WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Former Vice-President Mike Pence revealed in a video deposition that was shown at The Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, that his former piece-of-shit, lying, screwing boss took millions of dollars that were donated by members of the Republican party.
The money, most of it from middle class Trumptard supporters, was then transferred over to a fund, secretly known as BTCF, which stands for Barron Trump's College Fund.
Pence revealed on tape that on at least 6 occasions DJT made him promise to never reveal this fact because he could end up in Sing Sing Prison sooner than later.
The patriot from Indiana (Pence) said that each time, he would cross his fingers and simply nod in the affirmative.
SIDENOTE: Rudy Giuliani, who also knows about the illegal money transfer, rolled his eyes and said that Donald will most probably say that he does not know and he has never heard of his own son, Barron Trump.
