CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Illinois Dept. of Weather has just announced that a powerful snowstorm named The Canadian Yukon Express, is heading toward the US.
A rep for the IDW, noted that the huge, blistering cold snowstorm will be going as far south as Laredo, Texas.
The rep identified as Karen F. Karatinti, 62, warned that the storm will bring with it hail, icicles, and snow barnacles, which can be harmful to wandering livestock, unattended kids, and wayward old folks.
She stressed that Laredo, Texas has been informed to prepare for as much as 21 inches of ice cold snow.
Meanwhile a city council member in Laredo, stated that the city plans to borrow a snow plow from Austin, Texas.
