LONDON - (Satire News) - Prince Charles informed The Ta Ta For Now News Agency that he was desperate to get rid of the crotch infection which is commonly called Groinititus.
He said that he tried several lotions, salves, and ointments and all that they did was to make his belly button itch and his balls quiver.
Charles then heard about a Louisiana voodoo woman from Swampalina, Louisiana. This lady known as Cajun Carla, has been practicing bayou medicine for 42 years.
CC as the mayor of Swampalina calls her, says that she has healed the ailments of a lot of famous people including Ellen DeGeneres, Terry Bradshaw, Yo Yo Afro Woke, and Matt Gaetz.
Charles said that he flew down to Swampalina, after making an appointment with CC. He added that when he went into her trailer home, she uttered some mumbo-jumbo words, she sprinkled alligator sweat on his crotch, and then she recited the Voodoo Witch Doctor Soliloquy.
SIDENOTE: Prince Charles said that within 90 seconds his Groinititus was gone like the wind.
