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US military releases aliens in Mexico

Funny story: US military releases aliens in Mexico

The US military reanimates two aliens with help from DARPA and their military project. The aliens were released in Jalisco, Mexico as part of an experiment. DARPA is an acronym for Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency. It's an agency of the...

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Climbing Equipment Shops Now Opening On Mexican Border

Funny story: Climbing Equipment Shops Now Opening On Mexican Border

Several shops selling climbing equipment have opened in close proximity to the US/Mexico border, the Spoof understands. The shops are small units, but are well-stocked with a variety of professional climbing attire and tools. Amongst other items,...

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Trump Plans To Release Lions Along Mexican Border

Funny story: Trump Plans To Release Lions Along Mexican Border

President Donald Trump has revealed a new and innovative plan to control the unchecked flow of illegal immigrants across the US border with Mexico - he will release a pride of lions to patrol the area. Trump was writing on Twitter about his annoya...

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Trump Plans To Release American Criminals Along Length Of US/Mexico Border

Funny story: Trump Plans To Release American Criminals Along Length Of US/Mexico Border

Hamstrung by the Democrat Party's stubborn refusal to agree to the public funding of his Mexican Wall project, President Donald Trump has hatched a new idea to protect the country's precious southern border - he will release thousands of America's ow...

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Trump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border

Funny story: Trump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border

President Donald Trump today revealed details of his plans for the development of land in the border area with Mexico, plans which are dominated by the somewhat surprising intention to build a number of 'Supercasinos'. The casinos would, Trump say...

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President Trump - Homeland Security Has Uncovered Mexican Invasion Plan

Funny story: President Trump - Homeland Security Has Uncovered Mexican Invasion Plan

US Homeland Security has uncovered what it says is a plot to invade US territory by its neighbor, Mexico, and is taking "appropriate action" to thwart this. The 'evidence' has been provided from two sources: the first, from a captured Mexican sold...

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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border

As the seven migrant caravans move ever closer to the US/Mexico border, President Donald Trump received a major boost earlier today, when the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders vowed to 'stand their ground' in the faces of the invaders, and to dance to the...

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Number Of Migrant Caravans Increases To Seven

Funny story: Number Of Migrant Caravans Increases To Seven

Latest reports coming from inside Mexico indicate that there are now seven 'migrant caravans' making their way towards the US border. Exact numbers are not available, but at least two of the groups are estimated at 60,000-strong. All look like the...

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Second Migrant Caravan Has Formed In Mexico

Funny story: Second Migrant Caravan Has Formed In Mexico

US security reports from sources based inside Mexico have, Friday evening, confirmed that a second migrant caravan has formed inside the country, and is making its way north towards the border. Details are, thus far, sketchy, but first impressions...

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Mexico To Send 5,200 Troops To US Border

Funny story: Mexico To Send 5,200 Troops To US Border

The Mexican government has said in a statement released at lunchtime today, that it is to deploy 5,200 troops to its border with the USA, to counter the 5,200 US troops President Donald Trump says he is sending there as part of Operation Faithful Pat...

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Trump Negotiators Accuse Mexico and Canada of Using Secret Languages in Talks

Funny story: Trump Negotiators Accuse Mexico and Canada of Using Secret Languages in Talks

Today the Trump administration complained that Canadian and Mexican trade talk officials have been talking around U.S. officials and even joking about them using some kind of secret language. "No es cierto," replied one negotiator from Mexico, "It...

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Detention Center Horror

Funny story: Detention Center Horror

Pictures have emerged from the USA of detention centers where people desperately seeking a better life have their children torn from them and thrown into cages. Land of the Free indeed. Obviously the US President, Mr Trump, couldn’t give a flying...

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US Border Police Concerned As Last Of Mexicans Crosses Border Into US

Funny story: US Border Police Concerned As Last Of Mexicans Crosses Border Into US

There was concern at the US-Mexico border this morning after it was revealed that the last of Mexico's 165 million-plus inhabitants had just crossed the frontline into the US, leaving the Central American country empty. An internal search of Mexic...

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Failing Retailers Will Sell Their Brick & Mortar To Help Construct Trump's Wall

Funny story: Failing Retailers Will Sell Their Brick & Mortar To Help Construct Trump's Wall

Three of America's top retail giants will be selling the brick & mortar of their soon-to-be defunct department stores to the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement ​(ICE) to help build the Wall between the United States and Mexico - al...

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Trump Meets with Mexican President

Funny story: Trump Meets with Mexican President

Wash. D.C.- President Trump met with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto at the White House on Monday. The meeting was to be a discussion on US/Mexico relations, the proposed Wall along our mutual border, who was to pay for said Wall, and many o...

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Mexico is exporting fags into Africa

Funny story: Mexico is exporting fags into Africa

A Mexican multinational company best known for Delicados fags, has developed a corporate strategy to flood Africa with over a millions fags using fancy commercials like: "Africa, it's time to put a long Mexican fag into your mouth to savor the flavor...

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Trump Whitehouse Rebrand Runs into Administrative Delays.

President Trumps plan to rebrand the Whitehouse has suffered a major setback when the huge gold letters, intended to spell out his name on the iconic dome have been supplied incorrectly. Of the five letters, costing $2.5million dollars each, only tw...

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Man listening to Santana deported

Funny story: Man listening to Santana deported

Stephen Blazkiczek of Manhattan was deported today, when he was mistaken as an illegal immigrant as he played Santana on his car stereo while driving through Texas for a road trip. The immigration official heard Blazkiczek's car playing Santana's...

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