There were 162 spoof news stories published in February 2017. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz Demand Recount of 1939 Oscar Race
"Gone With The Wind" won for Best Picture that year. Supposedly. But who knows, say the Munchkins. The recent error in the announcement of Best Picture in the 2017 race is the catalyst for the action of the little people, who have commented, "Hey, mi...
Read full storyPutin hacked the Super Bowl
Moscow - Putin held a parade in Red Square Monday to celebrate the KGB victory in America's Super Bowl. Whistle-blower Alexakranicov Lexippenin reports that the Bose head sets were "totally hacked, comrade! " He explained how Putin gained total c...
Read full storyPhysicist Breaks the Law of Conservation of Mass with Socks
Ed, a physicist at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, says he's found the next ground breaking theory in physics. He claims he has found evidence disproving the law of conservation of mass with socks. The law of conservation of mass...
Read full storyTrump to moon the Moon
Trump Wall, AZ - During a ground-breaking ceremony speech today, Trump outlined his goals for NASA. Local reporters are scratching their heads trying to see what the details of the Trump space program have to do with the wall or anything for that mat...
Read full storyMan converts mailbox into recycle bin
Norm Johnson of Milwaukee Wisconsin has retrofitted his mail box to be his recyclable bin. "Basically I just cut the bottom out of my mailbox at the foot of my drive way and rolled my recycle bin underneath it." Letter carrier Irene Shephe...
Read full storyNorth Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity
Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...
Read full storyThe Blacklist Spoiler
Hollywood CA - Wednesday - This reporter has an an exclusive scoop on The Blacklist Episode 13. Isabella Stone Season 4 - Feb 9, 2017. The F.B.I. CLOWNS try to find a sophisticated criminal who has been targeting Red's businesses, because in the l...
Read full storyEarth to Become One Giant Candyland
If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...
Read full storyMLB to blindfold pitchers during intentional walks
In the wake of Major League Baseball's suggestions to shorten the length of the games by forgoing the four actual pitches thrown for an intentional walk the backlash from traditionalist fans has pressured MLB to change their stance entirely and in fa...
Read full storySean Spicer to Join SNL
New York, NY - Press Secretary Sean Spicer has agreed to join the cast of Saturday Night Live. After meeting with President Trump, Melissa McCarthy has agreed to replace Spicer and become the next Press Secretary. Spicer was asked by President Tr...
Read full storyMore Great Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers' Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues
It's long overdue, but it's here now on your screen! More exclusive stuff from your favorite website for lefti-progressive memorabilia and prized totems of coastal-elitist craving. You'll want to add all these choice gems to your elegant display ca...
Read full storyPatriots Fighting Deportation After Renouncing US Citizenship
Several more New England Patriots have renounced their US citizenship in protest of President Trump's incendiary comments on minorities and immigrants--now they are being threatened with deportation by the president himself. Devin McCourty was th...
Read full storyScientist Says "Sticky" Dark Matter Influenced Presidential Election
We can't see it or measure it directly, but scientists say they can detect the decay of dark matter around the universe and on earth, especially in Washington DC. It's a new type of dark matter though that has been discovered around Washington DC,...
Read full storyConor McGregor's Mom Walks In During Interview
Halfway through an interview with Doug Loquacious of the Loquacious and You talk show during which McGregor cussed out every one of his opponents and called them weak, McGregor's mom suddenly appeared on the scene and took offense for her son's actio...
Read full storyKim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!
North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Un, is a very disturbed character as the world knows, and now he has taken on an even more sinister role;Ernst Stavro Blofeld! Jaggedone's super North Korean CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) spy, WAN-KIN-DIK (He's...
Read full story2020 Olympics To Feature Wall Climb Competition
For the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo, teams will compete to climb a replica of the soon to be built wall on the US/Mexico border. The Japanese and Hungarian teams are early favorites for the brand new sport that will have it's first competition y...
Read full storyUnnamed president slams unnamed news agencies for using unnamed sources
UNNAMED LOCATION - An unnamed president furthered his or her unnamed fight against unnamed news organizations at an unnamed conference on a recent unnamed day. The unnamed president criticized use of unnamed sources for news and declared that whenev...
Read full storyNo Category For "Should Have Been A Foul"
One thing encompassing any sporting event is the non-foul call which so many claim turns the game into one teams favor over the other. These non-calls or non-fouls as they are so often referenced have been going on since the beginning of organized sp...
Read full storyFalcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane
Folks on the Internet were surprised to see recently a photo of a big group of falcons relaxing while traveling in the cabin of a plane! Interviews with the flying falcons revealed a number of interesting things about the flight: -- For some of the falcons it was a maiden voyage. The rookie falcons put the airline-provided barf bags over their heads, so they wouldn't have to "see" the takeof...
Read full storySNL Donald Trump Chorus Line Planned
Celebrities are clambering at the doors to become members of the Donald Trump chorus line for the next Saturday Night Live program. With Alec Baldwin's success as Donald Trump, followed by Leslie Jones' impersonation, the chorus line was born. And...
Read full storyScottish council plant trees on football field!
It seems that football (the round ball type for our US readers) in Scotland has become so boring local councils in the country have started turning football pitches into tree-growing areas! One council, Aberdeenshire, planted several trees on thei...
Read full storyTrump Signs Another Executive Order Against Midgets
Is the pen mightier than the sword? Donald J. Trump, newly crowned POTUS, must believe so since he has been using his on a regular basis. Since banning everything from universal health care to mortgage loan assistance to the poor, from retirement a...
Read full storyAlternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway!
Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway! Sure, everyone KNOWS what the "fake media" says about KellyAnne Elizabeth Conway, but how much do we REALLY know about her? This intrepid reporter decided to find out, and went slogging through public records, numerous internet news sites, and the back pages of the National Inquirer to scope out the true alternate facts about the mysteriou...
Read full storyDrake Fans Have Plastic Surgery To Look Like The Popular Star
Men, women, and even children as young as five are having the suddenly popular Drakoplasty surgery. This reporter first heard of the procedure when a family member was lamenting her lack of $30,000 so she could have the surgery. Drake, the mult...
Read full storyTrump Tries to Fix White House Leaks
Washington, DC - Over the past few nights President Donald Trump has been waking up frustrated by all the leaks in the White House. Sources close to Trump report that Trump himself has called in the plumber to fix the leaks but he believes the plumb...
Read full storyDouble Dutchman, Geert Wilders, has better hair than Trump he claims!
They might be on the same wave length as far as politics go, but they are a million miles away from each other when it comes down to hair! Geert Wilders, huge fan of Donald, and vice versa, Donald loves Geert, have many things in common, HATE, HAT...
Read full storyPresident Trump Trashes Oval Office
White House sources have confirmed that President Trump has caused considerable damage to the Oval Office. 'He turned over tables,' reported one source, 'upended chairs, ripped curtaining and threw paintings out of smashed windows onto the White H...
Read full storyBowling Green Suicide Sinkhole Apprehended After Its Latest Massacre
Bowling Green, KY-Yelling "Allahu Akbar!" the suicide sinkhole that attacked eight Corvettes in the Corvette Museum in February of 2012 reappeared today, in Kellyanne Conway's imagination, to unleash on the midsize town of 63,000 souls a horrendo...
Read full storyThe Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!
Buckingpig Palace - The Queen's obstetrician, Dr. P. Ussey, revealed to TheSpoof.com gossip column today that the the Queen is expecting a boy sometime in July. The father is known to be Trump. The Queen, running slightly low on funds by a few...
Read full storyJesus comes back to reteach America the Golden Rule. President Trump declares message "Fake News"
After getting sick of his Facebook feed being flooded with decisive rhetoric and partisan clickbait Jesus, the Son of God, decided to come back to earth early. He originally attempted to just post the Golden Rule on His Facebook page, but it ended u...
Read full storyBarack Obama: Please Come Back
Come back, come back, wherever you are. The feeling of abandonment has set in with the citizens of the United States. That is, the practical wise thinking citizens who wish to get along with people. They don't want an Emmy or an Oscar, they just want...
Read full storyTrump Offers to Swap White House for One of Queen's Castles
Washington, DC President Trump gave Queen Elizabeth a call this weekend to ask her what Brexit means. In the course of the conversation, Trump remarked that his wife, Melania the First Lady, did not care for the White House and had only been there on...
Read full story"Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is reported to be "hugely impressed" with President Trump and his Administration using the term fake news so successfully, telling anyone who will listen that "We can still make that WMD story work". According to...
Read full storyKing Tweet and his courtiers to enter collective therapy in aircraft carrier commanded by General Mattis
Stressed after two weeks of hectic executive ordering, Mr. Trump and his entourage will take a break aboard the USS Blue Note, with Mad Dog assuming the helm. General Mattis is reported as having opted out of the therapy, which will take place bel...
Read full storyTrump's 'OOMPA LOOMPA' Tweet Causes Mass Hysteria - Opinion Divided
Donald Trump caused a global media frenzy over his latest tweet, "OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPETY DOO", leading to Martial Law being declared in eighty countries overnight. With DEFCON II about to be formally declared, mass civil unrest and hysteria seems...
Read full storyTrump Administration Setting Up Roadblocks to Prevent Alec Baldwin from Getting to SNL Studios
New York, NY Many varied sources have reported that they have received info from White House insiders that the whole American Defense Department is now concentrated on preventing Alec Baldwin from making it to the Saturday Night Live studios to do an...
Read full storyDonald Trump Broke Out Of Mental Institution In 1965--How Trump Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
An old classmate has revealed that President Trump was sentenced to a 30 day psychiatric evaluation during his senior year at the New York Military Academy. Trump then broke out of the Ani Knaur Sanitarium in Cornwall days later with the help of his...
Read full storyOfficial body confirms that the fake news website "Fake News" does contain fake news
The official world news monitoring body, Mad Magazine, has today confirmed that the website "Fake News" does in fact contain stories that are entirely fake. Previously used over the past decade as a source of news and stories by organisations such...
Read full storySean Spicer Is Very Sad Because of Mean SNL Parody
Washington, DC Trump Press Secretary Sean Spicer wept bitter tears as he described the utter despair and sadness he felt when he was played by Melissa McCarthy in a Saturday Night Live skit last Saturday. "It was just plain mean and they need to d...
Read full storyTrump Signs Yet Another Executive Order Banning Poverty
POTUS Donald J. Trump has worked quickly and furiously with his new presidential pen like a kid with new sneakers who swears he can jump higher and run faster. So far he has done everything he can to prove he is faster and jumps higher by issuing app...
Read full storyLeading Entertainers Put Hugely Successful Careers at Risk with Political Stands
The recent spotlight on popular singer Joy Villa, who wore a Trump themed dress to the Grammy Awards, is a reminder that a number of top recording artists, actors and other entertainers have exposed their skyrocketing careers to huge risk by getting...
Read full storySeven Heart Attacks In First Two Weeks For President Trump
President Donald Trump may go in to the history books yet again, this time for having even more heart attacks than President Ronald Reagan: In office for just two weeks, the new president has already had seven heart attacks. It's normal for presid...
Read full storyTrump: My way or the highway
FOX News has negotiated a deal with Sputnik International to present reports catered to the president who relies solely on that cable entertainment station for his knowledge of the world outside the opulent Trump Towers. Estimated to be worth in t...
Read full storyTrump nominates Tom Brady for Congressional Medal of Honor!
The news media is on fire this morning over President Donald Trump's midnight tweet saying he is nominating Quarterback Tom Brady for the Congressional Medal of Honor! "Tom is a hero among heroes,' tweeted Trump, "risking his life to defeat our enemi...
Read full storyDonald Trump Endorses The Spoof as "Best News in America" & "Best News in the World"
WASHINGTON D.C. - At a news conference today to announce a new nominee for Labor secretary, Donald Trump took time to describe how the media is ruining the policies of the United States of America. Trump criticized most of the media for being fake a...
Read full storyPosthoorn Interview no. 7: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Scots prepper'?
Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. As the reporter of the world famous weekly newspap...
Read full storyTrump Interrupts Press Conference to Promote Daughter Ivanka's Clothing Line
Washington, DC Ever since Trump tweeted negative feelings about Nordstrom dropping his daughter Ivanka's fashion line, there has been a lot of media blow back. Presidential shill Kellyanne Conway breaking a federal law on speaking out about how m...
Read full storyIt's Awesome! A Year of Tweets From the President of the United States
January 20, 2017. Can't believe the size of the crowd IT'S JUST AWESOME! #impotus January 21, 2017. Media got it wrong again must have been a million people there just ask the security detail #impotus February 22, 2017, Associated Press: "The streets of London were clogged with tens of thousands of people protesting the visit of President Trump." Many many more than that and they were we...
Read full story2017: The Mushroom Age Is Here! - World Media Promise You News Yet To Happen
Today the world's media gathered, all seven elderly Caucasian men, to discuss headline news which "will happen" in 2017. The seven, representing 98.3% of the planets mainstream news' outlets, met at Chappaqua, New York in a palatial summer resid...
Read full storyThere Is Definitely A "T" In Trump
Donald Trump revealed in a recent interview that he believes he is not only doing a fantastic job as the newly appointed Commander in Chief but that his early success is being drastically overlooked. "Not only am I excelling as President of the Unit...
Read full storyState Department Confused About Extreme Vetting Agency Maternity Leaves Through The Roof
The U.S. State Department has asked the Trump Administration for clarification on the development of a new Extreme Immigration policy. Since Donald Trump has taken office State Department officials have been working hard at revamping current refugee...
Read full storyPeople stop reading articles on The Spoof because they can "get fake news anywhere!"
The Spoof and other pioneers in fake news have found their readership plummeting as serious competition has arisen from other real fake news sources. Competition has been on the rise as money motivated individuals discovered that if they fed peo...
Read full storyTrump Reports 50% Drop in Murder Rate Since Taking Office
Washington D.C., June 25, 2017- Since taking office in January, the Trump Administration has succeeded in reducing the murder rate by half. The murder rate, as reported by Trump himself in a meeting with Sheriffs from across the U.S. back in Febru...
Read full storyFast Food restaurants ban "Healthy" looking people
Only in Trumps America would such a move be considered in keeping with current equality laws. After recent pressure from 'large' groups of eatavists, several fast food restaurant chains have given in and applied a nationwide ban on healthy peopl...
Read full storyRachel Dolezal, formerly white, then black, now Asian
SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW, OZ -- Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who claimed she "identified" as African-American now says she's "probably Asian" and believes herself to be a reincarnation of Empress Dowager Cixi of the Qing dynasty. Ironically, Dolez...
Read full storyStudies show Trump supporters are retarded
Scientists from the University of Downton, England, have discovered that Americans who support Donald Trump have a significantly lower IQ than the average American. The news comes as little surprise to poor-basher Professor Tarquin Smythe-Wazzock, wh...
Read full storyCIA Says Mar-a-Lago Is A Rat's Nest Of Spies And Russian Operatives
President Trump made a newlywed couple famous by crashing their wedding party while he was simultaneously hosting a foreign leader and dealing with another North Korean missile launch. The wedding couple was later exposed as a pair of Russian spies.
Read full storySMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model
Assachewsets Institute of Technocracy - Professor Hecktor Nogginbanger of AIT today announced a theory of everything that resolves all the unexplained problems in the Standard Model of physics. The new theory, some just call it fact, is called SMASH...
Read full storyAfter Pardon Bernie Madoff Set To Chair Federal Reserve
There's still a year left for Janet Yellen to serve in her term as the current Federal Reserve Chairperson, yet President Trump has already nominated Bernie Madoff to replace her. The early nomination tactic is probably to see what kind of deal he c...
Read full storyAll Copies Of The Movie "The Dead Zone" Quietly Purchased And Destroyed By Trump Front Company
Apparently Donald Trump hates the movie The Dead Zone. He hates it so much that he quietly bought up all the copies through one his shell companies, Trump International Talent. Whatever physical copies of The Dead Zone that have not been destroyed...
Read full storyTheresa May Bans President Trump's Hair From UK
After mulling over a petition signed by over 1.7 million citizens to bar US President Donald Trump from traveling to the UK, the PM instead banned Donald Trump's hair from the UK. While it's long been rumoured that Boris Johnson's hair is an alien...
Read full storyTrump Refused by Own Penis
Some thought it would be the stress of becoming the leader of the Free World, handling illegal immigration, badgering from Bernie Sanders or wrangling with the Democrats that would have driven President Donald Trump to take a "nice little rest" in a...
Read full storyGinger Feels Satisfaction at C = -2?
Ethan, a local ginger, felt happy for the first time in his life. During a Systems and Signals Bio-engineering class, Ethan was doing a partial fraction decomposition problem. He figured out C was equal to -2 and felt instant satisfaction. "I was...
Read full storyTrump reveals how he will "make America great again"
It has been a whirlwind two weeks for the new US president, and impeachment or the funny farm are surely just around the corner for Trump. Nevertheless, today he prepared to finish off another promise he made during the campaign - the vague one to ma...
Read full storyHeadteacher defends school uniform stance
A headteacher in Lancashire has defended sending pupils home from school because their skirts were not short enough, saying parents who did not like the strict uniform rules could choose to have their daughters educated elsewhere. Girls at Failing...
Read full storyAmerica's Newest Heroes: After Tragic Burning, Willem Defoe & Denis Leary Donate Faces to Kellyanne Conway for Transplant...
We've all seen the videos. The press conference. When America's newest sweetheart, Kellyanne Conway's pants suddenly, and shockingly, burst into flames during a discussion about "facts". The most popular of these youtube videos is titled "why-are...
Read full storyThe Vodka Diet™!
WELCOME to the website of THE VODKA DIET™! You are the 2nd visitor to this site! We at THE VODKA DIET™ are excited to bring you the information you need to attain a healthy and happy lifestyle! Are you ready to join the millions of people worldwide who have discovered the benefits of THE VODKA DIET™? Here's how to get started: First, select your short term and long t...
Read full storySessions hunts "Swamp Thing"
Washington DC - Senator Sessions got out his guitar, got together with his boys in the garage to celebrate his confirmation with a brand new set of Lyrics for "Wild Thing", reproduced below. He and the boys cranked it up so loud the swamp things got all agitated like. Swamp thing, you make my pigeon sing You make everything a felony, swamp thing Swamp , I think I hate you But I wanna kno...
Read full storyLiberals Are Fat And Fed Up!! And Trump is to blame
We figured out what's behind the obesity epidemic plaguing liberal woman everywhere. And it's not what you think.. Liberal millennial women from all walks of life have decided to put their differences aside and work together, seeking answers to t...
Read full storyKim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding
Kim Jong Un still has ten more brothers or half brothers scattered around the world in exile or hiding. Here is a list of their names and last known whereabouts: Kim Jong Jam - Last seen Pitkipsy, New York in an olive factory. Said to have 5 natio...
Read full storyTrump Invites Islamic Religious Leaders For Peace Talks; "Offensive Gesture" Results in Pakistani War Declaration
Earlier this week, the president made an attempt to settle poor relations with middle eastern countries by having peace talks with the Islamic religious elite. These talks were held at the White House, where the president's staff were told to give th...
Read full storyPresident appoints Pittsburgh plumber head of CIA
President Trump has appointed a plumber from Pittsburgh as the new head of the CIA. Plumber Jack Bauer says he was surprised to get a phone call from the President. "He told me to defeat ISIS within 24 hours. He said I could do waterboarding."...
Read full storyBowling Green Massacre Victims Honored After 370 Years
Today distant descendants of the Lenape Indian tribe gathered in Bowling Green to pay respects to their ancestors from 1643. Also attending were some distant Dutch descendants whose great, great, great, great cousins and grandparents might have helpe...
Read full storyAbout Those Cigarettes In Your Shirt Pocket
I always liked visiting the Super Bowl Pub in Wheaton, Maryland to check in with my fellow dregs to catch up on the local news, down copious beverages, talk bull and shoot some pool. Most of all we liked to talk to our good friend and owner, John, who when he saw us playing pool mumbled: "I wish you would play darts and hit someone in the back of the head rather than ruin my good pool tables".
Read full storyAstronomers discover planets that look like Earth! However, do we need another one?
Thank the heavens (literally) that the seven planets discovered by astronomers are so far away, it would take roughly 770000 years to get there, because we really do not need another planet like ours! Jaggedone, sent his favourite scientific, unde...
Read full storyPutin gets Latvia for Valentine's Day
The Russian Federation Annexed Latvia today in what it called "a great victory for freedom." The annexation was catalyzed by a television statement by Donald Trump that Latvia hasn't been paying its fair share in regards to NATO & that the Unite...
Read full storyPrime Minister Abe's visit to U.S. cut short after Panda Express comments
WASHINGTON D.C. - Shinzo Abe's state visit to Washington D.C. was cut short unexpectedly the other day. The leader of Japan did not cite his reasons to suddenly cut short his White house meetings but sources from D.C. imply that Abe decided to return...
Read full storyBao Bao the Bear is exiled to China!
Washington Zoo have announced the sad departure of Bao Bao, a female panda bear, after it was discovered she did not have a green card. The US government are deporting all entertainers, animal, or human who reside in the US, but whose origins are not...
Read full storyNEW SERIES: Poking Fun At Horrific People- (This is where I take horrible, horrible people and mock them incessantly to make myself feel good.) by Steven W. Rouach
Part I: Let's all be made aware of Robin Rhodes. Robin Rhodes, of Worcester, is accused of attacking a Muslim airline employee at New York's JFK International Airport, allegedly kicking and shouting obscenities at the woman and telling her that President Donald Trump "will get rid of all of you,". (For clarity and journalistic integrity , I will say that this account starts as completely 100...
Read full storyRepublicans Praised for Reducing Stigma for Psychopaths
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.-The National Institute of Mental Health congratulated the Republican Party for helping to make less infamous those with mental illness, by elevating obvious psychopaths to positions of high office. Doctor Fernando La...
Read full storyHarrison Ford Fans Plead To Famed Actor To Land Plane On Trump And Pence. "Please use your awesome and terrifying aerial abilities for good instead of evil" says fans.
Harrison Ford, famous for playing such roles as Han Solo, and Indiana Jones, has a FUN new hobby of landing airplanes in comedic places. He's recently landed a series of small planes, ones that were built by the Wright Brothers personally, onto su...
Read full storyTrump Travel Ban Nets Jesus and Mohammed
POTUS Donald Trump's latest executive order limiting travelers from 7 Middle Eastern countries has had dramatic and immediate effects and for some of the most high-profile celebrities on earth. Aside from doctors, lawyers, translators, mothers, fathe...
Read full storyFun NEW Series - Alternative Reality Presents: My First Interview with Donald Trump
My assignment was to attempt to get an interview with Donald Trump. It was assumed since I'm a relatively unknown journalist with no known affiliations, I might at least get to talk with White House Press Secretary, Sean "Melissa" Spicer. I was surprised when Mr. Spicer granted an interview. I was shown into his office and when he asked who I wrote for I made up: "The Alt-Right Journal of M...
Read full storyJohn F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts to perform Shakespeare's Julius Caesar with Senator McCain as Brutus
Additional to this central role going to Mr. McCain, the part of Cassius will be undertaken by Senator Graham, according to breaking news. Caesar himself will be performed by Alex Baldwin, renowned for his satirical reprise of Mr. Trump on Saturda...
Read full storyDavid Cassidy forgot he is demented!
Seventies heart throb, regular pretty boy and quite awful singer, David Cassidy, has admitted he forgot everything he ever sung whilst performing his pop "classics" recently live in California! Sad figure, David, even admitted to his many ageing f...
Read full storyTwo Fingers to the EU as UK Signs Trade Deal With Burkina Faso
"The United Kingdom is open for business, now more than ever," that was Prime Minister Theresa May's post-Brexit message to journalists gathered at No. 10 Downing Street yesterday. Words expelled with both vigor and pomp, she was speaking after sign...
Read full storySelfie Stick Casualty Stirs International Crisis
Abu Dhabi, UAE - A Chinese tourist nearly killed a teenage American girl with a selfie stick yesterday. The assailant was caught on tape injuring the girl while taking a photograph at the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi. The victim received...
Read full storyV.I. POO: New product becomes symbol of Anti-Trump movement!
The major news networks are reporting today that a new product introduced to the market last fall has become a symbol of the anti Trump movement! The product is V. I. Poo. Parent company, Air Wick states in it's publicity, "The time has come to chang...
Read full storyTo Explain Recent Actions of Trump Administration, Sean "Melissa" Spicer Claims: Liberal Scientists & Media Secretly Placing Optical Implants Into The Eyes of Americans to Alter Reality
Today, press secretary Sean "Melissa" Spicer, (best known for his irrational and paralyzing fear of young girls from the ages of 2-7, a serious medical condition known as acute pediaphobia), controversially claimed: "Liberal scientists, funded by...
Read full storyObituary: United States of America, 240, died January 8, 2017, all at once on Capitol Hill, due to absolute shock
The United States of America died of a massive cardiac arrest due what one doctor stated was "absolute shock" while Donald J. Trump was being sworn in as 45th POTUS. Cardiologist on the scene stated that the attack must have been building up for som...
Read full storyRate of Wealth Transfer to Rich People Remains Steady after Yellen Testimony
The rate at which wealth is transferred from mostly lower and middle income savers, who keep their money primarily in bank accounts, to the wealthiest Americans remained steady at around 2.0 percent annually, as detailed by Fed Chief Janet Yellen in...
Read full storyGreedy Greeks want more freebies
ATHENS - Greedy Greeks, accustomed to freeloading off their government, took matters into their own hands when they gathered, supposedly to "protest," in an overcrowded courtroom, preventing a bank's lawyer from appearing before a judge in a "rou...
Read full storyFuneral for "The Spoof" Avatar and Editor in Chief Postponed
The funeral for Zippy "The Spoof" Avatar adorning The Spoof website and his human counterpart has been postponed due to lack of evidence. "Were not 100% sure that they are actually dead", said the London Chief Medical Examiner in Waiting, "His wi...
Read full storyTV News Audience Declines
NEW YAWK - Whatever letters of the alphabet they use to identify themselves, TV networks have suffered sharp declines in audience for their news programs, as more and more couch potatoes tune out. Network executives' responses have been predictabl...
Read full storyOzzy Osbourne admits he's not a Prince of Darkness after all!
Black Sabbath have said goodbye to their global fans for the final time in Birmingham, UK, where they originated from. During the performance Ozzy Osbourne admitted to his geriatric following; "I man not the fucking Prince of Darkness, just a born...
Read full storyPresident Trump orders FBI to find Dory
Following the first film screening at the Trump White House, the President has ordered the FBI to find Dory. Mr Trump watched the first five minutes of the Pixar film and said, "I don't need to see any more. I'm ordering the FBI to find Dory. She'...
Read full storyCanada to build wall
The county of Plunk, Pennsylvania, working with Plunk University's department of Alternate Energy is in the process of turning the county's sizable collection of Canadian Goose feces into energy that according to County President Stan Klink "will be...
Read full storyBacon Butties in the US more expensive than caviar!
The American love affair with bacon has caused a major crisis in the piggy industry because there aint enough piggies to be slaughtered to keep up with demand! Bacon Butties smothered with Daddies Sauce, a specialized product exported from the UK...
Read full storySpoof reporter to hire firm to garner '5 thumbs up'
Veteran Spoof Journalist, George Porgeman is reaching out to the advertising agency Madison Lexington to help influence his adoring public to register 5 thumbs up for his dispatches "I try to get as many family members as I can" said Mr. Porg...
Read full storyBits of Widsom from the White House
Barney Bard, the Trump Administration's own official, if a bit giddy, Gadfly, has released the following: Unpleasant contemplation -- technical difficulties at a "fart to the music" concert. People that claim to be spiritual -- just lazy fucks...
Read full storyMelania Admits that Trump is Not Fit to be President
New York, NY - Melania Trump now agrees with the the media. President Donald J. Trump is not fit to be President. "Donald is unfit, simply unfit," Melania allegedly told her security detail. Melania, who still lives in New York, is Donald Trum...
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