Scientists Find Out Sex is Evolutionarily Designed For Pleasure - Not Procreation

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 18 June 2022

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Argh! Go back lads - he's just pulling his pork!

All mammals on Earth that have sex and get sexual pleasure from it - from giant elephant and whale orgasms to tiny mouse-squeak ones

Using statistics, scientists have broken the information on orgasms down into easy increments for us lesser beings.

It goes like this: a young man, (we must use men, because of the sperm. When you ladies start putting out sperm, I will be glad to use you in examples, and not be Sexist anymore.)

Anyway, a man 20, having sex once a week for a year, about 50 times a year - and over 30 years has about 1,500 orgasms.

Out of those orgasms how many children, does he have? One or two?

Or if a Muslim or Mormon, 8-10?

Anyway, subtract the number of children (let’s say 5) from the number of orgasms and it is obvious that about 98% of the times Sex is for pleasure only - and it was Designed that way - by God, Mother Nature, the Force that created the Universe, whatever.
What a Blessing for man and woman.
Procreation is the most important aspect-but all mammals get Pleasure 98% of the time. What a great Design.

So, get off the guilt trip that the priests/ministers, etc, who aren't having sex try to put on you. They are not having sex, so they don't want you to have sex – (or maybe they are secretly having sex - but preach no sex…)

Or guilt about sex is a great way to control people.

And they try to sell you the Lie that Sex should only be for Procreation...come on Roman Catholics, and others, use your brains a little!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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