, fries and b...

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Trump Announces Plan to Take Away Chance of Citizenship for Illegal Immigrants

Funny story: Trump Announces Plan to Take Away Chance of Citizenship for Illegal Immigrants

Last night, president-elect Donald Trump announced at his rally that he was going to "do something" about all of the immigrants. Mr. Trump announced well into his speech last night that he was going to "take away the chance of citizenship of anyone...

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Trump Retweets Racist Image Of Mitt Romney As A Mexican

Funny story: Trump Retweets Racist Image Of Mitt Romney As A Mexican

Another day, another racist Tweet from Donald Trump. Sparking a furor and stealing the spotlight from Hillary Clinton's email problems, Donald Trump has retweeted what some are saying is a racist depiction of Mitt Romney as a Mexican. Trump apo...

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Breaking news…

Trump's New Chief-Of-Staff Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin volunteers to be Trump’s new chief-of-staff.

"You're hired."
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